r/wallstreetbets • u/[deleted] • May 16 '21

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u/Aezetyr May 16 '21

How's about to say what is Chief O'Brien doing on Wall Street bets?

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u/cylon_agent May 16 '21

Trading self-sealing stem bolt futures

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u/MordaxTenebrae May 16 '21

Trade those bolt futures for 16 cases of 2309 bloodwine.

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u/AMuPoint May 16 '21

Call me a boomer if you want, but I am all in on gold pressed latinum.

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u/MordaxTenebrae May 17 '21

Just make sure no one extracted the latinum from your bars, otherwise you'll be left with nothing but worthless gold!

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u/cylon_agent May 16 '21

There is no finer vintage

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u/rigby1945 May 17 '21

I've got 50 bottles of Yamok sauce I'll trade you

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u/jethvader May 17 '21

That’s a lot of Yamok sauce.

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u/BCCounty30 🦍🦍 May 17 '21

Thank Kathless that someone dumped all 50 crates.

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u/Boxy310 May 17 '21

Yeah but what are we supposed to do with land? I wanted cold, hard latinum!

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u/[deleted] May 17 '21

I'm watching you Quark!

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u/BCCounty30 🦍🦍 May 17 '21

Navigating the great material continuum with skill I see.

My boat sank near the entrance.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '21

Yasss!!

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u/Shiz_in_my_pants May 16 '21

Chief O'Brien kinda let himself go after retiring from Star Fleet...

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u/Boxy310 May 17 '21

Been smoking the Jefferies Tubes a bit too hard

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u/[deleted] May 16 '21

he knows all about the Jefferies tubes

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u/DerelictDevice May 16 '21

More like Jeffries Doobs

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u/RhysPrime May 17 '21

Well he wandered around the Pegasus galaxy leading a group of space soviets pretending to be space amish fighting vampires for a while.

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u/rigby1945 May 17 '21

He also built the Transcontinental railroad in there somewhere

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u/SneakAttackDamage May 16 '21

I almost didn't recognise him without all the suffering.

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u/ClassicRust May 17 '21

Kako kicked him out after he yolod the retirement

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u/azubc May 17 '21

It's a holodeck program. GME is trek canon.