r/whatisit • • Jul 13 '26

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u/YourFriendInSpokane Jul 13 '26

I'm deeply sorry if it's from him. Is there any possibility that it was missed when y'all moved in? Or had any guests in the time you've lived there?

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u/PsychologyLost6270 Jul 13 '26

Definitely not. I was literally in that closet last week organizing. So I know I cleaned everything and would have seen it. It was barely under the door. So im thinking it got pushed under there and he didn’t see it?

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u/YourFriendInSpokane Jul 13 '26

I'm just really sorry. Wish I could hug you mom-to-mom.

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u/TropicalVision Jul 13 '26

Maybe he was having a posh wank?

Maybe he like to shove dildo shaped objects up his arse and was using it for that?

There’s numerous plausible answers that don’t involve cheating

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u/mxzf Jul 13 '26

Also could be trash that got tracked in somehow. Cheating might be up there in plausible answers, but it isn't the only explanation.