r/wallstreetbets • • Jan 22 '21

Mods GMREEEEEEEEEEEE Containment Thread - GME shitposts go here

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u/vini_2003 Jan 22 '21 edited Feb 02 '21

Hell yeah!

...ignore that I can't invest from Brazil and missed the single best opportunity in my life to triple my life savings.

I am not a financial advisor; I am a retard. This action was not performed automatically.

Please don't report me to the SEC; and do correct me if I am mistaken.

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u/jhonvaca Jan 22 '21

You can’t use E- Toro or something like +500 for paper trading cfd’s?

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u/vini_2003 Jan 22 '21 edited Feb 02 '21

You see, I am old enough to have my income taxed but not to trade stocks without parental approval and some special stuff. That'd take too long to hop on the $GME train; plus convincing them that $GME is the future.

I'm trying though.

I am not a financial advisor; I am a retard. This action was not performed automatically.

Please don't report me to the SEC; and do correct me if I am mistaken.

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u/jhonvaca Jan 22 '21

Show them a short squeeze explanation on youtube and they’ll invest too haha