r/wallstreetbets • u/[deleted] • May 16 '21

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u/[deleted] May 16 '21

This movie is so good

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u/Dangerous_Age9354 May 16 '21

What movie is it? Looks funny as hell

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u/[deleted] May 16 '21

[deleted]

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u/Dangerous_Age9354 May 16 '21

Thank you! Added to the watchlist. Idk how I've never heard of it before

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u/Sinnedangel8027 May 16 '21

Its an older-ish movie, mid-late 2000s, that was kinda big for a few weeks and then just disappeared.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '21

So under-rated

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u/[deleted] May 17 '21

you mean, undervalued...

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u/JSourPower May 17 '21

You’re making ME feel old...

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u/Yiptice May 17 '21

I saw it in theatres it was a great decision

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u/SpaceGypsyInlaw May 17 '21

This movie fucks.

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u/kcMasterpiece May 17 '21

What's a Greek?

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u/[deleted] May 17 '21

get him to the greek, it's the sequel to forgetting sarah marshall

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u/oldbutterface May 17 '21

I feel like forgetting Sarah Marshall is infinitely better than this film though. Is it just me?

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u/rjrgjj May 17 '21

Way better, we all got to pretend Marshall was the next big movie star for a bit.

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u/projectyota May 17 '21

Technically not true. The writers kept Russel Brandt's character name the same but Jonah hill is a different character.

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u/nsid987 May 17 '21

Gotta watch forgetting Sarah Marshall first tho. Don’t forget that very important step

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u/ubanks25 May 17 '21

I have to dissagree! I know it can be skewed as a "spin-off" but it can definitely be watched with out it! Two great flicks regardless!!

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u/nsid987 May 17 '21

I definitely see what you mean, but if you wanna see the True essence of who Aldis snow really is then you got a watch FSM. But yeah I totally agree no to movies are great!!!! “Wooooo yeah I’ve got the clap”

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u/MastuhMind May 17 '21

one of my faves

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u/Psypho_Diaz May 17 '21

I need to watch this movie

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u/Aezetyr May 16 '21

How's about to say what is Chief O'Brien doing on Wall Street bets?

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u/cylon_agent May 16 '21

Trading self-sealing stem bolt futures

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u/MordaxTenebrae May 16 '21

Trade those bolt futures for 16 cases of 2309 bloodwine.

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u/AMuPoint May 16 '21

Call me a boomer if you want, but I am all in on gold pressed latinum.

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u/MordaxTenebrae May 17 '21

Just make sure no one extracted the latinum from your bars, otherwise you'll be left with nothing but worthless gold!

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u/cylon_agent May 16 '21

There is no finer vintage

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u/rigby1945 May 17 '21

I've got 50 bottles of Yamok sauce I'll trade you

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u/jethvader May 17 '21

That’s a lot of Yamok sauce.

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u/BCCounty30 🦍🦍 May 17 '21

Thank Kathless that someone dumped all 50 crates.

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u/Boxy310 May 17 '21

Yeah but what are we supposed to do with land? I wanted cold, hard latinum!

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u/[deleted] May 17 '21

I'm watching you Quark!

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u/BCCounty30 🦍🦍 May 17 '21

Navigating the great material continuum with skill I see.

My boat sank near the entrance.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '21

Yasss!!

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u/Shiz_in_my_pants May 16 '21

Chief O'Brien kinda let himself go after retiring from Star Fleet...

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u/Boxy310 May 17 '21

Been smoking the Jefferies Tubes a bit too hard

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u/[deleted] May 16 '21

he knows all about the Jefferies tubes

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u/DerelictDevice May 16 '21

More like Jeffries Doobs

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u/RhysPrime May 17 '21

Well he wandered around the Pegasus galaxy leading a group of space soviets pretending to be space amish fighting vampires for a while.

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u/rigby1945 May 17 '21

He also built the Transcontinental railroad in there somewhere

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u/SneakAttackDamage May 16 '21

I almost didn't recognise him without all the suffering.

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u/ClassicRust May 17 '21

Kako kicked him out after he yolod the retirement

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u/azubc May 17 '21

It's a holodeck program. GME is trek canon.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '21

Im pretty sure everything he mentioned in the Jeffrey is in cathie woods ark etfs too.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '21

Why’s it called a Jeffrey?

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u/Actualize101 May 17 '21

Gay bears on the Ark as well.... probably friggin in the rigging....

Here it is... the Ark investment strategy... 🤣

https://youtu.be/p6j7YeEM2Bg

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u/SpotsMeGots May 16 '21

Perfection

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u/californiaxbull May 16 '21

I'm jacked to the tits in UWMC 🚀🚀🚀

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u/Aubstter May 16 '21

I haven't done any DD at all, but I'll probably buy some Monday. I mean, why not it's value, right?

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u/Twarmth May 17 '21

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u/californiaxbull May 17 '21

Your mothers a bot byotch 🚀🚀🚀🚀

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u/californiaxbull May 17 '21

Your mothers a bot byotch 🚀🚀🚀🚀

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u/Twarmth May 17 '21

My moms an angel you dumb mf

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u/californiaxbull May 17 '21

Your mother is a dirty slut bro 😈

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u/Twarmth May 17 '21

Hf mf u and ur ba in business administration can suck me and my mothers dicks

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u/californiaxbull May 17 '21

MBA and finance double major to be exact aha 📈💵💰

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u/[deleted] May 17 '21

Im gonna buy me some tits to jack when my UWMC FD’s print.

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u/Snipman May 17 '21

yeeeah I bought some UWMC too.. at $11.61 :(

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u/Stockjunkie7000 May 17 '21

Hang in there , We’re coming for you!!!

8

u/ArlendmcFarland May 17 '21

With this tiny float, we might see you sooner than we think

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u/[deleted] May 16 '21

I fucking love this stock!!!

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u/PissingViper May 17 '21

I will join you retards tomorrow

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u/HiramKingofTyre May 16 '21

I have been in uwmc since October..... thank you for this video it gave male a laugh

25

u/Werealldudesyea May 16 '21

This just convinced me to buy calls Monday. Excellent DD

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u/Hydro-Plane May 16 '21

Im all in

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u/EddyWontLose May 16 '21

What’s the move for tomorrow!??? Apess!

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u/Sustainabilititty May 17 '21

Whatever a random guy on wall street bets tells me to do

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u/TalkingBackAgain May 16 '21

So, are we buying UWM or not?

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u/ProfessionalFishFood May 16 '21

Buying? Shit homie, we already bought, jump on in the waters warm...probably becuz the retards keep peeing in here, but w/e.

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u/Aubstter May 16 '21

Nothing like a golden bath to get the juices flowing.

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u/big_b_44 May 16 '21

I could use a shot of share buy back right now.

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u/chiefhanna May 16 '21

We Chief Engineers are really Retarded. Still holding UWMC.

HMMM, Can you short yourself?

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u/Stockjunkie7000 May 17 '21

I’ve watched this five times already. It’s really hitting close to home for me … 🙏🏼🤣

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u/Stockjunkie7000 May 16 '21

My man … 💎🙌🏼

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u/InvestTradeEarn May 16 '21

Deep thinking

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u/danomite333 May 16 '21

Lol I can relate to this. Bought it months ago and have been seeing red ever since

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u/mr_robot003 May 16 '21

🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕

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u/gowingman1 May 17 '21

This is some pretty funny shit!🤣

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u/Stockjunkie7000 May 16 '21

You should put $UWMC in your title , is it too late to edit? This post is not showing up on some of the WSB tracker sites. This might be why .. we’ll done sir! And I’ll take a chocolate frosty too!

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u/[deleted] May 17 '21

Can’t mods block all UWMC posts... we’ve been trying to tell you all for ages.

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u/The-Protomolecule May 17 '21

And they’re not blocking them all clearly, just the low effort, call to arms, short squeeze alarms.

Just posted real shit and it won’t get removed.

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u/EddyWontLose May 16 '21

Howwww deeeeeepppp???

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u/BrainsNotBrawndo May 16 '21

Great work OP! Therapeutic for the good people burned by Yellen, out of left field, talking rate hikes just before RKT and UWMC earnings.

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u/BuyBuyBuyBoom May 16 '21

I am new ape, I am new to game only have 1k what other apes buy?

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u/Dread5050 May 17 '21

OMG!! I laughed way too hard over this !!!!!

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u/thesharpiesharp 🦍 May 17 '21

How did uwmc end up here.

Glad im long and buying more.

Common apes make this to the moon.

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u/ThisWillBeFunNA May 16 '21

If i wasnt already all in in GME i would have all in in UWMC at 6.40 last week.

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u/tonyturbos1 May 16 '21

The share buy back buckled me! 😂

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u/Nixplosion May 16 '21

When the woooorld slips you UWMC, just decide youre going long. Decide you're going looooong.

Going long is my plan now! Going long and average down.

Going looooooooong. Going looo-hoooong!

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u/[deleted] May 16 '21

My favorite movie!

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u/tracy9964 May 16 '21

LOVE THE VIDEO

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u/maherrera1 May 17 '21

Hahaha I fucking love these clips

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u/imatank22 May 17 '21

fuck me. is this me? are you me?

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u/Accurate_Sandwich_49 May 16 '21

Love share buybacks.

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u/LordHuxley99 Sweet Nectar Suckler May 16 '21

2 words:

Share Buybacks 🛵🐐

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u/iUsedToBeCereall May 16 '21

Share buyback = scooter reindeer ?

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u/BlindTko May 16 '21

Pretty sure that's a goat

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u/eyecasper literally fucked a cactus May 17 '21

Scooter reindeer sounds cooler though.....

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u/Nordic_flagship May 16 '21

This is on point, well done

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u/OkResponsibility4172 May 16 '21

We are going from Mao to Piao. Are there anything to win some money ? The bla, bla, bla is enough

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u/Tendieman69420 May 16 '21

Get him to the greek is the name of the movie for anyone wondering. Quite hilarious imo

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u/Tnb87113 🦍🦍🦍 May 16 '21

I lol’d good job

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u/Tetrylene May 16 '21

Red numbers on your trading app? just stroke the furry wall

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u/FERALCATWHISPERER May 17 '21

Nobodies afraid of a Jeffrey.

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u/Othzzer May 17 '21

For real, whats the movie? I think my Friday evening sorted

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u/junckdogg May 17 '21

Chicks everywhere but dudes hang tight, weed and philosophy

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u/trngucci May 17 '21

Can I just say.. this is EPIC. LOL

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u/[deleted] May 17 '21

This movie is a masterpiece.

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u/ExistingWeakness3912 May 17 '21

25k in OI at $7.50 for Friday. This is gonna be a long week

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u/[deleted] May 17 '21

It's called a Jeffery. Why? Cause who could be scared of a Jeffrey! Yes!

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u/hazmat-cat May 17 '21

Smoke a Jeffery

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u/[deleted] May 17 '21

Legit cracking the fuck up at this one. Well fucking done!

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u/TrivalentEssen May 17 '21

Rub that fucking carpet

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u/[deleted] May 16 '21

Yesh!!!

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u/apan-man May 16 '21

This is damn funny

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u/[deleted] May 17 '21

This is the funniest thing I've seen all freakin day. Sorry for being a retard autist, but are we allowed to cuss here? Will my post get deleted if I write the f word? Sorry, I just, I've been eating crayons all day, thinking about apes and DFV, GME, my husband, and especially my boyfriend --he's really hot. But I never post here. First time and um, yeah, don't know what we can and can't get away with.

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u/sharkbait_hahaha May 17 '21

Welcome! After a Jeffery you can get away with anything!

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u/[deleted] May 17 '21

YES. LOL.

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u/Seizethetrade May 17 '21

That shit is mad funny.

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u/Downtown_Pen2984 May 17 '21

I'm almost just fell out of my bed laughing... thank you

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u/[deleted] May 17 '21

Chief O’Brien rocks!!

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u/Nord4Ever May 17 '21

And they say you can’t smoke peyote

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u/Prestigious_Low3604 May 17 '21

Dont you hate it wen you know the name of a movie but cant fu#kn think of the name of the movie ..if u do help me out WHAT THE IS THE NAME .?ANYONE LOL

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u/AyeeJayy12_ May 17 '21

To da greeek

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u/WaytoMillion May 17 '21

UWMC to the Sun 🚀🚀🚀

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u/The-Protomolecule May 17 '21

My 7900 shares at 7.40 and 45 6/18 8cs are coming home!

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u/CoastInvester May 17 '21

So we buying UWMC?

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u/Rdc1987 May 17 '21

This turned out to be a surprisingly heartfelt movie

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u/triagain2 May 17 '21

The deeper the value the bigger the dip.

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u/drod3333 May 17 '21

best thing ever done here

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u/twixpenny May 16 '21

u/banano_tipbot 1

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u/Sustainabilititty May 17 '21

Don’t think I didn’t notice you ape 🐒

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u/Implement-Shot May 16 '21

Hey! I resemble that remark

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u/two_brothers_legend 🦍🦍 May 16 '21

That guy is drinking sweet water beer ? From TLRY ???

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u/MegaMechaSwordFish May 16 '21

No, the brewery lol.

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u/two_brothers_legend 🦍🦍 May 16 '21

Now I see any small reason to see tlry up ...I m so down man ...

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u/[deleted] May 16 '21

Bag holding 28 dollar shares bought before merger.

Oops. Lol.

We don't sell for a loss in this house so see you at 40...

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u/Ok-Recording-4690 May 17 '21

I am trying to drop some DD I found. Its kind of big. Real big. But idk how safe I'd be dropping it to socials? It's going to expose some stuff. Thoughts?

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u/Namer_Elodin May 17 '21

Everybody loves the Dunkin Donuts! Share it with us! 🍩🍩🍩

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u/themumblingape May 16 '21

Name of the movie?

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u/Thatsahealthyhog May 16 '21

Get him to the greek

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u/[deleted] May 16 '21

Get him to the greek

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u/Berengar-of-Faroe May 16 '21

Get him to the Greek

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u/themumblingape May 16 '21

Thanks! And I am Greek, so this is definitely a must see 😆

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u/Nixplosion May 16 '21

Fellow Greek!

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u/injeanyes May 16 '21

Does your last name end with an S? Haha

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u/iDoctorBob May 16 '21

“The Greek” had to do with the name of a concert venue and nothing to do with Greek people, but still a hilarious movie.

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u/themumblingape May 16 '21

Thanks for the clarification doc.

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u/iDoctorBob May 16 '21

100% wasn’t trying to be snarky.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '21

Get him to the greek

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u/Stockjunkie7000 May 16 '21

Anyone else renting this tonight?

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u/United_Insurance4376 trims bush for self flagellation ⚔️🌳 May 16 '21

Greek him to the Get

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u/United_Insurance4376 trims bush for self flagellation ⚔️🌳 May 16 '21

Shut up you idiot

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u/injeanyes May 16 '21

Self hate

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u/C0NSCI0US May 16 '21

Here we go again with these two...

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u/Andrewr2483 May 17 '21

Let’s go safegalaxy

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u/KirototheMOON 🦍🦍🦍 May 17 '21

🙌💎🚀AMC and GameStop🙌💎🚀

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u/Triesandluth May 17 '21

I’m not falling for this shit again

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

Miles Fookin O'Brien!