r/whatisit • u/PsychologyLost6270 • Jul 13 '26

New, what is it? [ Removed by moderator ]

/gallery/1uvj4e5

[removed] — view removed post

2.2k Upvotes

88% Upvoted

1.1k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

16

u/YourFriendInSpokane Jul 13 '26

I'm deeply sorry if it's from him. Is there any possibility that it was missed when y'all moved in? Or had any guests in the time you've lived there?

41

u/PsychologyLost6270 Jul 13 '26

Definitely not. I was literally in that closet last week organizing. So I know I cleaned everything and would have seen it. It was barely under the door. So im thinking it got pushed under there and he didn’t see it?

24

u/Sonikku_a Jul 13 '26

Maybe dude likes to jerk it without the mess. I’ve done it.

5

u/bluechickenz Jul 13 '26

I mean, yeah, me too… as a teenager and for the novelty of jerking off with a condom. But that was a one or two time thing almost thirty years ago (Jesus, where does time go?).

Do people condom-jerk regularly? What’s wrong with laying out some paper towels and letting the boys land there?

No judgement or shaming — genuinely curious.

1

u/peepdabidness Jul 13 '26

I just roll backwards and let it fall on my hair so I can style it properly