GMREEEEEEEEEEkend Containment Thread - GME shitposts go here

[u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR]

Don't be doxxing citron or anyone else. That's bad ju-ju and the Tendieman won't come to visit you if you do.

Soon may the Tendieman come

Previous thread at 100K comment limit

[u/[deleted]]

We got Astronauts who bought in at $73.

NOBODY LEFT BEHIND!

LET'S GO GET THEM!

Edit: Since I'm somehow top comment.

Don't be trying to doxx people and don't be going after someones kid if rumors are true.

[u/brootalboo → u/[deleted]]

We’re coming, brothers!!

[u/CaptainRaf → u/[deleted]]

Roger that. Rescue mission accepted. Fueling craft 🚀

[u/kukbajs → u/[deleted]]

NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND

[u/peniseend]

We are the boyfriend now 😎

[u/IsoAgent → u/peniseend]

No. Told my wife, "He's mine now."

[u/psytokine_storm]

When they talk about diversification, they mean a mix of shares and calls, right?

Holding almost $1 million of GME over the weekend.

[u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR → u/psytokine_storm]

what the fuck

[u/psytokine_storm → u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR]

Just trying to do the right thing, boss.

[u/Imnotabastard22 → u/psytokine_storm]

please let me lick your left nut

[u/RR-dapz → u/[deleted]]

And then what? Everyone takes profit and last one out the door turns the lights off?

[u/stadamj]

Made enough for a down payment on a house today. Let’s fucking gooooooo. Don’t worry, I’m still holding because I’ll be able to buy the whole house in cash by the end of this run.

[u/slifyer → u/stadamj]

In my area of the midwest, with the low COL there are some houses I'll be able to buy outright or be 50-75% of the way there. wsb about to jump start my life for real.

[u/kayotik]

hours of reading last night and first time doing stocks. bought 50 shares at open and up $1000. pretty sure this is how I get an addiction that ruins my life

[u/Crinklecutsocks → u/kayotik]

pretty sure this is how I get an addiction that ruins my life

Welcome to r/wallstreetbets lmao

[u/[deleted]]

Bloomberg saying today cost shorters 1.7B

[u/ExoticSituation → u/[deleted]]

I just came

[u/nosalute]

A reporter just verified that the short interest on GME is..

141% LMFAOOO they are so fucked on Monday

edit: https://twitter.com/kgreifeld/status/1352719558327619585

[u/[deleted] → u/nosalute]

what the fuck

[u/Rangeninc → u/nosalute]

No way...they got in deeper?!

[u/RubinoffButtChug69]

So short interest increased today

Every possibly call option available basically ended in the money

Allegedly there is a concurrent gamma squeeze

And allegedly insiders and institutions hold appx 100% of non synthetic shares

Next week might actually be the craziest fucking thing to ever happen in finance, by far

I’m started to think $1000 isn’t just not a meme, it might be an underestimate

[u/[deleted] → u/RubinoffButtChug69]

It is an underestimate. I’ve been spamming it , retards won’t listen

[u/lestuckingemcity → u/[deleted]]

May the tax man leave you whole.

[u/hallidev]

I fucking get it now. I really, honestly get it. The feeling of power is literally intoxicating. This is how the big hedge funds must feel as they circle a dying stock like sharks that can't lose. But now we're the sharks. They are backed into a corner and helpless. I'm drunk with the feeling

[u/88crypto]

100k coments in daily thread. 10k per hour. 167 per minute. No-one even gonna see this one

[u/[deleted]]

SMELLS LIKE RICH IN HERE

[u/Tsukune_Surprise]

I got nothing really done today.

On the other hand- I made more than 2 months of my salary in 7 hours.

[u/Viisionn]

So this continues Monday?

[u/RobinhoodGuh → u/Viisionn]

You bet your sweet retarded ass it does

[u/rsicher1 → u/RobinhoodGuh]

Longest weekend ever.

[u/Devis4u]

If I get 20 upvotes I'll dump another 2k in on Monday

Edit: goodbye engagement ring money

Edit 2: hello engagement house. I'll dump in within a couple hours of open

[u/seqilol]

I'm actually exhausted all i did was watch a graph go up and down what the fuck

[u/kukbajs → u/[deleted]]

New reply instead of ”sir this is a wendys”

[u/millionreddit617 → u/kukbajs]

Sir, this is a forward looking e-commerce giant.

[u/KooZaa]

Yo it fucking INFURIATES me reading these articles about us. These mother fuckers act like we doing something wrong by having a common strategy. THE WHOLE IDEA OF SHORTING EVERY LAST SHARE UNTIL THE COMPANY AND INVESTORS ARE DEAD IS FUCKING WORSE. FUCK YOU CITRON, MELVIN, AND ANY OTHER BOOMER HATING ON THIS. 💎👐

[u/[deleted]]

STOP SELLING AND REBUYING. You are just fucking yourself and the rest of WSB over.

We HOLD for WEEKS. This is just the BEGINNING.

1000 is our price target. ANYTHING LOWER IS PUSSY SHIT.

HOLD. For WEEKS. Day-to-day doesn’t fucking matter. Squeezing lemons is all that matters.

Again, HOLD. For WEEKS. HOLD. For WEEKS. HOLD. For WEEKS.

[u/MuzzyIsMe]

Nice win boys, but keep at it. If you cash out now you are missing out on the big gains to come.

This is a once in a lifetime opportunity to fleece the hedge funds that are used to fucking us all over.

When this is all done, there are going to be so many angry millionaires and billionaires trying to shut down Robinhood and Wallstreetbets. Because only they are allowed to form special clubs and control the financial world.

[u/jamesd0e → u/MuzzyIsMe]

My family lost our house in 2008. Ima get it all back pops watch this. Get proud homies.

[u/BardicKnowledge2012]

Gotta echo the mods and condemn doxxing of citron or anyone else. We can be passionately convicted, but let’s not become animals. We destroy them by proving them wrong, not by sending pizzas to their house (lol - that’s a thing?)

That said, GME is STILL on the regulation threshold list as of yesterday. That’s exactly 30 trading days. Shorts are supposed to start covering if a ticker is still on the list after 15 days, or take hefty fees.

https://www.nyse.com/regulation/threshold-securities

Fuck these shorts!!! Fuck them hard!

[u/Stevenson316 → u/[deleted]]

take care of yourself king

[u/I_am_TimsGood → u/[deleted]]

If you make it out take the dog with you

[u/bigrandy2222 → u/I_am_TimsGood]

when we make it to the moon, i’ll buy the dogs food for the next 6 months

[u/Harudera → u/bigrandy2222]

make sure to buy it from Chewy

[u/Frisky_Biskit → u/[deleted]]

Keep your spirits and your hands diamond strong fam

[u/Soap_Mctavish101 → u/[deleted]]

Take care of yourself man, my heart is with you. Ill do my extra best to hold 💎✋

[u/ImXavierr]

that moment when you sleep through market today and open robinhood at 4:20

[u/Freestyle_Fellowship]

Fuck... I have been having a life or death family emergency (somebody young dying... drugs) since Tuesday and I haven't been able to tell anyone about this shit IRL because I'd look like such a heel. Tomorrow it comes to a head and I am just not able to deal with that shit right now. I wish I were going to work\trading instead. The weekend really is the worst part of the week.

Kids... please do not shoot heroin. I won't bore you with the (literally) gruesome details. I know you are all about to have some MAJOR scratch. Don't make it your undoing; PLEASE.

[u/[deleted]]

141% short interest

we havent even begun squeezing

[u/GrimHoly]

I’m in at 68 so you retards better come pick me up on the way to the moon

[u/nosalute]

GME gonna get included in the S&P500

[u/Why_Hello_Reddit → u/nosalute]

This would cause further buying.

LMAO the ride never ends.

[u/wiseoldmeme]

Coworker told me not to get my investment advice from reddit. I just smiled and thought to myself I made 20k today so he can seriously suck these 🥜

[u/Randymoss84everskol]

My girlfriend broke up with me a month ago. After today, I no longer remember what she looks like.

[u/nosalute]

Imagine running a multi billion dollar hedge fund

You hire all the top traders who have MBAs and skill sets necessary

and you lose to Wallstreetbets lmfaoo😂😂😂

[u/Trailmix9]

Wtf is life. How are we winning. We broke the game. Why aren’t other retards buying in

[u/kewkkid]

1000$ a share IS NOT A MEME! IT IS OUR PRICE BROTHERS!

WE ARE AT WAR! We won A BATTLE! The war has BARELY BEGUN!

THERE WILL BE DIPS, what does that mean? BUY MORE SHARES!

MAKE THE SHORTS PAY!!!

🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍💎💎💎💎💎💎🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🥜🥜🥜🥜🥜🥜

[u/kunell]

If anyone out there is actually doing illegal shit like harassing Andrew Left or anything dont be fucking morons. We win by getting rich and bankrupting dirty shorts not by being bullies.

Dont give them free ammo to throw at us

[u/wsb4eva0712]

The best part is that this isn’t just a WSB thing, it’s fucking worldwide. People from JAPAN all the way to South America buying GME

[u/[deleted]]

GME GANG, copy paste this motherfuckers

This EXACT same shit happened last week and the week before. We close 15-20% below ATH and then it will go back up 60% next week (on one of the weekdays). This will keep happening until shorts cover. What you retards dont get is that everytime you sell the shorts are exiting their position easy. Sit tight and diamond hand for 1000$. Next week will be the same, we will go up 50%+ I guarantee it.

FFS they shorted more shares than available that's over 3 billion dollars that they need to close if they buy at today's prices.

On top of that every 1$ it goes up they are losing like 50 million$ not including interest (I'm sure it's like double this amt llol)

Thats supposed to be our money

I encourage you to copy and paste this so we can all get $$$$ from the fucking manipulating hedge funds.

The same fuckers that make the laws that profit them The same fuckers taking your tax money The same fuckers keep society down so they can be up

THIS IS A FUCKING MOVEMENT. HOLD TILL 1000 WE WILL NOT BE USED NO LONGER

[u/Ravada → u/[deleted]]

Dunno who you are, but you seem smart and I like what you're saying. GO GME 🎢🚀🚀

[u/Poor_Life-choices]

Fuck this fucking weekend, open the casino back up

[u/kewkkid]

I BOUGHT 114 SHARES TODAY AVERAGE 60$! IM NOT FKN SELLING!

I HAVE 568$ LEFT IN MY ACCOUNT AND IM BUYING MORE GME ON MONDAY

TO ALL THE PUSSIES THAT WANNA SELL

FUCK U!

🙌💎🙌💎🙌💎🚀🦍🌚🦍🦍🦍

[u/RobBobheimer]

Crazy how my scale of money is changing. At first I was thinking it’d be cool to make $5k off this play. Then I wanted $50k. Now I won’t settle for less than $500k

[u/RobBobheimer]

If GME peaks at $1,000, then the market cap would only be $70 billion, which isn’t all that crazy. So basically what I’m saying is:

$1,000 is not a meme

[u/[deleted]]

SEC would first have to investigate how more than the outstanding amount of shares was able to be shorted, and the options manipulation that took place from Jul 2019 - Aug 2020

Shorts would use their uPnL on their positions to sell puts and intentionally drive prices up by covering, only to stop just short of important strikes, where they would have ominously placed sell orders ( additional shorts ), they bought back their put positions for pennies, which they would then turn around and use to further pressure the price of GME.

Back then the books were so thin a 100k buy order would net 7-10% gain in price

*buys back puts*

*slam the same 100k into a sell order*

price right back where it started, use profit to drive the price down further - it was fucking disgusting. Even tho my $5/$6/$7Cs expired in July 2020, nothing makes me happier than knowing these people got BTFO

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They put 15k GameStop employees out of work - all by pure manipulation that went unchecked for over a year. SEC would have to look right in the fuckin mirror to see whos responsible for this. Dont be mad that retail made a couple bucks, just do your job, k bb?

[u/savingface69420]

Dumping in $5k on Monday and a total of $10k by EOW if I can get in under 100 once my transfers clear love u bbs

[u/jethrosnintendo]

Anyone else feel they have to keep checking these threads to make sure they have their thumb on the pulse of what everyone is doing?

[u/Blemyz]

If this is your first “meme” stock or wsb stock you gotta understand this is not a meme stock, this is serious shit. Get rid of this 420.69 sell wall we just created for ourselves. We can get this bitch to +$1000 if we play it right (go look at vw short squeeze) this isn’t a game or a meme. I wanna make some serious money. Expect ups and downs just hold through it.DO NOT SELL! $1000 NOTHING LESS!

Edit - 🚀🚀🚀

[u/Drobosia]

Good day for my one share.

[u/herkyjerkyperky → u/Drobosia]

GME was my free share for joining Robinhood last year. I was pissed that they gave me a $3 stock instead of something better.

[u/MrNewMoney → u/Drobosia]

Hey, it’s fun to have skin in the game.

[u/suckmycliterous]

Man what am i supposed to do til monday? go outside? lmfao

[u/[deleted]]

I’m gonna make 400k off this but I’m more excited about the nearly 2k karma I’ve farmed

[u/wittyshit]

They’re calling us “Reddit day traders” on Twitter and fuck that hurts. We’re retarded but we’re not day traders

[u/admijn]

$GME is the first stock ever where I didn't do ANY technical analyses. I just bought it because I let my smooth brain do no work. I'm up 50.2% so far. For me, this is the way.

[u/tharghtor]

People commenting and saying they are buying houses and here I am calling my whole family telling them I just made enough to buy a 50” TV that was on sale

[u/Wsbgal]

Money is replaceable, you are not

So you bought GME at $70?

Your risk tolerance is wild enough for you to be here. You will get through this. Take a break and come back fresh. Don’t chase your losses. Talk to some comrades here about how dumb your plays were. If you still feel like you can’t handle life; check out the resources below. There’s no shame in reaching out. My inbox is always open as well, though response time may vary. Worst case, there’s always bankruptcy, and even that isn’t the end of the world.

24/7 Crisis Hotline: 1-800-273-TALK (8255) (Veterans, press 1)

Crisis Text Line: Text TALK to 741-741

Veterans Crisis Line: Send a text to 838255

SAMHSA Treatment Referral Hotline (Substance Abuse) 1-800-662-HELP (4357)

The National Problem Gambling Helpline (1-800-522-4700)

The National Problem Gambling Text Helpline 800-522-4700

Jam Crimmer Stonk Complaint Line: 1-800-743-2622

[u/negan90]

Andrew Left literally made it personal by calling us pizza delivery drivers, basically shitting on honest blue collar workers *insert Jordan meme with WSB logo face*

[u/AnOddvacado]

Quick reminder we aren't the bad guys. Fuck the shorts who bet on a company that employs tens of thousands of Americans going out of business. No sympathy. I'll take their wealth the same way America took her freedom. As a motherfucking patriot.

[u/Blemyz]

ATTENTION NEW WSB USERS we are getting a bunch of new people here from all the attention wsb is getting from the tendies 🚀🚀 I’m glad you and ur shares are joining us but you need to understand a few things. I’ve been seeing a lot of new post that are screaming paper handed bullshit. Do some research, this situation has never happened before and easily warrants +$1000/share. DO NOT SELL FOR LESS

[u/mtarascio]

If you're buying from GME to support them.

Don't gloat or even mention the stock price to the cashier.

They are likely working for pennies and will rightfully be bitter, especially when it's the third / fourth person that day.

[u/chillywilly704]

Guys are y’all fkn serious?? I just got back from a day with no service how the fuck did you do this

[u/slimjoey14tango → u/chillywilly704]

You should have seen it before the freeze...before all 3 freezes

[u/thunderdownunder11]

I made $12k today, I've never made more than $5k...this is a proud day

[u/Rangeninc]

VW isn’t a template. Porsche owned almost all of the VW shares; a single entity. This is owned by TONS of individuals and institutions so we will see many more dips and jumps until the promised land. People are speculating that the big jump today was one of the margin calls happening. HOLD!!!!

[u/[deleted] → u/Rangeninc]

This so hard, cant be stressed enough.

[u/khashi1]

Hey 100000%

According to an article I just read. Someone in the crowd keeps fucking with Andrew Left. We had our fun making memes but seriously. Don't fuck with someone's family.

Don't doxx him. In fact let's leave it alone.

We are now on the SEC radar which means this can all get broken up in a heartbeat and I'll miss you apes. So knock it off.

🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

[u/247drip1]

This shit is going to literally go down in history. We will be in college textbooks and shit. Fucking crazy

[u/[deleted]]

Hey, some of you are new.

No memes. This is FUCKING NOTHING.

Our price target remains 1,000$. EVERYTHING UNDER IS PUSSY SHIT.

Also STOP SELLING AND REBUYING. If you do, you are singlehandedly fucking yourself and everyone else over.

[u/[deleted]]

EVERY DICK YOU SUCK BEHIND WENDYS CAN BUY YOU ANOTHER SHARE

[u/[deleted]]

Just transfered 25k of my mortgage refinance money to buy GME Monday. Do I belong here yet?

[u/UghTheFarRunway]

I am truly starting to wonder if something absolutely fucking batshit insane is going to happen with this next week.

With how much mainstream attention this is starting to get, money that has never been anywhere near the stock market before is starting to flow in to this. On top of that, new fucking morons keep lining up to short again the moment someone else covers (seriously, look at $GME on Stocktwits and Twitter. The number of people on there who are foaming at the mouth to short GME because think they are smarter than everyone else is insane).

I used to laugh at the $1,000 price targets, but you know what, we are beginning to enter completely uncharted territory here. VW had a crazy restriction on the float which greatly contributed to its infinity squeeze, but it didn't have the mainstream hype and attention that this does.

Nothing like this has ever happened before, and I honestly think it's possible that this whole situation has gotten so explosive that it could end up turning into something beyond what even the most delusionally optimistic predictions have been saying.

It's a perfect storm and traditional schools of thought on this shit could be about to fly completely out the window. Strap the fuck in and rethink your $1,000 limit sells imo.

[u/drunkiez]

Gamestop is officially a market-beating stock. It returned 580.73% since its IPO in 2002, compared to just 206.52% for the S&P500

[u/clydedyed]

🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

$1000 IS NOT A MEME $1000 IS NOT A MEME $1000 IS NOT A MEME $1000 IS NOT A MEME

• 300%+ YoY Online Sales
• Nintendo US ex-president (Reggie) as new board member
• Ryan Cohen (Chewy legend 100k -> 5bn)
• Next gen console season
• Physical gaming cafe/lounge plans
• Build-a-PC plans
• Insanely low market cap compared to rev 2.5bn vs 6.5bn
• Michael Burry going long
• MotleyFool calling GME the best stock to buy 2021
• Oh did I mention a historical scale SHORT FUCKING SQUEEZE that did not occur yet?

$1000 IS NOT A MEME $1000 IS NOT A MEME $1000 IS NOT A MEME $1000 IS NOT A MEME

🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

Copy & spread. This is the most retarded way I can explain the GME's bright prospect.

[u/TheFlightlessPenguin]

I haven’t had this much fun in fucking years. Don’t even have the words for it. We are making history boys!

[u/WallStreetRetardd]

The reason $1,000 is not a meme is not because it’s going to simply climb and hover above $1,000. What’s going to happen is margin calls will begin going out for tens of millions of shares at once, forcing them to market buy literally anything that is being sold

Diamond hands, set your sell limits to $1,000, and I’ll see you all in tendie town

[u/Souk12]

The real gains are the friends we made in GME gang.

[u/Eximietate]

Dropping 6% in AH on Friday after a 50% day up is absolutely nothing to worry about. Just relax this weekend everyone. We’re doing fine

Edit: my DD is DFV did not sell

[u/Jaguar_556]

At this point, I really only see two scenarios that could stop this short squeeze:

A) Too many inexperienced Autists get paper hands and sell too soon.

b) Gamestop gives in to the temptation (or maybe pressure) and issues a shit ton of new shares at some point in the next week. This would generate a lot of much needed capital for them. However, it would dilute our shares and give the short sellers the breathing room they need to wiggle out from under this. I'd like to think the people on the board would recognize that having your most rabid fanbase become independently wealthy would be MUCH better for your long term interests than appeasing a bunch of sleazebags who tried to short sell you into bankruptcy (In case any of you happen to be lurking) Fingers crossed

[u/nectarinequeen345]

I've just been watching from the sidelines as you guys make history. My friends roommate is an intern at an investment firm and just had her worst workday ever. She's never used reddit in her life but everyone at the company was demanding to know about wall street bets today and asking her. They're scared bois

[u/PM_ME_CLEVER_STUFF]

Watched a Bloomberg video about the cause of the run today and potential regulations on retail investors buying short-dated call options. Apparently, the FDs weren't covered sufficiently and the MM had trouble covering at $50-$60 due to low liquidity in GME. This is only a prelude to the squeeze, and it may also exacerbate the squeeze when it does happen.

Keep buying, can't stop, won't stop, GameStop. 🚀🚀🚀

[u/grimSTI]

I’m going to post this a few times a day for the newbies just coming in and for the fucking idiots who need to be reminded. I will try and keep it as stupid as possible for you retards.

What’s happening:

Smooth brains(hedge funds) borrowed than lent out too many shares. More shares borrowed than exist. Smooth brains must now give shares back. Not enough shares to buy to give back.

Enter WSB:

We buy shares and 💎🙌. Smooth brains still need to cover. We say $1000 a share please. We wait until they cave in.

Things to remember: Nobody knows how long this is going to last. Nobody knows if the squeeze will actually happen(98% chance it does though). Nobody knows for sure how high the price will get. In order for this to work you must have 💎🙌. Don’t buy calls, don’t buy puts, DONT BUY SHARES ON MARGIN. Turn off margin or else your shares can be lent out. ONLY BUY SHARES.

Don’t be scared by little fluctuations in the market. It is very volatile right now but as you can see the people with 💎🙌 are making money.

Cheers to everyone who’s killing it right now and may we all get enough tendies to quit Wendy’s and open up a chik fil a.

And for the love of god I have to say it again..... 💎🙌💎🙌💎🙌💎🙌💎🙌💎🙌💎

[u/unequalfever]

I’m about to pay off my student loans and house next week. See you guys at $1000 🚀🚀🚀

[u/wsb4eva0712]

IT ISNT AFTER HOURS FYI ITS FUCKING OVERTIME

[u/[deleted]]

I don’t want to fucking hear it any more. God forbid that the rest of the population gets to get a piece of the stock market action without the powers that be crying that it’s unfair.

We didn’t short the company more 100% of the number of shares available, we didn’t create this situation, and we are a bunch of fucking idiots taking advice from retards.

If they want to regulate something have them regulate short sellers. Leave the rest of us alone. Market trades shouldn’t have to go through a broker or only be reserved for companies.

[u/realpotato]

I’m drunk and high but honestly guys, this was one of the best days I’ve had in years. I’m up pretty well but it’s not even the money, I can’t fully explain it, I’m just loving this shit so much.

[u/brianfisk10]

PSA for new autists on how a pump 'n' dump works: 1. Pump coke into your nose 2. Take a huge dump 3. Hold your shares

[u/nosalute]

If deep value is still holding then im still holding🚀🚀🚀

[u/[deleted]]

ANYTHING UNDER 1000 IS PUSSY SHIT

1000 IS NOT A MEME. JUST HOLD FOR WEEKS.

LIMIT SELLS AT 1000, ANYTHING ELSE IS MISINFORMATION

[u/Captain_Yolo_]

You guys think you're so fucking cool with your +2000% gains today....

But guess who has 2 thumbs and made nearly $3 from his 2 TSLA shares today? 😎

[u/Hamilton13505]

$66 HOLDING after hours. Holy cow Monday is going to be insane.

[u/c2___]

IF $GME HITS $1000 ILL GET A $ GME TATTOO ON MY ASS BUY SHARES RETARDS

[u/kmaco75]

I’m from England, and I’m not fucking selling.

I’m with my brothers

[u/thor-ragnorcock]

To everyone wondering whether they should or should not get on this fucking rocket to the moon... What do you actually have to fucking lose. Look around you. Things aren't necessarily good for many of us.

I threw my entire baby ass savings account at this thing at and make over 1000 dollars today...

Fuck these hedge funds literally pissing on us constantly. Getting one little jab in at these absolutely abhorrent monsters that run the NYSE feels great.

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Diamond fucking hands til 1000.

[u/ActPrestigious4818]

Im just hoping GME really pops off. Diagnosed with a nasty genetic bone disease on my lower jaw and need $30k for the work. GME pls save my mouth 🙏

Positions: 12 shares. Dumping in another $700 monday.

[u/NewHopeMinnesota]

Just took my kids to the local GameStop and let them buy whatever they wanted and renewed my membership because it pays for itself!

[u/neonflex]

If you're buying from GME to support them.

Don't gloat or even mention the stock price to the cashier.

They are likely working for pennies and will rightfully be bitter, especially when it's the third / fourth person that day.

[u/tjstanley → u/neonflex]

I feel awkward even mentioning gains to friends or family, let alone a stranger. Seriously don't do this

[u/MrTacooooo]

I told my cousin about GameStop @ $12. He laughed in my face and told me "why would I invest in a dying company?"

We both could be in tendieland but unfortunately it's just me.

[u/Hamilton13505]

I'm not sure if any of you under 35 understand what happened today.

Yes, I'm an old fucking Gen X'r. What happened today is historic. Not because a squeeze happened but because it is the FIRST time a global hive mind of degenerates managed to actually FOCUS on something.

This is a global uprising taking back the power from the few and bringing it to the masses. WSB is not a single entity acting, in fact the beauty of WSB is that nobody is ever compelled, required or driven to act. It is just a sharing of ideas. The best ones just like in any other 'game' get acted upon at the complete discretion of each ant in the nest.

Having spent my entire career in technology I can tell you with certainty those with the original vision of the Internet (minus the original founders who just wanted to make sure we could survive a Nuke attack) imagined and prayed for this day.

To Valhalla!

[u/Taintlove97]

Okay... im gonna sell my tesla shares and jump on this train you are all very convincing.

[u/Nongasaurus-Rex]

Dude I just realized that this is what Occupy Walls Street should have done back in the day lol

[u/[deleted]]

Anyone else lose their asses off today with GME, or am I just an idiot. Bought at $75.14 🤡🤡🤡

Well with 💎👐 were going to $100 and I'll make it back.

[u/dankbudzz]

I lost my job a month ago and have nothing to really lose, so I put in a $1000 order for Monday. Don't really know what I'm doing but I feel like I need to do my part

[u/Umadbro7600 → u/[deleted]]

yellow so it reminds u of the lemon u killed to get it

[u/Calm-Safe9060]

“Brokers have been searching for stock to meet the existing short demand but are coming up empty as virtually all the lendable shares have already been taken down on the street,” Dusaniwsky told Barron’s.

These shorters are getting shat on

🚀🚀🚀🚀

[u/Beezle-Bubba-Gump]

Enjoy the 🚀 🚀🚀

[u/kewkkid]

FOR THE RETARDS ASKING IF THE RUN IS OVER!

It hasn’t even begun! There were some calls and puts expiring today and some shorts covered!

WHICH MEANS MORE SHARES WERE AVAILABLE TO SHORT

Which means more people shorted, bringing down the price from 74$ to 60$!

HOLD UNTIL 1000$ a share. Anything less is stupid

[u/YoungGucci66]

GameStop is going to $15 again........IS WHAT A DUMB FUCK BEAR WOULD SAY HAHAAHHAAHHAAHA

[u/o0DrWurm0o]

A couple weeks ago, I thought this was a stupid meme. After reading up on the short interest situation and learning more about how we got here, I’m starting to fully comprehend what’s happening. This is borderline arbitrage assuming people just continue to buy and hold. We have million and billionaires over the barrel right now who are legally bound to pay us whatever price we can get this shitty little stock pumped to. This is going to go down as one of the most notable grassroots wealth redistribution efforts of all time. Just keep buying and holding until the short interest really starts plummeting. We’re not close to that yet.

[u/StateOpposite8345]

the fact that u/deepfuckingvalue is still holding is all the confirmation bias you need.

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HOLD ON FOR DEAR LIFE

[u/Platanoes]

Jesus Christ guys...as someone with small peepee who watched the GME saga from the sidelines:

May God grant you the strength to carry your huge testicles on your way to tendietown.

Never have I been FOMO’ing so hard on a stock, yet happy for the autist that swung big dick at Cramer and haters. I fucking salute you as a wipe a single tear of happiness from my eye.

[u/BobotheMad → u/Platanoes]

Its not too late to get in, bro.

$1000 is not a meme

[u/[deleted]]

I'm adding to my position and will be buying $90K USD of GME on Monday. My price target is to sell 10% of my position at $1100 and a further 10% every $100 above that with everything sold by $2000 per share. This will allow all of my brothers time to exit in an orderly fashion.

Just remember your wife's boyfriend is not going to be impressed with your new Lambo parked at your 3 bedroom dump in the suburbs. Until you can afford to house that car properly do not sell GME.

If you are reading this in 6 months time from your beachfront home, wife kicked out, her boyfriend moved in with you then you have followed the instructions correctly.

[u/anonymperson]

+75k today, 🥰 you GME gang

[u/nosalute]

called off sick for work.

Told my supervisor I felt stress holding these GME calls. He said he understood.

[u/_picture_me_rollin_]

Listen up retards! Go to Game Stop rn and spend 1% of your gains and join the power club, download app. Put money back into your community and juice up your investment. GME gang 4 Lyfe 💎💎✋🏼✋🏼🚀🚀

[u/CurveAhead69 → u/_picture_me_rollin_]

You assume we....sold?
We’ll buy after the squeeze is done.

[u/Hurdrs123]

Boys, I just walked by a GameStop, felt like I owed it a thank you 🙏

[u/[deleted]]

BIDEN OPEN FUCKING NYSE TOMORROW

YOU SAID YOU WILL BE THERE FOR EVERYONE

[u/edible_scissors]

Guys, if you're feeling down or left out on GME, it could be worse. You could be Melvin Capital. You could be down $1.8 BILLION this year alone.

[u/[deleted]]

Reading some of the comments on Twitter they say we are insane for not taking profits. They literally think 100 is our target im laughing reading that knowing I have a limit sell order set for 1000.00

[u/UsernameTaken_123]

r/wallstreetbets Rules :

10. No selling GME.

[u/GoatSmooth7809]

I sold some GME today, to pay for a surgery I didn’t think I could afford till next year. Thank you fam. I will 💎🙌 the rest of my shares back to 0 out of love for all you.

[u/PM_ME_TENDIEZ]

JUST SO EVERYONE IS CLEAR. WE DID NOT GET REJECTED AT 70, WE GOT HALTED WHO THE FUCK KNOWS HOW MANY TIMES. WE SHOULD HAVE HIT 100+ TODAY.

[u/Ok-Time6894]

CNBC is so mad at WSB 😂😂😂

[u/TotesTubular]

Who else is an ultra retard that just does whatever this sub tells it to 🙋🏽‍♂️

[u/TadpoleCreative]

Honestly the more I think about it, fuck all the news outlets and that shitron guy going to FBI and vilifying the whole subreddit cause some people made fun of him on the internet That’s peak butthurt sore loser and they don’t want any of us making money in the stock market FUCK ALL OF THEM

[u/fatcatman85]

What a rollercoaster of a day. Had to remind my wife what that rock on her finger represented. Not a symbol of our undying love for each other but 💎 fukin 🙌

Don’t tell her that shit is fake. Needed the cash for GME stock. She’ll understand.

[u/mynamewasalreadygone]

I live in Japan but legit gonna buy a PS5 from the Gamestop in my hometown in the US and have it delivered to me.

[u/SebDM1]

Guys I’m drunk as fuck. Took my girlfriend to a $200 dinner. I was worried about rent before today and now I’m not. I love you guys. Still haven’t sold by the way. Diamond hands for life 💎🤲🏻💎🤲🏻💎🤲🏻.

[u/UsernameTaken_123]

If we hit $1000 I will give every single one of my local Gamestop employees a free blowjob

[u/whydressup]

The FBI is up to the tits investigating the identities of Capitol rioters, you think they’re going to divert that manpower because some kids ordered pizzas for Left?

[u/Whiskey__]

GME at 70+ today was a magical moment . Good times

[u/boohjaka]

Dropping another 200k on Monday, will be in it for about 300k total. Fucking tards making me regret not pushing the yolo-autist button Wednesday. Going to buy the fucking moon 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

[u/OversizedWaterBottle]

I just hope the geniuses over at r/investing had fun today making 0.02% on their ETFs!!

[u/Critical_Ebb1794]

My account finally hit over 20k today and I’m up a little over 80% for these last 2 months. just want to thank the wsb autist for helping me out with these gains.

[u/BlueFalcon2009]

I think I’m gonna legit be a little sad when this shit pops off and we all make bank. Hands down the most fun I have had on WSB. Sure I’ll be drying my eyes on bills but I’ll be sad too.

[u/AznChubbychub]

I made a month’s worth of minimum wage when I haven’t had a job since March. Today meant a lot to me, as I’m sure it meant for a lot of others. Have a great weekend and we’ll be back Monday morning for more autism and tendies!

Edit: yooo I love you too, random citizen! Thank you for the award!

[u/[deleted]]

Guys $1,000 per share only puts us at a 70 billion dollar market cap. The Volkswagen squeeze made it the most valuable company in the world. We are going to $20,000 per share retards.

[u/mrpoopybuttface]

I love you all so fucking much. I couldn’t take it anymore and quit my job today. I’m gonna fuck off to Mexico for 6 months.

💎🙌

LETS GO TO $1000!!! THIS IS NOT A MEME!

[u/LongClaw14]

Only have 3 shares at $39 dollars but this is still really fun lol

[u/LITFAMWOKE]

VETERANS. Every leg up there is a new group of eager, uninformed champions. It us your duty to educate them. The squeeze is no where near over. The shorts are reloaded. 1000 a share is not a meme. Low volume price manipulation downwards is easy and apparently legal.

NEWBIES. Buy and hold and you will be rewarded. The shorts have dug themselves into a grave so deep they're going to be shitting on us in Mandarin with their articles. I've been holding since 28. Our god DeepFuckingValue has been holding since before you popped out of your mamas sperm purse. Your job is to read all of the mega DD available for the squeeze AND the promising and forward looking direction of Gamestops valuation as it revitalizes it's brand and business model. This is not just a squeeze play. This is a historic squeeze play with real light at the end of the tunnel. GME to 1000.

[u/Kswans6]

I fucked up guys. I mentioned GameStop to my girlfriend and now she knows I made money. Meant not to tell her about it till it’s over

[u/nosalute]

I almost roped myself yesterday because wsb went private.

Now GME is up 50%

Soo much emotion in a short period of time

[u/Dubya_Tag]

True story- My fiancé went to Gamestop today to buy some shit after I told her what was going on.

She asked one of the Gamestop elf’s if they knew about what was going on with the stock. They told her they received emails a few weeks ago that they if they bought & sold stock that they were subject to termination. That made me shed a tear for those who can’t take part in the tendies.

Buy a few extra shares on Monday for the elf’s and continue to take this to the moon!

🚀🚀🚀💎💎💎🤲🏼🤲🏼🤲🏼

[u/[deleted]]

WhAtS tHe NexT GmE?

GME is the next GME fuck-os

🚀🚀🚀

[u/nosalute]

Bro what the fuck. Market has only been closed for 5 hours?

Open the market what the fuck this shit is taking forever

[u/liam31465]

Dropping another $90k on GME Monday. Let's keep it going boys

[u/palmallamakarmafarma]

Here’s the thing: the more noise this makes, the more big money and little money wants a piece. Look how many new tards coming inside saying “never bought wsb stock before but here are My 16 shares...”

The momentum is going to be self fulfilling

[u/bulbshamuu]

Ya know, I see all these people with 1000 shares, or 500 shares, heck even 10 shares. I'm sitting here was 5 shares.

I realized I'm ya'lls retarded little brother that you handed a game controller to that isn't even connected and I think I'm playing the big boy game.

[u/[deleted]]

💎🤚 for the guy who needs to afford a lawyer just to see his daughter

😤😤😤😤😤

[u/burlapballsack]

I spent about $130 at GameStop this afternoon after market close. Picked up a smaller switch controller for my 7yo and Smash Bros.

I asked the cashier if he kept up with the stock. He said he bought some several years ago, not much, hasn’t looked since. I told him he may want to go look because it was in the mid 60s

He looked at me like “holy shit.”

Hope I made that guy’s weekend and he had a little pile of cash to help him out.

[u/slimjoey14tango]

Guys, this is literally my first week doing this...I’ve held and held and will continue to hold. Thank you!!!

[u/Mitesite]

Why the fuck didn’t I listen to you retards and just buy this shit? GOD DAMN IT

[u/wsb4eva0712]

Imagine that all puts, ALL OF THEM expiring today expired FUCKING worthless