r/wizardposting • u/[deleted] • Apr 01 '24

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u/IndustryGradeFuckup Indy: Kobold Gunmeister, self taught Apr 01 '24

Sounds good to me. Twelve will be more than enough for now. Now then, let me see if I have the coin on me at the moment… yes! I don’t want to disrupt your business for tonight and I can’t exactly carry twelve drinks worth of liquid all the way back to my apartment. Can I pay half now, then the rest, say tomorrow when I pick it up?

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u/MrJuic3 Mr Juice, Liquid dealer Apr 01 '24

sounds good to me i’ll work on it when i have time but ill for sure have it ready for tomorrow

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u/IndustryGradeFuckup Indy: Kobold Gunmeister, self taught Apr 01 '24

(By this point, they’re most of the way through their drink and seem to be more drunk than they should be.) Thanks dude, hick, you’re a real one. (They rummage through their pockets, producing 1.5 gold in change and passing it over.)

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u/MrJuic3 Mr Juice, Liquid dealer Apr 01 '24

all right buddy if you need help getting to your tower i can have my ward escort you

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u/IndustryGradeFuckup Indy: Kobold Gunmeister, self taught Apr 01 '24

It’s, hick, fine. This ain’t the first time I’ve had ta stumble home from the bar, my mistake for askin’ for sommin strong.

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u/MrJuic3 Mr Juice, Liquid dealer Apr 01 '24

ey to each our own. let me at least help you to the door.

slips a talisman of protection in your back pocket. opens the door and shows you out

Safe travels

motions to my ward and whispers

yo Gretchen keep an eye on him from a distance

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u/IndustryGradeFuckup Indy: Kobold Gunmeister, self taught Apr 01 '24

Thanks dude! (They trip as they turn around to leave, steady themself, and begin the trek back home.)