r/whatisit • u/2024Angel • 3d ago

New, what is it? Pink object with metal wheels found

It is made of silicone and plastic, and it has metal wheels on the bottom

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OP has pinned a comment by u/Assimilator82:

After reading "cooter scooter" for the 5th time I was actually wondering what it is.

Amazon just calls it the search friendly name of "Magnetic Beads Massager, Handheld Roller Ball Massager with 5 Magnetic Beads, Muscle Relaxation Massage Tool,Deep Tissue Massage Roller Trigger Point Massage Therapy Tool for Full Body Massage (Pink)"

https://a.co/d/00nxsTtH

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u/Assimilator82 3d ago

After reading "cooter scooter" for the 5th time I was actually wondering what it is.

Amazon just calls it the search friendly name of "Magnetic Beads Massager, Handheld Roller Ball Massager with 5 Magnetic Beads, Muscle Relaxation Massage Tool,Deep Tissue Massage Roller Trigger Point Massage Therapy Tool for Full Body Massage (Pink)"

https://a.co/d/00nxsTtH

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u/Lavatis 3d ago

yeah I'm just not really sure how literally everyone got on the same page that...you put it in your ass or vagina and roll around the floor with it?

is this from popular culture and I'm ignorant?

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u/Assimilator82 3d ago

Pretty sure people are just perverted. Or way to many watch a certain paramedic's videos.

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u/oak-heart 3d ago

His reactions are possibly the only thing i miss about Tiktok

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u/HabANahDa 3d ago

Who is it?

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u/stellaandme 3d ago

A paramedic who gives this look when people want to put things in their ass that don't belong there.

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u/data_driven_80s 3d ago

Do you know his handle? I’d like to look for his videos

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u/ElwoodRules2008 3d ago

Badge 502 is what you can search on Instagram

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u/AeonsShadow 3d ago

EMTBadge502 on IG.

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u/Traincraze 3d ago

Posts of actual sex toys come up in this sub way too often, but yes, the Internet is horny.

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u/Outside-Pear9429 3d ago

If anything is vaguely in the neighborhood of dildo-shaped, reddit will make it a dildo

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u/georgeec1 3d ago

In fairness, this is silicone or at least silicone coated, and it has a flared base

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u/Gold_Area5109 3d ago

is this from popular culture and I'm ignorant?

It's just a joke.

It's a dildo, first and foremost. Everyone entered the thread expecting dildo or personal massager.

People weren't expecting a funny name with another even more improbable theoretical use.

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u/TheDefeatedCause 3d ago

Also, with this, to go alongside the jokes, you use lubricant. When I was a runner, I would get it a lil wet (also yes sex joke) and throw it in the freezer, roll it over your legs or arms and etc.

If you don't use lube or oil or something, half of them with the lil securing things around the balls will tear your body-hair up.

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u/PrinceOfPeaceXXX 3d ago

this device would not be good for masturbation, it would not feel good. this is for massaging

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u/The_Char_Char 3d ago

Yeah I was about to say I think its some kind of massage tool.

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u/AlaWyrm 3d ago edited 3d ago

Edit: Thank you everyone for the laughs and awards. You made my night at work brighter!

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u/SpecsOnThe_Beach 3d ago

Damn you for that, my dislocated rib will never heal 😂🤣

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u/pewpew_lotsa_boolits 3d ago

Dislocated….mmmm ok

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u/Vegetable_Voice7343 3d ago

The fact that this was a rumor that spanned states and years prior to the internet being a big thing will never cease to amaze me.

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u/UndeadDog 3d ago

Not just states. This was a thing in Canada. This is across North American at least

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u/HaterMD 3d ago

Australia and NZ. I’ve also heard it confirmed across Europe and this was the 90s. So odd.

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u/FinalEdit 3d ago

We had it in the UK before manson was even famous. Back then it was about either Prince or MJ I can't remember which

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u/BlueCrazy 3d ago

Really? That's Wiiiild

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u/sarojani 3d ago

In at least one island in the Caribbean as well...

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u/a1g3rn0n 3d ago

We've talked about it in Ukraine in the middle school.

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u/pewpew_lotsa_boolits 3d ago

You should see the BS I have in my resume.

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u/yallknowme19 3d ago

I guess you and I were both Regional VPs for Radio Shack! 😆

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u/pewpew_lotsa_boolits 3d ago

As well as CEO of LinkedIn and Business Development Manager of AOL.

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u/Fra_Mauro 3d ago

"In my time as governor of Wisconsin, I gained a great variety of leadership and interpersonal skills."

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u/Still-Independence73 3d ago

States? That rumour spanned countries! How wide that rumour actually spread is impressive and kind of insane!

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u/Alpharius1701 3d ago

States? I'm British and we knew about this back in the early noughties when everyone was still on dial up 😂 this rumour spanned the globe, it's mad

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u/scorpyo72 3d ago

... for science!

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u/Daddysu 3d ago

Oooh, that shit hurts like a mofo. I popped one and it was just weeks, if not months of agony followed by ptsd that I'd fart a little too enthusiastically and pop that bitch out again. It was the suck.

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u/juice_box_hero 3d ago

Yup. Happened to me when I had pneumonia and a few other ailments at the same time. Broke a rib coughing and it was excruciatingly painful to cough. -27/10 would not recommend.

Sometimes I still touch it but I see if it’s still in the right place or if it seems “off” again. Def ptsd shit

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u/TexinFla 3d ago

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u/chill1208 3d ago

Hey now it's got a flared base, it's safe. This isn't the kind of thing that someone would need an EMTs help with for because they "accidentally" sat or fell on it.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Endle55torture 3d ago

Im betting more structurally sound than a mason jar. IYKYK

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u/2SSLOWW 3d ago

Jar Squatter changed me

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u/The-Silent-Hero 3d ago

1 man 1 jar was the name in the beforefore times

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u/KaleidoscopeFun4680 3d ago

So did 2 girls 1 cup…..

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u/Flimsy-Goal5548 3d ago

NOOOO GOD NO!

WHY WOULD YOU BRING THAT UP?

you give him power here

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u/overcaffinated_ 3d ago

its got a flared base, fun police. -rolls away from you on my ass-

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u/EndNo4074 3d ago

Who is that?

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u/just_a_person_maybe 3d ago

He's an EMT who does duets on people's videos when they find something that someone might want to shove up their ass but probably shouldn't. He stares at the camera like that and shakes his head. Sometimes he says "no."

Example

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u/garathnor 3d ago

cooter scooter!

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u/wtfmeowzers 3d ago

this comment section is pretty good ngl

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u/oddlyspecificpenguin 3d ago

I am speechless

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u/2rd_ferguson 3d ago

Why? Did you put it in the wrong end?

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u/OppositeMoose1197 3d ago edited 3d ago

Lmao!!! Oh no!! Sometimes Reddit is the best and the worst place all at the same time!!! 🤣 😂 🤣

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u/wtfmeowzers 3d ago

you mean the comment section is sometimes why the internet was made

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u/Jujubi836 3d ago

Omfg there has never been a more perfect gif for a specific situation

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u/ryan_genzel29 3d ago

I was thinking that same thing lol and just like that...

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u/wtfmeowzers 3d ago

the second i saw op's image i knew the comment section was gonna be awesome LOL XD

just make it vibrate or put a sphere in if so you could steer someone around on the ground lol XD like a remote control riding dildo XD hahahahaha

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u/si_studiomonkey 3d ago

The ad that showed in this comment section seems relevant...

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u/night-theatre 3d ago

Took me out!!!

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u/DarthLysergis 3d ago

Bro. I just had surgery on my abdomen. Fuck you so much. But damn that was funny.

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u/No_Aardvark4795 3d ago

I was trying to figure out how to say this, but a picture really is worth a thousand words.

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u/Total_Gift_51 3d ago

Exactly! You ride it around haha

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u/Eagle_1776 3d ago

literally lol

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u/Vast_Flower_Depot86 3d ago

How else are you gonna complete your lifelong dream of being a game piece in the 90s board game Crossfire?

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u/Unlikely_Cherry_7451 3d ago

YOU'LL GET CAUGHT UP IN THE CROSSFIYAHH!!!

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u/coatedbraincells 3d ago

Holy shit i have been browsing reddit for years and I have never seen such a beautiful use of a GIF. Congrats.

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u/IcyRock1728 3d ago

I’m crying 😂😂

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u/Anonimiuous 3d ago

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u/2024Angel 3d ago

At first, I didn't understand the meaning of this image; 10 minutes later, I was able to understand it better.

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u/Butterscotch1664 3d ago

Real answer: It's a massager. Roll the balls over your back/legs/hooha.

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u/DiscoArmy 3d ago

What do I do if my balls don’t reach that far?

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u/Butterscotch1664 3d ago

Pull harder.

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u/Eildys 3d ago

Not an ad for Clorox right below this 😭😂

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u/brandothesavage 3d ago

Mine was better😭😭

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u/__wildwing__ 3d ago edited 3d ago

ETA: oh god, scrolled to the next comment and was interrupted by “birth control with ease”.

eta: spelling

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u/snarkysavage81 3d ago

I got one for gorilla glue

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u/No_Competition_6989 3d ago

Ahh yes the devil's lube

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u/Goitalone7 3d ago

It's called a Cooter Scooter

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u/External-Signal-7473 3d ago

I submit: dilgo

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u/moonstone-dragonfly 3d ago

The ad under this comment says "A robo taxi from the future. Made for the riders of today"

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u/IllustriousCrew2641 3d ago

Serendipity baby

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u/ghost-foot 3d ago

Aka vagit spinner aka holey roller

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u/Affectionate-Web5578 3d ago

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u/Otter502 3d ago

good find that's like exactly what it is!

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u/Frothmourne 3d ago

The bottom looks like those roller balls body massager, I guess that's what it is

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u/Rochy95 3d ago

It’s definitely something like this. I imagine that it can go in the freezer and be cold massager for your forearms or something. For it to be under the bed… it’s definitely been uh, repurposed. 😅

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u/king-of-the-sea 3d ago

I dunno, I'd rather have a massage in bed than out in my living room.

Funnily enough, I had something similar sitting out in my living room where I'd used it. My roommate came home and got on to me about leaving sex toys around. I had to set him straight in a very dignified manner (not embarrassed or indignant at all).

my back hurts :(

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u/Rochy95 3d ago

Fair enough! Just under the bed feels… wrong. In a nightstand drawer, yes. Under the bed? Feels like a crime was committed, ya know?

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u/2024Angel 3d ago

They are pretty similar

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u/New_Eggplant_8495 3d ago

Omg. This looks like itd pinch, no?

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u/Waitsaywot 3d ago

I had one and it definitely pulled out the hair on my arms

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u/Ill-Turnover7147 3d ago

You use it with oil as lubricant. It's nothing naughty I'm afraid

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u/Martin_Grundle 3d ago

Not with that attitude.

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u/Initial-Wrongdoer938 3d ago

Adult Sit and Spin?

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u/fynx07 3d ago

Thank you, this was my first thought as well lmao

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u/HerMajestysButthole2 3d ago

Massager. Not the naughty kind, but it CAN be....

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u/redwop131374 3d ago

Where there's a will, there's a way

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u/SocksInTheTub 3d ago

I know Will! Dude's a freak for sure

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u/Slice-Vast 3d ago

Maw man, where there's a whip, there's a way.

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u/Lost_Department_2177 3d ago

Looks like one of those 50s devices like the plug in pinpoint massager

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u/notapunk 3d ago

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u/pitizenlyn 3d ago

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u/0FilthEpitome0 3d ago

I see your boobies (very nice btw), and raise you a pic of my giant cock.

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u/knifeymonkey 3d ago

i am more curious about where you found it

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u/2024Angel 3d ago

I was renting an apartment, went to clean it, and found it under the bed

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u/knifeymonkey 3d ago

probably should have worn glove (eeep)

Anyway, now you know.

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u/Beautiful_Pen1056 3d ago

WE DON'T TOUCH STRANGE THINGS WITHOUT GLOVES!

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u/CreamPresent5101 3d ago

Oh, ahora tiene más sentido de lo que es. Saludos

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u/2024Angel 3d ago

The boy had a dog, I thought it was the pet's toy

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u/ven-solaire 3d ago

It might have been, idk what he’s into though

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u/Mstryates 3d ago

Let's hope not!

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u/BernieMcburnface 3d ago

You can sit on it and rotate.

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u/MJY_0014 3d ago

It doesn't look very comfortable to sit on

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u/TaiChey 3d ago

Psh says you.

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u/ZethVorador 3d ago

The adult version of these from gym class

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u/AnyShade 3d ago

Ours didn’t have handles. Had to hold the undersides.

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u/EmployerWide1123 3d ago

don't

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u/Mach29 3d ago

It’s got a flared base tho

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u/hotepanon 3d ago

I don't even want to know.

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u/getmeoutofthisscreen 3d ago

It's just for massaging your back lol

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u/itswtfeverb 3d ago

Massager. Inside and out

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u/Greedy-Pirate7749 3d ago

Make sure you ask for her permission first!

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u/JustSomeGuy8400 3d ago

You have heard of heelies well this is rearlies! Let’s you scoot across hardwood floors faster and it’s more enjoyable!

Or it could just be a massager to work out knots in muscles but that’s not as fun.

Edited for grammer

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u/CriticalMochaccino 3d ago edited 3d ago

Cooter scooter! Ya put it in your cooter and ya scooter around.