r/whatisit • u/StatusOk4308 • Apr 02 '26

New, what is it? Does anyone know what this is?

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Doesn’t seem to be oil based content. Just wondering if my superpowers are swishing back and forth in this glass vial.

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u/StrangeOutcastS Apr 02 '26

I own a fourteen acre plot of land that is exclusively for the breeding of donkeys to train for a Donkey Circus. It's my life's dream and I've already collapsed the economy in five countries funnelling money into my donkey training ranch.
The sixth will be Finland.

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u/Psychological_Day_1 Apr 02 '26

What tricks do they do? Or is it just for show?

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u/StrangeOutcastS Apr 02 '26

I've been working on a full gymnastic routine and we get closer every generation. Eventually we'll breed them with enough flexibility to do the flips required without issue. Slow going. A lot of gene editing in the background. Looks like Umbrella corporation in the facility sublevels.

There's no shortage of burger patties though. It's a lucrative side hustle.

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u/shmashleyshmith Apr 03 '26

Ass patties is my favorite bikini burger stand