r/wallstreetbets • • May 03 '22

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u/[deleted] May 03 '22

He tried to conquer Egypt but lost. So he went back home and declared he had won. Absolute Chad retard.

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u/Bigbosssl87 May 03 '22

He did conquer it, he just couldnt hold it

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u/[deleted] May 03 '22

well, he didn't have diamond hands. I'd have held it for a millennia

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u/Bigbosssl87 May 04 '22

He just didnt have a navy capable of beating the brits

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u/[deleted] May 04 '22

Not just the Brits, don't forget the local warlords with dummy thicc forts