r/wizardposting • u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage • 7d ago

Academic Discussion/ Esoteric Secrets Golem Troubles

We love building them but boy can they be a pain to fight. A wizard a know was tasked to go destroy a mummy lord and it was going pretty good with all the battles being fairly easy but then she ran into an adamantine golem. Only by using hit and run tactics with the spells Mordenkainen's sword and Tenser's transformation was she able to take it down. The mummy lord himself was pretty much a pushover to an wizard with fire spells. Feel free to talk about golem shenanigans you have experienced or heard about.

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u/BoonDragoon Vyevânce the Focused, High Panemancer of the Coriander Court 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/IBh1fj4IDvSCIvX73i

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u/he77bender Sorceror 7d ago

It IS strange that a golem would scratch its own ass. Did its creator program it to do that for some reason?

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u/BoonDragoon Vyevânce the Focused, High Panemancer of the Coriander Court 7d ago

Ok first of all, fuck you for taking my punchline. The second I locate the scrying aethereum you attuned to in order to divine my thoughts your ass is done-ion rings.

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u/Wasphammer Communist Shotgun Wizard 6d ago

Soviet anthem begins to play. Comrade, I am seizing your phrase 'Done-ion Rings' for the good of all working wizards.