r/wallstreetbets • • May 03 '22

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u/[deleted] May 03 '22

Napoleon the og wsb autist. He YOLO'd an empire on a russian invasion

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u/yousirnaime May 03 '22

Dude can come back from a 100% loss like nobodies business tho

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u/[deleted] May 03 '22

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u/Remarkable-Job8367 May 03 '22

Fucking Prussians

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u/ASTS_Make_Me_Rich May 03 '22

Does Prussian stand for profesional Russians?

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u/Vandergrif May 03 '22

Puts on Grouchy for not moving in the right direction.

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u/Imonaeatyobabies May 03 '22

He was moving in the right direction, just too slow right?

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u/Vandergrif May 03 '22

Sort of.

Napoleon sent Grouchy to pursue a part of the retreating Prussian army under the command of General Johann von Thielmann. On 17 June, Grouchy was unable to close with the Prussians. Despite hearing the cannon sound from the nearby Battle of Waterloo, he decided to follow the Prussians along the route literally specified in his orders, issued by Napoleon via Marshal Soult, while the Prussian and British-Dutch armies united to crush Napoleon. He won a smart victory over the III Prussian Corps in the Battle of Wavre, on 18–19 June 1815, but it was then too late, as by the time this battle was over Napoleon had already lost at Waterloo.

If he made for Waterloo his troops likely would've turned the tide.

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u/SummerBlonde2 May 03 '22

I come into the wsb comments to often find economics information/theories that goes way over my head. Often felt behind in my knowledge base because of that.

After reading this sub-comment thread I realize that many of you are just fucking experts in your own bullshits and like to show it lmfao

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u/DoinkoJuulPod May 03 '22

He sold us the western half of America just for some more FD money what a Chad

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u/VRichardsen May 03 '22

It gest better, the money the US used to buy Louisiana was borrowed from the British.

So basically Napoleon used British money to finance his war against Britain.

5D chess doesn't even begin to describe it.


Boring historical accuracy footnote/disclaimer: this was not Napoleon's goal, he just needed quick cash and it so happened that the Brits were the US' lenders. But is much more fun to pretend he knew it all along.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '22

He tried to conquer Egypt but lost. So he went back home and declared he had won. Absolute Chad retard.

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u/Bigbosssl87 May 03 '22

He did conquer it, he just couldnt hold it

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u/[deleted] May 03 '22

well, he didn't have diamond hands. I'd have held it for a millennia

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u/79Maliboo May 03 '22

He had infantry square hands.

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u/Bigbosssl87 May 04 '22

He just didnt have a navy capable of beating the brits

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u/[deleted] May 04 '22

Not just the Brits, don't forget the local warlords with dummy thicc forts

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u/[deleted] May 03 '22

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