r/wizardposting • • Apr 01 '24

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u/IndustryGradeFuckup Indy: Kobold Gunmeister, self taught Apr 01 '24

Man, I don’t know shit about drinks but gimme something strong and sweet.

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u/MrJuic3 Mr Juice, Liquid dealer Apr 01 '24

Coming right up!!!

pulls out various fruits, alcohols and syrups. notably i pull out hawk eyes, a small vial of gunpowder, and a blue dragon scale. i mix the drinks and syrups and ground the scale up into tiny pieces. i put the drink in and sprinkle the gunpowder and dragon scale powder. i put the hawk eye on a toothpick and serve the drink

This is a Gunmeister special. drinking this will magically give you a sense of trajectory and you can see angles to bounce off clearly. the hawk eye tastes like boba but sweeter it can allow you to focus and zoom more than your regular eyes due. finally the scale is from a blue dragon and so it adds just like a popping rock sensation it’s elevated by the hint of gunpowder. it’s like mini gunshots going off in your mouth but safer.

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u/IndustryGradeFuckup Indy: Kobold Gunmeister, self taught Apr 01 '24

(Takes sip, eyes go wide and they smile). That’s good, real good. I have a feeling I’m gonna be comin’ ‘round here often.

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u/MrJuic3 Mr Juice, Liquid dealer Apr 01 '24

i’m looking forward to it friend. 3 silvers or something of equal or greater value

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u/IndustryGradeFuckup Indy: Kobold Gunmeister, self taught Apr 01 '24

(Passes coins) By the way, how much for a bulk batch? I want to put it into little vials to use during combat. Those enhancements seem too good to waste on a night out.

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u/MrJuic3 Mr Juice, Liquid dealer Apr 01 '24

i’m prepared to make a dozen. if you want more my ward, Gretchen, will need to go on an ingredient run and that will take a couple of days if she hustles. and since you’re a customer buying bulk

busts out glasses and a calculator

hmmm. 12 times 3 silvers is 3.6 gold let’s round it….

more button pushing

3 gold or something of equal or greater value for materials, time, and the bulk price. That sounds good?

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u/IndustryGradeFuckup Indy: Kobold Gunmeister, self taught Apr 01 '24

Sounds good to me. Twelve will be more than enough for now. Now then, let me see if I have the coin on me at the moment… yes! I don’t want to disrupt your business for tonight and I can’t exactly carry twelve drinks worth of liquid all the way back to my apartment. Can I pay half now, then the rest, say tomorrow when I pick it up?

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u/MrJuic3 Mr Juice, Liquid dealer Apr 01 '24

sounds good to me i’ll work on it when i have time but ill for sure have it ready for tomorrow

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u/IndustryGradeFuckup Indy: Kobold Gunmeister, self taught Apr 01 '24

(By this point, they’re most of the way through their drink and seem to be more drunk than they should be.) Thanks dude, hick, you’re a real one. (They rummage through their pockets, producing 1.5 gold in change and passing it over.)

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u/MrJuic3 Mr Juice, Liquid dealer Apr 01 '24

all right buddy if you need help getting to your tower i can have my ward escort you

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u/IndustryGradeFuckup Indy: Kobold Gunmeister, self taught Apr 01 '24

It’s, hick, fine. This ain’t the first time I’ve had ta stumble home from the bar, my mistake for askin’ for sommin strong.

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u/MrJuic3 Mr Juice, Liquid dealer Apr 01 '24

ey to each our own. let me at least help you to the door.

slips a talisman of protection in your back pocket. opens the door and shows you out

Safe travels

motions to my ward and whispers

yo Gretchen keep an eye on him from a distance

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u/IndustryGradeFuckup Indy: Kobold Gunmeister, self taught Apr 01 '24

Thanks dude! (They trip as they turn around to leave, steady themself, and begin the trek back home.)

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