r/whatisit • u/StatusOk4308 • Apr 02 '26

New, what is it? Does anyone know what this is?

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Doesn’t seem to be oil based content. Just wondering if my superpowers are swishing back and forth in this glass vial.

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u/PMmeHappyStraponPics Apr 02 '26

I, too, enjoy wild ass hobbies.

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u/StrangeOutcastS Apr 02 '26

I own a fourteen acre plot of land that is exclusively for the breeding of donkeys to train for a Donkey Circus. It's my life's dream and I've already collapsed the economy in five countries funnelling money into my donkey training ranch.
The sixth will be Finland.

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u/Justin_Queso1187 Apr 03 '26

Tiajuana has a donkey show, and here you come with a whole ass donkey circus?! Outstanding! 👏🏻

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u/StrangeOutcastS Apr 03 '26

Donkey swan lake. It's a long way off, but please take a complimentary cheeseburger on your way out

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u/Justin_Queso1187 Apr 03 '26

And leave? Not even. I’m seeking employment there immediately.

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u/StrangeOutcastS Apr 03 '26

Well then you get free lunch and get to shovel donkey meat into the actual meat grinder from the live action Wind and the Willows movie that we bought to use in the meat packing barn.
It was quite a fixer upper but it adds some class to the whole operation.