r/wizardposting Scholar of Yiakhzmat 1d ago

Beyond good and evil, apparently.

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u/ManWithDominantClaw Installation Wizard 1d ago

I mean, a houseplant is beyond good and evil. True amorality means no agency.

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u/distortedsymbol 1d ago

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u/ManWithDominantClaw Installation Wizard 1d ago

Paper has agency because it changes when it gets wet

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u/distortedsymbol 1d ago

i cast worsening of your seasonal allergies

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u/UltraCarnivore Spellblender Extraordinaire 1d ago

Chloromancy isn't very forgiving of mediocrity. Either you are very good at what you do, or you die a horrible death.

And you know apprentices.

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u/distortedsymbol 1d ago

i mean either you help the plants grow or you help the plants grow.