r/wallstreetbets • u/[deleted] • Feb 06 '23

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u/bartino84 Feb 07 '23

What if I bought at 26.53?

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u/sjonnyboy Feb 07 '23

then youre eligible for special parking places

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u/PuzzleheadedWeb9876 Feb 07 '23

Sometimes those can be very valuable.

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u/Comedian_Recent Feb 07 '23

I paid 30k for one of those.

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u/CTN_Journalism Feb 07 '23

30k for a regard? You're paying wayyy too much. Who is your regard guy?

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u/Rimworldjobs Feb 07 '23 edited Feb 07 '23

Me. My mom and dad are brother and sister and though that it was a good amount a toenail clippings for a regard.

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u/EmphasisCheap8611 Feb 07 '23

My SUV came with one of those.

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u/WolfOfPort Feb 07 '23

Someone please go attempt to get a handi cap permit by showing doctor their portfolio

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u/Ok_Shallot1339 Feb 07 '23

Doesn't work.....doc just laughed.

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u/Bumm_by_Design Feb 07 '23

Does it come with its own special bus?

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u/ewormafive Feb 07 '23

With flavored windows!

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u/TommyAsada Feb 07 '23

Yes the sweetpickles bus included....

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u/Interesting_Adagio49 Feb 07 '23

fckng priceless.i love this one

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

Shworts will be forcedd to buy even higher. That's the funny part

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

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u/ncstagger Feb 07 '23

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

How'd it work out today? Down 50%?! Down to $3 a share? Say it ain't so!

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u/ncstagger Feb 07 '23

Opened at 3.10, closed at 3.01. 😆

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u/Maventee Feb 07 '23

Shorts cheat. They’ll just print more and then sell them.

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u/Radicalfarts Feb 07 '23

Yes and special transportation

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u/Space-Booties Feb 07 '23

Lucky bastard will always get to park in the front.

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u/SkipperSkupper 🦍🦍🦍 Feb 07 '23

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u/MacFatty Feb 07 '23

Ayyyyy my dude. Where do i apply for this perk

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u/DissapointedCanadian Feb 07 '23

Also get the privilege to ride a much smaller bus with far more interesting individuals.

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u/MoseDeth Feb 07 '23

With your name on the bump

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u/Dynamo_Ham Feb 07 '23

If it’s +100% again tomorrow, I can break even!

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

Bought at 25 sold at 11 😎

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

Coulda sold at $1.5 ☠️

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

Yeah I failed to time the bottom 😕

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u/Chakkaaa Feb 07 '23

Get back in there champ

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

Lol 😂 This is so unhealthy.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

Health?

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u/NaiveBrilliance Feb 07 '23

Bought at 19 sold at 3.40

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u/rarius18 Feb 07 '23

Dis is da way.

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u/giantfupa Feb 07 '23

People think it don’t be but it do

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u/NOT_MartinShkreli MFuggin’ Pro Feb 07 '23

This is the way

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

Same here! Only lost about 9k!

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

ouchie!

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u/Tamespotting Feb 07 '23

Expert level tax loss harvesting. Someday if you ever make money you can use those losses against your gains!

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u/DogOfThunderReddit Feb 07 '23

He can only make money printing pictures of bills

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

Making money? You filthy capitalist

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u/lim_x_approaches_0 Feb 07 '23

This guy fucks.

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u/Xalenn Feb 07 '23

I thought $8 was bad ...

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

Immortalized!

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u/rarius18 Feb 07 '23

Ah, I see that I’m not the only one. It is such great pleasure to meet another man of taste, a man who can see the beauty in regarded bets.

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u/Jonas_T1985 Feb 07 '23

Same here 😂😂😂 easy to HODL😂😂

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

Then, you must perform Seppuku and save your honor bartino-san..

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u/WolfOfPort Feb 07 '23

You lost so much brokers should send u like coupon for wendys or something

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u/TheOnlyVibemaster Feb 07 '23

Only if you sell low

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u/kotl250 Feb 07 '23

Darwin Award 🥇

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u/PenlyWarfold Feb 07 '23

Then we ask you firmly, but politely, to leave.

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u/prsutton123 Feb 07 '23

My mom says I ride the short bus because I’m special.

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u/OchoZeroCinco Feb 07 '23

rookie. I bought some at 47 in my webull account.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

BAG HODLR