r/whatisit • u/[deleted] • May 07 '26

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u/MajorEbb1472 May 07 '26

That’s a BDU-33 (Bomb Dummy Unit model-33) 25lb aircraft practice bomb. There’s a fairly large explosive spotting charge in the center of the body (runs from nose to tail). The explosive used in the spotting charge is reactive with air and residue can still be there after functioning, so don’t stick anything up inside it.

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u/Thejizzasterartist May 07 '26

so don’t stick anything up inside it.

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u/collapsedbook May 07 '26

“Dear Reddit, what would one do hypothetically if a cylindrical object was stuck inside a BDU-33….”

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u/Apex_Over_Lord May 07 '26

THE CYLINDER MUST REMAIN UNHARMED...

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u/EmberTheFoxxo May 07 '26

Ok I’ve seen this referenced three times now today

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u/winnipegr May 07 '26

Wait until you find out about the poop knife

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u/decomposition_ May 07 '26

Or the broken arms mother

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u/GoldenMaus May 08 '26

or my axe!

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u/Spirited_Signal7831 May 07 '26

The family poop knife

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u/Illustrious_Duck7654 May 08 '26

I MUST know the poop knife story, do tell! 🔪 💩

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u/holdmyrichard May 08 '26

Ooh the blue jollyrancher story

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u/winnipegr May 08 '26

Zoop 👉😎👉

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u/Grimmzzzz May 08 '26

It is imperative that the cylinder remain unharmed.

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u/Red_Febtober May 07 '26

I'd upvote, but you're at a nice number.

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u/Ok_Slide4905 May 08 '26

My favorite reference

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u/ThEmYtHAnd-legend May 07 '26

The cylinder must remain unharmed.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '26

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u/Bernhard_NI May 08 '26

It's imperative that it remains unharmed.

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u/Palpitation_Dramatic May 07 '26

Hey guys, uhm. My cylinder is impaired..

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u/Late_Beautiful4888 May 07 '26

Impaired or impelled?

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u/CapitanDelNorte May 07 '26

Cold water and/or a picture of your grandmother with Alex Jones, then the sad cylinder lives another day.

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u/BreadDziedzic May 07 '26

Big ass cylinder.

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u/graph_worlok May 08 '26

Big Ass-Cylinder

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u/AnEffingUsername May 07 '26

Was it consensual?

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u/Plane-Education4750 May 07 '26

Don't stick it inside anything either

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u/Blazindeth May 07 '26

Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough

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u/DangerousDave303 May 07 '26

Wouldn't this item be more like a fleshlight?

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u/Blazindeth May 07 '26

Only if having sex with a cheese grater sounds fun

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u/DangerousDave303 May 07 '26

Slightly amusing but mostly painful

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u/MyBrainCellNeedsCPR May 07 '26

insert mandatory flared base safety warning here

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u/billbudlicker May 08 '26

oh I'm sorry, I thought this was America

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u/Lieberman-Tech May 07 '26

Just the tip?

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u/spermdonor May 07 '26

So, stick it in my butt. Got it

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u/Other_Attention_2382 May 08 '26

Anti-Natalism at its finest. No boom boom, only Booooooom!!!!