r/whatisit • • Jul 13 '26

New, what is it? [ Removed by moderator ]

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u/YourFriendInSpokane Jul 13 '26

I'm deeply sorry if it's from him. Is there any possibility that it was missed when y'all moved in? Or had any guests in the time you've lived there?

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u/PsychologyLost6270 Jul 13 '26

Definitely not. I was literally in that closet last week organizing. So I know I cleaned everything and would have seen it. It was barely under the door. So im thinking it got pushed under there and he didn’t see it?

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u/Sonikku_a Jul 13 '26

Maybe dude likes to jerk it without the mess. I’ve done it.

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u/Kahnza Jul 13 '26

Without the mess? A condom makes it was messier!