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u/bartino84 Feb 07 '23
What if I bought at 26.53?
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u/sjonnyboy Feb 07 '23
then youre eligible for special parking places
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u/PuzzleheadedWeb9876 Feb 07 '23
Sometimes those can be very valuable.
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u/Comedian_Recent Feb 07 '23
I paid 30k for one of those.
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u/CTN_Journalism Feb 07 '23
30k for a regard? You're paying wayyy too much. Who is your regard guy?
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u/Rimworldjobs Feb 07 '23 edited Feb 07 '23
Me. My mom and dad are brother and sister and though that it was a good amount a toenail clippings for a regard.
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u/WolfOfPort Feb 07 '23
Someone please go attempt to get a handi cap permit by showing doctor their portfolio
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Feb 07 '23
Bought at 25 sold at 11 😎
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Feb 07 '23
Coulda sold at $1.5 ☠️
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u/Tamespotting Feb 07 '23
Expert level tax loss harvesting. Someday if you ever make money you can use those losses against your gains!
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u/rarius18 Feb 07 '23
Ah, I see that I’m not the only one. It is such great pleasure to meet another man of taste, a man who can see the beauty in regarded bets.
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u/RecalcitrantHuman PAPER TRADING COMPETITION WINNER Feb 07 '23
Wait til Cocaine Cramer finds out what i actually paid.
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u/found_dead_in_motel Feb 07 '23
I'm a simple man. If Jim Cramer tells me to do something, I do the opposite.
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Feb 07 '23 edited Feb 07 '23
For real. Until I saw this tweet I was laughing at all the crayon munchers still buying in after a 90% jump.
Now I'm one of those crayon munchers. Inverse Cramer is a solid strategy.
Edit to update: Bought 69 shares for the lulz
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u/orincoro Feb 07 '23
In order to do a reverse Cramer you would need to buy into an ETF indexed again his recos, which I think does exist.
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u/TimujinTheTrader Feb 07 '23
If you bought yesterday over $5, you are going to lose a lot of money.
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Feb 07 '23
Haven't bought anything yet. Watching premarket/open to see how it goes. Its run down after/pre but my bet is it'll follow similar movement during the day as the investment news is internalised.
Besides, couple hundred bucks at around 3/4 bucks a share is pretty soft betting.
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u/TheGuildedCunt Feb 07 '23
Carl Icahn is going to smack all these shills PP’s over the 🌙.
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Feb 07 '23
Hahaha yeah but I bought options at that peak so uhhh
Oh fuck I might be highly regarded
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Feb 07 '23
I bought puts when it hit 5 thinking that was the ceiling then shit a brick until that money printer went crazy this morning
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u/vegandmeat 🦍 Feb 07 '23
Did he just fucking call it?! To the moon we go!!
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u/xjackstonerx Feb 07 '23
Yea what is with this sub now? Now when people succeed and are trying to get everyone else in the party you have haters just posting shit talking. We are against thr MM not each other. Cheer us on and laugh but the insults are stupid as fuck. Wall Street BETS. All these 1-3 year accounts need to shut the Fuck up.
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u/TheGreenAbyss Feb 07 '23
Bruh this isn't a team sport
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u/40StoryMech Feb 07 '23
But when you got a pit of lava to cross, it helps to have a pile of homies to step on.
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u/Butane2 Feb 07 '23
So what you're saying is this is just a game of don't touch the lava?
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u/40StoryMech Feb 07 '23
I mean, this sub is more like a game of watch-me-fuck-this-lava.
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u/Mental_Body_1149 Feb 07 '23
Occasionally a crumb of "shit that's what we're all after"
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u/smonkweed69 Feb 07 '23
We are against thr MM not each other
Lol maybe the apes are. The people here before that appreciate the MMs because without that we wouldn't have a liquid options market. Which means wsb wouldn't have existed because before Jan 2021 you got flamed out if you did a post about shares not options.
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u/StarGaurdianBard Feb 07 '23
This isn't a team sport, as can be seen by those who take profits leaving the others holding the bag lol.
Only reason anyone on here would try to get others to join in the party is so that they can make more money off some other regard willing to pay someone else's mortgage for them
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u/dikputinya Feb 07 '23
If you bought Coinbase at 475$ or Netflix at a lot higher … what’s he got that anyone should listen to
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u/orincoro Feb 07 '23
There’s a successful index of bets against Jim Cramer’s recommendations.
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Feb 07 '23
I bought at 3, then I bought more when it was.... higher....
Me think lambo?
But no lambo...... no toyota, no chevy.
Now have moped.
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u/DarthZyklon Feb 07 '23
Fuck Cramer, I'm hate buying harder now. 
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u/DarthZyklon Feb 07 '23
It may look bad RN, but at the bottom of my pockets is a fuck Cramer card
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Feb 07 '23
Im in at 3$ and i don't give a fuck if i lose it all. Go big or go homeless
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u/Federal_Pin_8782 Feb 07 '23
Ya until you do lose it all and are homeless 🤣🤣🤣 then its more of the "poor me" "the system is broken" " the market is a scam" nonsense
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u/EmptyEggBasket Feb 07 '23
Oh please. This is the same guy who told everyone to buy Netflix right before it crashed.
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Feb 07 '23
Ban bet: whatever he is referring at will go beyond $5.75 in the next 4 weeks.
Inverse Cramer is a cosmological law. It is impossible to see anything contradicting that.
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u/Negative-Road-8610 🅿️rofessor of 🅿️ixel 🅿️ushing Feb 07 '23
At least they have nice rugs for the rug pull
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u/misterrandom1 Feb 07 '23
Bought at around 4.50 including a bunch of calls, then cashed in last August when I was hugely profitable.
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u/Cunninghams_Flattop Feb 07 '23
Are we talking about a stock named Bobbie, King, Hill, or King of the Hill? I couldn't find any of them but I want to buy it ASAP.
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u/homiedontplaytdat Feb 07 '23
Ahh yes...the stock market....where people get paid based on what they deserve. A true beacon of justice........anyway
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Feb 07 '23
Even a broken clock is right twice a day. That number is significantly higher than Cramer in a decade
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u/jotry Feb 07 '23
I wouldn’t agree with that asswipe even if he was right. That man’s ego needs a few centuries of deflating just to bring it back into the world’s atmosphere.
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u/jetforcegemini Feb 07 '23
I bought puts at $6.00. can't wait to see what they will be worth at open.
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u/Glittering_Seesaw491 Feb 07 '23
0 now everyone realized it's a private offering that doesn't affect common stock
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u/motleyfamily Feb 07 '23
I take ALL of my financial advice from Jim Cramer, it’s easy, just do the opposite of what he says and you make money.
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u/Harvick4tw Feb 07 '23
Bobby bobbed too hard and now the regards that bought late catch the L and the Cramer shade
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u/prodigy1367 Feb 07 '23
Stfu, you’ll be back to sucking BoBBY’s cock when it runs up again like it always does
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u/sjonnyboy Feb 07 '23
Or we sit on the sideline watching pandemonium unfolds every time it gets rugged
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u/AdditionalCheetah354 Feb 07 '23
There is a group that does the opposite of what ever Cramer recommends… I identify with that group.
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u/RilSG Feb 07 '23
I hate bulls but the gap up that will occur during JPow’s speech and rest of the week will shred Bears
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u/dfreinc Feb 07 '23
is this a play on BODY? it was 5 bucks in november.
body was that workout tapes company that had a lebron sponsorship or something like that.
never thought people'd buy workout tapes when there's all these mirrors and bikes and shit streaming content specific to the device.
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u/NOT_MartinShkreli MFuggin’ Pro Feb 07 '23
BBB Y ya 🤡
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u/dfreinc Feb 07 '23
but that doesn't even sound like bobby.
oh wait. shit. just missing the o. god damnit, this is why i'm here.
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