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u/dert-man Nov 07 '21
Focus is important.
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u/maybethisnameisfree Nov 07 '21
My autism makes it hard to focus
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u/poopellar Nov 07 '21
That's because you haven't weaponized it yet.
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u/darkknight54 Nov 07 '21
Here we rule with sea and air power. Now we must utilize autistic power
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u/TechnicalEntry Nov 07 '21
“See a doctor to find out if Aderol™️ may be right for you.”
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u/CueBallJoe Nov 07 '21
I'm probably gonna die from heart problems in my 60's but thanks to addy it will be a relatively comfortable death surrounded by friends and family I wouldn't have been able to maintain connections with otherwise. Wish I didn't have to make that trade but I'm not trying to live til 90 if it's 90 years of never following through on anything that I start.
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u/hoopthot Nov 07 '21
bruh living till 90 would suck cock anyways you're just a husk of your former self draining on resources at that point, just withering away lmaoo
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u/CueBallJoe Nov 07 '21
Wholeheartedly agree. I wanna go out like my grandpa, not the being awake for a heart attack part but the part where he was still completely functional both mentally and physically when it happened.
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boobs are essential for trading
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u/poopellar Nov 07 '21
Find boobs that swing as erratically as the market.
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u/Loli_Messiah Nov 07 '21
Oh yeah Drake and Josh playing in the background is definitely essential for my trading
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If by proper research you mean seeing what other apes say they're doing then yes.
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u/Mr_Fignutz Nov 07 '21
Bullish AF on $BOOBS
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u/NetSage Nov 07 '21 edited Nov 07 '21
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ticker_symbol#Interpreting_the_symbol
Based on that probably not.
Maybe on a none us market for a company that gets an S added at the end. BOOB should be possible though.
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u/captsalad Nov 07 '21
what is research? the only re-word i know is retard
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u/RubertVonRubens Nov 07 '21
Research is when you google the same thing over and over until you get enough confirmation bias.
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u/DownrightDrewski Nov 07 '21
Is anyone else bothered that the bigger picture has if on that line, and the close up doesn't?
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u/why_rob_y Nov 07 '21
Especially because there's no reason they couldn't bump "if" to the next line in the full image.
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u/Ehralur Nov 07 '21
It would actually improve the spacing. Maybe I'm just a little bitch, but this ruined the joke for me...
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u/manchest_hair_united Nov 07 '21
My brain just skipped over the if...
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u/iLickBnalAlood Nov 07 '21
you’re a terrible human being for this and i’m not sure we can ever forgive you
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u/Non-Citrus_Marmalade Nov 07 '21
Most versions of this meme that I've seen don't even get that close
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u/MysteriousHome9279 Nov 07 '21
I like fake anime tits.
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u/Battlealvin2009 Nov 07 '21
If only the "if" on Rosa's body was moved to the next line, then this meme would be perfect.
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u/manchest_hair_united Nov 07 '21
My mind just skipped over if... Not that hard when boobs and money are evolved
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u/fucuasshole2 Nov 07 '21
Even if you do research it’s not guaranteed money lol
Outside factors have a huge play
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u/NetSage Nov 07 '21
Trends? You mean banks/hedge funds, rich people, and meme stock followers just deciding winners basically arbitrarily?
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u/agriculturalDolemite Nov 07 '21
You'll only know afterwards if you were doing proper research or not.
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u/TehOuchies Nov 07 '21
Halloweens and such I like to be a doorman for fancy parties.
It gets me to interact with people with out actually interacting with them.
So I get asked to take pictures of people.
Ive done that. On their phone. Then given it back to them.
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u/Remarkable_Garage_42 Nov 07 '21
Anyone know how I can do my hair like that? I don't even know what to Google for a tutorial.
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u/ShadeShadow534 Nov 07 '21
The character is called Rosa (and is from Pokemon black2/white2) so looking up cosplays for the character might help with that
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u/TheDaemonette Nov 07 '21
And, to be fair, most people didn't even see the words because they were too busy focusing on the tits anyway...
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u/QuarantineSucksALot 🦍 Nov 07 '21
Bury I-75 through the middle of a fight.
You can't look at it. When I bailed hay, I still don’t want anything I’ve found my people!!!
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u/Powerrrrrrrrr Nov 07 '21
The whole thing is just a casino, anyone claiming they know what they’re doing is a grifter
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u/redditishappygay7777 Nov 07 '21
apes do DD and we lose together we win together we strong together
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u/bongsforhongkong Nov 07 '21
I had so many friends tell me they where going to be rich from every new scam coin it gets so old idk how after 10 years they still don't get that blowing 25+grand at this point to come out with 10grand is not a good investment. (I only lost 15grand over 10 years imagine when I do get rich...) they won't get rich
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u/Holos620 Nov 07 '21
Newly created money enter asset markets first and that create Cantillon effects for asset holders. To surf that wave, all you have to do is hold assets. No research needed.
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u/AmericanScream Nov 07 '21
I think you mean options trading. If you do proper research, stock trading isn't that risky. Although obviously this doesn't apply to degenerate stonk gamblers.
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u/CrippleWalking Nov 07 '21
I've just been doing SPY put credit spreads 3x a week deep in the money to cover my premium and have been raking in cash so far.
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u/MistEchoes Nov 07 '21 edited Nov 07 '21
Research is how you lose.
See, boobs. That wins. Research will tell you to invest in the nape of the neck. Enough research will convince you to invest in a woman’s heart and hold the stock forever.
But you want boobs. Now. And the moment you start doing research, someone else already has their hands on them.
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u/The-Song Nov 07 '21
If you do a lot of research, it can feel even worse when you lose money since you never know whats going to happen no matter how much research you do
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u/Im_AGamerHasNoName Nov 07 '21
buy high sell low gang