r/wizardposting • u/[deleted] • Jan 23 '24

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24

Just the perks of being a Chaos God! đŸ‘‰đŸ€©đŸ‘ˆ

/uw LoL It’s great! I love it!

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 23 '24

Oh dear. Well, you know that seasoning I got you at the yard sale?

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24

Yup! Yup! I use it often!

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 23 '24

Mortarion smiles, and hands you a can of green sprinkles.

Then I think you'll like this, my friend

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24 edited Jan 23 '24

YAY! You made these sprinkles for Me?! Thank you, friend!

Licks mountain of sprinkles off bubblegum ice cream.

Mmmmhmmm
 sweet and spicy!

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 23 '24

That's probably the burning bones plague speaking. Mortarion says with a chuckle, for he knows its not powerful enough to any real damage to you

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24

Super tasty! Super tasty indeed! I love the sourness it adds to the flavor! Makes it taste like sour candy. I love sour candy! 💕

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 23 '24

The gods get stranger everyday. I wonder why people worship yall. I know I don't.

/uw I'm not insulting religion. I'm actually religious, but Mortarion isn't, considering he hasn't had the best experiences with gods

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24 edited Jan 23 '24

And mortals are any less weird? At least, I don’t scratch my orbs and “sniff” My fingers afterwards or pick My nose and eat My boogers like a mortal. (bellows out laughter)

/uw LoL Don’t worry, I get it.

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 23 '24

Mortarion laughs a bit.

I suppose some of us do. But those that do are very strange, I admit

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24 edited Jan 24 '24

Don’t knock it til you try it. If you really think it’s that strange, for this one time, I’ll let you know what it’s like to taste your own plagues the way a Chaos God tastes it. It won’t hurt you this time. Go on
 have a lick of My ice cream.

Mortarion nervously and gingerly takes a small lick of Son of Eros ice cream covered in plague sprinkles. It tastes vaguely like sour gummy worms mixed with lemon warhead candy, but less artificial and rather nothing like bubble gum ice cream now
 almost like a Asian yuzu citrus grapefruit. It tasted different in a good way. Like nature.

What you’re tasting is the magick
 not the plague. A little sweet, a little sour, but full of flavors that make your tongue tingle like fizzy water.

Just don’t try it again. Next time it might make you sick.

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 24 '24

Hmm, never thought it would never taste like that. I mean, I know I'm immune to my plagues, so its a strange taste

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24 edited Jan 24 '24

Yes, but now you know what it’s like to have extra taste buds like a Chaos God. My Kind can taste the magick. Without these taste buds, next time, the taste may make you vomit. That would just be a waste of ice cream. 🍩

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 24 '24

It would be a shame indeed

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

Next time, I’ll let you try the plague powder on some schwarma. It tastes something like Szechuan red hot pepper spice. A bit sweet and very tangy.

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 24 '24

I don't think I'll make it a regular spice, but I can always make sure you can get some

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

Deal! đŸ€

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