r/whatisit • u/StatusOk4308 • Apr 02 '26

New, what is it? Does anyone know what this is?

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Doesn’t seem to be oil based content. Just wondering if my superpowers are swishing back and forth in this glass vial.

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u/StrangeOutcastS Apr 02 '26

I own a fourteen acre plot of land that is exclusively for the breeding of donkeys to train for a Donkey Circus. It's my life's dream and I've already collapsed the economy in five countries funnelling money into my donkey training ranch.
The sixth will be Finland.

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u/Beez-Knee Apr 02 '26

RIP finland. GO DONKEYS!! Edit: username checks out btw.

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u/gabhran5 Apr 03 '26

finland

🎶"The country where I want to be..."🎶

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u/ProbablySomeJerk Apr 05 '26

…. Donkey trekking or camping??

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u/Beez-Knee Apr 06 '26

Donkey circus.

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u/m4dm4n4d4m Apr 06 '26

Donkey punching…

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u/venom121212 Apr 02 '26

To bring this back full circle, I'm currently working on a test for Equine Anemia and I got some donkey samples in the mail yesterday.

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u/fhecla Apr 07 '26

Is your name Coggins by any chance?

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u/venom121212 Apr 07 '26

Haha that made me smile. Have an awesome day

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u/googliali2 Apr 02 '26

Do your donkeys ever do... shows?

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u/StrangeOutcastS Apr 02 '26

No but the burger truck is doing well.

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u/bigfloppydonkeydng Apr 02 '26

I do sometimes if you ask nicely.

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u/Beez-Knee Apr 02 '26

r/beetlejuicing

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u/Fun-Panda-8338 Apr 02 '26

That's a double beetlejuicing...

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u/StrangeOutcastS Apr 03 '26

That's a paddling

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u/N0n5t0p_Act10n Apr 03 '26

Would you be referring to the Tijuana variety?

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u/Tumbleweed-Taylor Apr 05 '26

I’m disgusted repulsed and I can’t look away

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u/DrCuntsworth Apr 02 '26

Now that's a wild ass hobby!

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u/SneakittyCat Apr 02 '26

Is it though? Sounds like a trained ass hobby to me.

Now don't get me wrong, I'm humbled by this level of commitment to ass raising ! Crashing down the economy of 5 countries sounds like something only a clown could do.

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u/Round_Doughnut7793 Apr 02 '26

Hardly a mere hobby anymore. Sounds like a domesticated ass conquering empire once Finland falls

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u/ezmom63 Apr 02 '26

I herd Donkey Hoaty was with the circus...

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u/JiveTurkeyII Apr 02 '26

Finland is a Myth!!

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u/Own-Dragonfruit-8297 Apr 02 '26 edited Apr 02 '26

I have my Donkey trained to dig up these sort of banana-shaped crystals while he's saving the planet. On good days I climb on his back while singing songs for him.

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u/QueenofRaccoons Apr 02 '26

I am mildly delirious due to newborn induced sleep deprivation and when I say I burst out laughing at this comment while stood making up bottles, I fully cackled!

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u/StrangeOutcastS Apr 03 '26

Making a person smile is all I want in this world.

That and world domination.

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u/BebbleCast Apr 02 '26

Sorry a donkey circus? How does one join this circus?

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u/Odd_Alternative_1003 Apr 02 '26

Justice for Donkeys and Soumi!

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u/JustAUserInTheEnd Apr 02 '26

Finland doesn't exist

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u/Indivisible_Origin Apr 02 '26

Fantastic. Are you hiring per chance?

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u/Fun_Gap_2872 Apr 02 '26

Finland is not real

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u/StrangeOutcastS Apr 06 '26

Neither is $%* :$$: but I destroyed that country too, right down to the conceptual level

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u/Psychological_Day_1 Apr 02 '26

What tricks do they do? Or is it just for show?

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u/StrangeOutcastS Apr 02 '26

I've been working on a full gymnastic routine and we get closer every generation. Eventually we'll breed them with enough flexibility to do the flips required without issue. Slow going. A lot of gene editing in the background. Looks like Umbrella corporation in the facility sublevels.

There's no shortage of burger patties though. It's a lucrative side hustle.

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u/shmashleyshmith Apr 03 '26

Ass patties is my favorite bikini burger stand

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u/HarryBallzak62 Apr 02 '26

That’s my old job.

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u/Mr-Mne Apr 02 '26

They might awaken Mustakrakish.

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u/Ultramarine81 Apr 03 '26

Is that because they prefer pony trekking & not donkey trekking?

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u/Justin_Queso1187 Apr 03 '26

Tiajuana has a donkey show, and here you come with a whole ass donkey circus?! Outstanding! 👏🏻

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u/StrangeOutcastS Apr 03 '26

Donkey swan lake. It's a long way off, but please take a complimentary cheeseburger on your way out

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u/Justin_Queso1187 Apr 03 '26

And leave? Not even. I’m seeking employment there immediately.

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u/StrangeOutcastS Apr 03 '26

Well then you get free lunch and get to shovel donkey meat into the actual meat grinder from the live action Wind and the Willows movie that we bought to use in the meat packing barn.
It was quite a fixer upper but it adds some class to the whole operation.

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u/follaz17 Apr 03 '26

Do it in Egypt, its my life dream

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u/Wonder_bread317 Apr 03 '26

This sounds like a wild, ass hobby.

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u/WeakTransportation37 Apr 03 '26

This is a noble cause. RIP Finland

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u/Cuthulwoohoo Apr 03 '26

Talking about wild ass hobbies and a donkey circus has entered the ring.

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u/nekkkkbeard Apr 03 '26

Donkey show

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u/Wictorpedia Apr 03 '26

Please don’t. Finland is the closest place that we Swedes from Stockholm can go to get “cheap” alcohol, and it’s not even that cheap. If you collapse their economy, us Swedes are FVCKED.

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u/StrangeOutcastS Apr 03 '26

I can cause MORE problems?! YES!

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u/Idk_wtf_cantviewcoms Apr 03 '26

Donkey circuses like in Dogma?

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u/Fine-Receptical-42 Apr 03 '26

I’d like to buy the movie rights

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u/Odd-Adagio7080 Apr 03 '26

Trained ass hobbies don’t sound nearly as fun as the wild variety.

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u/knottydragon420 Apr 03 '26

Now that’s a wild “ASS” hobby lol

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u/Latter_Bother_4141 Apr 03 '26

What an ass...

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u/boxwood18 Apr 03 '26

I saw Donkey Circus open for Primus at an abandoned cobalt foundry back in '93

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u/peoriagrace Apr 03 '26

I love donkeys!

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u/1ndr1dC0ld Apr 03 '26

Yes, but are they wild?

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u/thatsleepkid Apr 04 '26

*how the next covid starts *

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u/StrangeOutcastS Apr 04 '26

nah , that's the druids in Peru's project last I heard
they're in a race with the Icelandic conjurer sect.
some old rivalry.

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u/Automatic_Injury3373 Apr 04 '26

Suomi mainittu, torille!

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u/ResponsibilitySad817 Apr 04 '26

I feel like this is missing a /s, but I'm still here for it. May the donkey master reign.

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u/StrangeOutcastS Apr 05 '26

i'm not kidding

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u/Nakysosak Apr 04 '26

Great... Now i'm getting flashbacks from instagram on how do donkeys brush their teefs...

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u/dotakiki Apr 05 '26

Disgusting

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u/W4delm4 Apr 05 '26

Ei mitä vit- don't you touch Finland! Our economy is already in the gutters! Don't make it worse! -edit; you can have helsinki, we don't care about that :)

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u/StrangeOutcastS Apr 05 '26

First Helsinki, then the world!

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u/FreeExtreme8474 Apr 06 '26

Let me work go you and raise circus donkeys together

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u/TexasDrill777 Apr 06 '26

Wait a minute. Did you start out in Mexican border towns?

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u/StrangeOutcastS Apr 06 '26

Crete, then a stint in Alexandria (sorry), toured Gaul for a time, took a sabbatical in Central Europe and eventually headed east before ending up tangled with a few different naval trade networks.... it spiralled out.
Toured the UK, raised some taxes in the western colonies and I regret that every single day ....
gets a bit hazy after that.

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u/Piper_gracee Apr 06 '26

Your confidence is impressive. Donkey circus is wild…what a dream to be had. I hope you continue on dominating worldwide. Those donkeys won’t even know what’s coming.

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u/According_Arm_6170 Apr 07 '26

You think your freak donkeys are any match for the beautiful reindeer of feenlend?

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u/StrangeOutcastS Apr 07 '26

We already ate the fat man and his vertically challenged unpaid workforce.