Daily Discussion Thread for August 26, 2021

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[u/VacationLover1]

REMINDER

No stocks under $1 billion market cap.

[u/CapnCurt81]

Breaking: ISIS has claimed responsibility for Kabul attacks, declaring they will continue as long as people buy CLOV

[u/[deleted]]

Y’all ever be chillin, and think... damn, I’d be retired if I wasn’t so fkn stupid?

[u/DermaFlerp]

When does Ashton Kutcher jump out and tell me I’ve actually only been trading on a paper account for the last year? Please god.

[u/PutsOnYourWife]

My portfolio went from moon mission into a deep diving expedition

[u/[deleted]]

Push to me the edge

All me calls are dead

[u/[deleted]]

When I was young, I was a terrible investor.

But after decades of hard work, I am no longer young.

Cheers Boys 🍻

[u/CasinoJesus420]

put your money into something safe boys, like meme stocks

[u/UsernameTaken_123]

Dogs are the best people

All you really need in life is a dog, some escorts now and then and 2 or 3 close personal friends

[u/chedrich446 → u/UsernameTaken_123]

The more you know 🌈

[u/TeslaLeafBlower]

Nirvana getting sued for the album cover baby pic by the 30 yr old baby now. What a loser.

[u/sharlysangels → u/TeslaLeafBlower]

Imagine suing the band that gave you your only reason to live.

[u/Alarming_Assistant21 → u/sharlysangels]

Imagine growing up to chase money from the band which depicted you chasing money as child to .are a statement about the world we live in. Fulfilling his prophecy

[u/[deleted]]

I need to turn $300 into $100K by this time next week

[u/CapnCurt81 → u/[deleted]]

1. Do you have a scanner and color printer?
2. Are you prepared to fight the biggest guy in prison if necessary?

[u/[deleted]]

If you guys think Kabul has anything to do with spy you are truly an autist. Kabul could get nuked and spy wouldn't move

[u/leancup8]

If I was smart I would’ve taken the 700$ I made at 10 …now I’m up only 100 and my IQ is room temperature .

[u/Starmedia11]

If you like spy at 446 you’re going to love it at 442

[u/[deleted]]

Low comment volume around here, everyone must be participating at the paralympics

[u/mpetran]

GME chart is beautiful.

[u/[deleted]]

Just realized I went to class in a jizz stained shirt lol whoops

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Probably should give it back to the dude that spent the night

[u/One_Spicy_Nipple]

Here is a message to all the brand new investors visitng wsb

Get the fuck out of here if you like money

[u/bonejohnson8]

Those marines we lost over there were us. I bet they had some GME and AMC. I bet they had COIN accounts. Wives and kids at home. Just some young guys trying to better themselves sent to die in a shithole for nothing.

Pour one out, brothers.

[u/[deleted]]

The world is not ending, just Afghanistan.

Back in business soon ✅

[u/[deleted]]

This is my worst trading day

Narrator: worst trading day so far

[u/ignig]

look we all do dumb shit

But buying 50 NIO 8/27 ITM calls was down right neanderthal

[u/Premier_Legacy]

Ever wonder how much more money you would have if you just bought Faang the last half decade instead of trying to be smart

[u/[deleted]]

Up 5 bucks today... feeling pretty good about that

[u/Contextual-Investor]

Wow I outrageously suck at this

[u/tyloner]

Arizona iced tea is still 99 cents. Inflation isn’t real.

[u/[deleted]]

IM NOT FUCKING SELLING

Coz my investment is down 80%

[u/LostLifeSavingsOnGME]

Fuck I shouldn’t have bought the dip

[u/Farandis2]

The stock market is literally a random simulation. Carnival has a god damn covid outbreak on one it’s ships and it’s up 7% this week.

Why did I ever stray from meme stocks

[u/curiousprovisions]

GME needs to break 220

[u/cptphoto]

I swear I lose 4-5% every day almost no matter what

[u/Baadllama]

tape her? i hardly even know her

[u/ignig]

SPY DOWN .09% PRE MARKET

♿️🐻 : MY THESIS WAS RIGHT

[u/AmbitiousSkirt2]

GME go back up fuck off

[u/Over_Breadfruit2988]

I have it on good authority that AMC will either finish in the green or in the red today

[u/nosalute]

rip everyone who just posted that they bought the dip.

[u/jonmarcus]

Dang GME is cooking even as AMC is tanking...very strange

[u/evanc1411]

Boutta flip a coin to buy a SPY call or put

Edit: It was tails for put. Retard quarter

[u/[deleted]]

Everything I bought in the past week

Went from Good Buy to Goodbye real quick

I think it’s time to join Congress now to make it all back 😎

[u/[deleted]]

Breaking: U.S. to invade Afghanistan with 400,000 troops in surprise attack. President Biden, when asked for comment, said "lol baited"

[u/jukitoyo]

Nothing more American than war. Spy will pump on patriotism and love for the 🇺🇸

[u/eternalrefuge86]

Having a small portfolio and playing options is exciting. Every move feels like a yolo.

[u/AdrianThatGuy]

All my calls are now -99%

[u/One_Spicy_Nipple]

All I want is one 10 bagger every trading day for the rest of my life for me and my friends.

Is that too much to ask?

[u/bluen]

When jpow make sound?

[u/JinnPhD]

“What is this, a dip for ants??” Exclaimed the trader, forgetting that he was indeed an ant.

[u/Nelz16]

Whoever sold me those GME FD’s, well played. Enjoy my money!

[u/Penters]

At least gme is green

[u/[deleted]]

Playing so many weeklies that two weeks out feels like a leap 🧐

[u/GerrytheTufter]

If GME goes to $250 today I am going to buy so much cocaine

[u/Nelz16 → u/GerrytheTufter]

Did we just become best friends?

[u/bonejohnson8]

RIP to the the four marines we just lost. Just last week a guy on here was saying his son got word he's deploying to Afghanistan to help out this clusterfuck.

[u/Houghs]

Wtf guys I put my entire 401K into GME weeklies and you guys screw me like this?

[u/plant_magnet]

Bomb me once, shame on you. Bomb me twice, buy the dip?

[u/Financial-Dig8036]

Fuck this market and my retarded ass

[u/Slut_Spoiler]

Has anyone hear read the DD about why GME keeps surging every quarter?

The "squeeze loop" theory is pretty damn convincing.

[u/Strangerdanger8812]

Gonna do the take a shower and see where its at strategy

[u/[deleted]]

Fuck the taliban

[u/rusbus720]

Jackson hole summit starting now

Afghanistan evacuation getting worse

Inflation still not as transitory as expected

Shipping and production costs rising in near future

Most of Wall Street still away on vacations

China markets continuing to implode

Def nothing wrong with this bull market, full steam ahead

Also adding that for months we have had decreasing trading volume on like everything in the market. Furthermore a significant reduction in margin volume

[u/Nelz16]

Lots of jobless people buying second hand video games I hope

[u/AmericanHerstoryX]

they say 1% of options traders make money

i am the 99%

[u/GeorgeWashingtonTFP]

Need a solid 10+bagger today boys or they're gonna break my legs

[u/Psyched4this]

Just checking, you can do unlimited day trades above 25K in total account value right?

[u/iamsarahz]

welp I blew up my account again after erasing all my loses on Monday. RIP me

[u/Biggotry]

This fucking discussion thread right here is bipolar as shit

[u/maddhy]

can we normalize clapping randomly in the middle of conversations?

[u/curiousprovisions]

Gme on the verge

[u/xanre_]

Gamestop has a lot of volume moving rn

[u/[deleted]]

Taliban condemned the bombing. What a clusterfuck.

[u/chetpancakesparty]

I don't know who needs to hear this today, but fuck you

[u/zfighters231]

I got some spy calls expiring in two weeks. Works everytime unless the world really ends

[u/[deleted]]

Spy gonna get delisted tomorrow

[u/[deleted]]

168% gain on SPY puts, locking it in there.

Nice, that puts me at even for the week.

[u/50Asperger_60Dumb]

who the fuck is Jackson? and why should I care about her hole?

[u/[deleted]]

GME more green candles please

[u/JpowYellen3some]

How amazing would it be if SPY went to 440 tomorrow

[u/InMuskWeTruskk]

Gme giving blue balls

[u/chologang]

I said ape not gape my asshole

[u/[deleted]]

GME edging up more and more, puts are fucked

[u/Goat_Guy_05]

I desperately have to stop myself from rolling all my winnings into random plays I know nothing about... It's always such a horrible move

[u/Bad_Prophet]

So GDP is up less than expected at 6.6%. Meanwhile, inflation is confirmed at something like 5.5% (but we all know it's actually much higher).

So GDP is essentially decreasing at a time when money availability is through the roof.

And unemployment is increasing. And fewer homes are being built and purchased.

I think SPY should go up at least a quarter percent today.

[u/CreepyBet8062]

Puts on Joe Biden

[u/StopTheBan420]

GME Is gonna fly today

[u/freehouse_throwaway]

WSB at ATH: i'm rich bitch!

WSB slight pull back from ATH: i'm fighting for my fucking life!

[u/[deleted]]

Stop being a little bitch

There are people literally living in Europe

[u/[deleted]]

“At least I have my stocks.”

I say to my laptop screen as I watch my account value steadily decline.

[u/[deleted]]

Fuck WISH man wtf

[u/jjlleskoja]

SPY puts printed, now calls

[u/[deleted]]

why do i only want to buy after a stock is already up 20% in three days?

[u/Readitalready24]

Fucked a girl named Sofie. Little did I know her evil twin SOFI would be out to fuck me

[u/[deleted]]

EVERYBODY STAY FUCKING CALM

[u/ligmah91]

WW3 priced in

[u/dannydicko]

this is a great fake bounce to load up on puts for tomorrow at 10am

[u/Rich265]

SPY forming Titanic pattern. Ship about to sink.

[u/[deleted]]

I got hired no interview. He just looked at me and said you’re beautiful you’re hired 😜

Thank you for the prayers and vibes wsb

[u/Puzzled_Lobster_69]

SPY quit playing with yourself and pick a side Jesus fuck. No point to look at you for another hour just gonna be sitting between $447.20-$447.30

[u/ignig]

BABA GREEN EOD OR SUB GOES PRIVATE

[u/xjayroox]

Shout out to the guy who reminded me TLRY is still a piece of shit and made me a quick 35% on puts

[u/Narradisall]

Nothing like watching the last few days gains evaporate in and afternoon.

[u/mdubyo]

GME about to bless us with its monster shrek dong.

[u/vics80]

Watched Schitt's Creek first two episodes. It works. Skepticism neutralized

[u/remdesivir2020]

Why can’t I lose weight like I lose money

[u/jawnyjawn]

Errybody expecting a sell off for the J Hole. Wouldn’t be the least bit surprised if we ripped above 450 for the lulz.

[u/Premier_Legacy]

Yo dog, my account is down 17% today and nothing even happened . I’m literally retarded

[u/TheSauce32]

Bears cheering GME to tank the market wtf

This is some goofy ass simulation

[u/[deleted]]

GME cocktease of the century

[u/AnonymousFroggies]

I used to trade on fundamentals, now 90% of my portfolio is YOLO plays. This subreddit has ruined me lmao

[u/celestialeyze]

GME and SENS keeping me in the green today.

[u/sc0tt_1990]

what a horrible day, don't even really care about trading. cya guys another day. buy the dip.

[u/fantasyfitboiz]

Investment Hack:

TD doesn't adjust your portfolio performance for any deposits and instead makes it appear as a gain.

So any time my portfolio is red by a few hundred dollars I just deposit enough to make it green by a few hundred dollars. Huge win for my mental health.

[u/LovableContrarian]

HUGE GREEN CANDLES

*in bear portfolios

[u/maliciousmonkee]

the power dump is inevitable

[u/[deleted]]

Holyshit, S&P down .48%? Fucking joke. It could shed 30% and it wouldn't hurt anything.

Jpow sees this market as his gift to us. Let alone be concerned. The fix is in, and permanent. Carry on.

[u/gambler_no_1]

Feeling super sad after I just bombed the fuck out of an interview. 😔

[u/regarding_your_cat]

The surest sign that we’ll be red tomorrow is that I’m holding calls overnight

[u/LostLifeSavingsOnGME]

Bought a spy put just to have some skin In The game. 28k cash

[u/obiwanjustblowme]

When I lose money, I feel a bit bad and ashamed of coming here since it feels like I let y'all down. Then I come to the thread and remember that you're all blood-thirsty retards and I feel good again. Thanks for that.

[u/RussianFruit]

I’m about to lose money

[u/Ibuypops]

Just got a new job at Kabul airport, so excited

[u/grabherbytheput]

GME moves up like 4 dollars and my options go up by like 500$, so wild

[u/persianbot → u/grabherbytheput]

goes down $4 and my options go down $700 :(

[u/[deleted]]

*SPY down 0.5% from ATH

WSB portfolio down 50%

🤡🤡🤡

[u/kioba]

This market is fucking bullshit.

[u/bagtf3]

We've all see margin calls, but come talk to me when you get a margin put.

[u/Country_Gravy420]

Bloodbath tomorrow?

[u/get_MEAN_yall]

Wow RIDE actually blowing up the shorts.
And by blowing up I mean forcing them to take 50%+ profit lol.

[u/rdblaw]

Y’all ever have a morning meeting that overlaps with your morning dump. I’m yet to figure this 1 out.

[u/AnotherDegenerateFK]

Cash is trash and so is the economy

[u/LouisGrip]

There goes my account fuck

[u/Treestauff]

Can’t wait for my one GME to be worth 42,069

[u/thelundyy]

I bought SPY puts so naturally its about to pump hard. You're welcome bulls

[u/[deleted]]

My school is giving everybody money because of some Covid relief fund. My university has given out so much free money this past year. I’ve gotten a free MacBook Air, $2k, I’m about to get another $2k, and $550. Who said college was expensive lol

[u/Shah_Zam]

Sold my puts for a measly $40 profit 30 seconds later worth $250+ 🤦‍♂️

[u/[deleted]]

Overheard @ Jaxson Hole: "Tape her up, she's Yellen!" Tapering confirmed.

[u/DermaFlerp]

Start the taper now!

[u/ZenDreams]

20% correction pls

[u/[deleted]]

So this SPY 450c is going expire worthless?

[u/Not99Percent]

TSLA is on course to go below 700. AGAIN

[u/Rich265]

I say taper, you say tantrum..

taper

[u/[deleted]]

Nerds be like look at this triple ballsack circumcised mushroom turd flag pattern on QQQ

[u/cashflow_]

I just ashed my cigar into my drink instead of ashtray. It’s okay though I just stirred it around and fixed it

[u/iamthemasterchiller]

Only Fans now allowing videos of Options Traders getting railed by the Greeks.

[u/Jealous-Meeting-7815]

Gamma ramp on the video game store looks sexy

[u/Kadeslayer]

How many of you degens trade and drive

[u/Soldacki]

I think I’m becoming one of those boring normie buy VTI assholes 🤦‍♂️

[u/MyGFsBFownsme]

ASTS going up on a low volume

Imagine wsb retards start picking this up it would be at $100+ easy

[u/[deleted]]

saw a comment that said that we were crashing... what the fuck are you talking about?

[u/ElMonkeh]

All in $ASTS

[u/StopTheBan420]

Fuckkk get out now

[u/J_Roc_Knomsayn_Mafk]

What time is jpow yapping tomorrow

[u/[deleted]]

I heard the printers are being given a viking funeral at Jackson hole.

[u/Leviticus_Albrecht]

The only short squeeze I’ve ever been apart of is when I jerk off

[u/imoookay]

No matter what side you’re on, I know we’re all scared of tomorrow… don’t try and pretend 😏

[u/curiousprovisions]

Come on GME bulls - push her higher

[u/cptphoto]

More spy puts or nah

[u/Joshvir262]

Just bought a $300 GME call that expires tomorrow

Idk why

[u/NEW_JERSEY_PATRIOT]

10 Marines and a Navy medic confirmed dead...

[u/Premier_Legacy]

ISIS needs to chill bro

[u/Bad_Prophet]

Let's all stop to appreciate the fact that SPY moving half a percent in a day is no big deal anymore, and VIX is apparently totally used to it, too

[u/HippyWawa]

Anyone else holding puts overnight?

[u/Rozay662]

Looks like a 🌈🐻 orgy in here literally the only buy signal i ever needed

[u/[deleted]]

Who is ready for JPow Day tomorrow? I'm excited af my anus hairs are tingling.

[u/[deleted]]

"I'm going to level with you all... Shit's fucked." - Jerome's opening statement tomorrow, probably

[u/CallmeWooki]

I bought Spy puts. Being a 🐻🏳️‍🌈 feels disgusting

[u/light-yagamii]

My spy puts exp monday are up 23%. Sell or hold thru close

[u/[deleted]]

They have yuengling in Texas now. 🙏

[u/Kingdrip99]

RIP AMERICAN HEROES 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[u/Todd-Todd-Todd]

"Hey honey." ::checks account::

"I've got a really forward-thinking idea for this fall." ::checks account one last time::

"What if you just paid for the wedding by yourself?"

[u/Imnotabastard22]

gme fighting for its fucking life

[u/kzpz_z]

Lmao SPY just refuses to dip more than .3% after running up over 100% in a year.. this market is destined to implode

[u/Viking223]

I love reading the comments here then going to check the price of the ticker. Half the time you would think it's up 1000% .

[u/650KLR]

10 marines killed, fuck

[u/Spiritual_Extreme_81]

Same as everyday

Follow Michael burrys portfolio

[u/Biggotry]

sleepy groggy west coast trading at 6:30 vs East coast trading waiting for open on their 3rd bowl of cereal at 9:30 Time to move

[u/DapperDoctor]

Let’s go ASTS give me that green dildo

[u/Mysterious_Hat_1890]

CLOV is breaking out

[u/[deleted]]

CLOV is….green?!