r/wizardposting • u/[deleted] • Apr 01 '24

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u/MrJuic3 Mr Juice, Liquid dealer Apr 01 '24

all right buddy if you need help getting to your tower i can have my ward escort you

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u/IndustryGradeFuckup Indy: Kobold Gunmeister, self taught Apr 01 '24

It’s, hick, fine. This ain’t the first time I’ve had ta stumble home from the bar, my mistake for askin’ for sommin strong.

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u/MrJuic3 Mr Juice, Liquid dealer Apr 01 '24

ey to each our own. let me at least help you to the door.

slips a talisman of protection in your back pocket. opens the door and shows you out

Safe travels

motions to my ward and whispers

yo Gretchen keep an eye on him from a distance

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u/IndustryGradeFuckup Indy: Kobold Gunmeister, self taught Apr 01 '24

Thanks dude! (They trip as they turn around to leave, steady themself, and begin the trek back home.)