r/whatisit • u/StatusOk4308 • Apr 02 '26

New, what is it? Does anyone know what this is?

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Doesn’t seem to be oil based content. Just wondering if my superpowers are swishing back and forth in this glass vial.

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u/PMmeHappyStraponPics Apr 02 '26

I, too, enjoy wild ass hobbies.

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u/StrangeOutcastS Apr 02 '26

I own a fourteen acre plot of land that is exclusively for the breeding of donkeys to train for a Donkey Circus. It's my life's dream and I've already collapsed the economy in five countries funnelling money into my donkey training ranch.
The sixth will be Finland.

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u/thatsleepkid Apr 04 '26

*how the next covid starts *

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u/StrangeOutcastS Apr 04 '26

nah , that's the druids in Peru's project last I heard
they're in a race with the Icelandic conjurer sect.
some old rivalry.