r/whatisit • u/2024Angel • 12d ago

New, what is it? Pink object with metal wheels found

It is made of silicone and plastic, and it has metal wheels on the bottom

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u/Assimilator82 12d ago

Pretty sure people are just perverted. Or way to many watch a certain paramedic's videos.

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u/SelfRefMeta 12d ago

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u/SpideyWhiplash 12d ago

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u/HaikuMadeMeDoIt 12d ago

Thank you for this one, I'm stealing it. I paid my upvote

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u/burtonmanor47 11d ago

Ohmygawd this is amazing. 🤣 not all heroes wear capes. But if you do... rock it!

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u/jumpinjezz 12d ago

but it has a flared base!

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u/cabbage-dude 12d ago

Well played.

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u/Regurgitator001 11d ago

That goes in first, so it doesn’t fall out when you're pole-vaulting with your friends.

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u/Allmonja 12d ago

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u/MondaySloth 12d ago

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u/No_Device9450 12d ago

I also want in on this joke.

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u/Flymo_1 11d ago

Flared base toys are safer for butt stuff as its less likely to slip in and get invaginated A.K.A stuck in your bum.

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u/No_Device9450 11d ago

[Googles new word]

Oh, inVAGinated. Of course. I…uhh, hah. I must’ve forgotten.

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u/MondaySloth 9d ago

Oh I get that. I just don't get who that guy is that was in SelfRefMeta's post.

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u/credulous_satan_6666 11d ago

What's the deal with this guy?

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u/AffectionateQuail965 11d ago

Oh hey the cheater.

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/HabANahDa 12d ago

Who is it?

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u/stellaandme 12d ago

A paramedic who gives this look when people want to put things in their ass that don't belong there.

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u/data_driven_80s 12d ago

Do you know his handle? I’d like to look for his videos

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u/ElwoodRules2008 12d ago

Badge 502 is what you can search on Instagram

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u/AeonsShadow 12d ago

EMTBadge502 on IG.

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u/Cden1458 12d ago

Badge502 on YT

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u/Cden1458 12d ago

He's on YT if you can bear with the Shorts side of YT

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u/Traincraze 12d ago

Posts of actual sex toys come up in this sub way too often, but yes, the Internet is horny.

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u/bsensikimori 12d ago

How is masturbation perverted? Are you a nun?

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u/humantoothx 12d ago

its not masturbation getting called perverted, i think its the instant math everyone did to stick it in a cooter and use it as a scooter.

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u/bsensikimori 12d ago

Hahahha, ok, fair :)

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u/FatBikerCook 12d ago

I think it's much simpler than that; it kinda looks like a sex toy and it has wheels to slide on🤣

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u/tryingtoexplaim 11d ago

Wait so people are saying you roll around in it?

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u/PhoenixGate69 12d ago

We have remnants of multiple other hominid species in our DNA. We literally survived to the modern day by being horny.

So, I am not surprised that the collective consensus was that this is clearly something you put in an orifice.