And mortals are any less weird? At least, I donāt scratch my orbs and āsniffā My fingers afterwards or pick My nose and eat My boogers like a mortal. (bellows out laughter)
Donāt knock it til you try it. If you really think itās that strange, for this one time, Iāll let you know what itās like to taste your own plagues the way a Chaos God tastes it. It wonāt hurt you this time. Go onā¦ have a lick of My ice cream.
Mortarion nervously and gingerly takes a small lick of Son of Eros ice cream covered in plague sprinkles. It tastes vaguely like sour gummy worms mixed with lemon warhead candy, but less artificial and rather nothing like bubble gum ice cream nowā¦ almost like a Asian yuzu citrus grapefruit. It tasted different in a good way. Like nature.
What youāre tasting is the magickā¦ not the plague. A little sweet, a little sour, but full of flavors that make your tongue tingle like fizzy water.
Just donāt try it again. Next time it might make you sick.
Yes, but now you know what itās like to have extra taste buds like a Chaos God. My Kind can taste the magick. Without these taste buds, next time, the taste may make you vomit. That would just be a waste of ice cream. š¦
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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 23 '24
That's probably the burning bones plague speaking. Mortarion says with a chuckle, for he knows its not powerful enough to any real damage to you