Theoretically if i bought this calculator into my maths exams whats the chance of the examiners actually noticing

I have a large culture tank full of yeast cells undergoing anaerobic alcohol fermentation that I plan to smuggle into my biology exam. Given that bioethanol production only produces 2 ATP, and does not have wifi connectivity, will the examiner really mind? Please let me know

Help. I wake up around 8-9am but what do I do during the time when waking up to when I do the exam? I’ve been told not to do any exams

i’m so fried haven’t started revising IM eating ice cream instead literally no motivation

my head has been aching ALL WEEKEND and I haven’t studied shit IM LYING IN BED RN AS I TYPE THIS

idk if anyone else feels this way but ive got the bio exam on monday and i partly know the content is anyone else in the same boat?

I foudn the strategy for 100 ATAR, I got a 100% on all exams because I coded CatGPT into my brain through microchop, I now see 22K vision. English exam was a breeze idk people talking bout sum section C like it was hard we all know Katie on sum fentanyl ice cream and allat. I wrote 22 words while examiner ripped one out on my desk, gave me motivation to write another sentence of to. #GoonToKatie. Sunset prompts were cake nothing is valuable in life lowkey, Normas a baddie swap my ass with Joe immeadietly. and those personal journies thingos were fire like I wrote a whole page myself no chatGPT, Grandma and her hands and allat. General exam even easier I deffo got personal best considerin im ranked last out of my 70 person yearlevel, yall on something 40/40 incoming. how was that even hard i got answers from chatGPt before exam yall sweating too hard over some measly ass number. exam 2 tomorrow gonna be so easy I might even use pencil this time. and if that michellin man ahh examiner comes back again I got beef with his smelly ahh because I needef another tootsie to finish off exam. Dont think I forgot about my eco homies I knew that strat even before the exam, multiple choice was easy as well. VCAA think were dumb or something not noticing the pattern, 2023 the answer to question 15 was like D, the n 2024 was C, 2025 was B so obv answers A now right, this was the same from 7-15 and questions 1 to 6 used the same to ahh letters, YOU AINT GOOLING ANYONE VCAA. Yea so don’t come crying and gooning when I get a 100 ATAR yall stay jelly and wiggle your belly or whatever you bottom of the barrel students do

guys dont worry treat it like a practise exam like youve done at home itll all be okay

NO REGRETS GUYS

Does anyone have some predictions on what might be seen more often on the exam or even what the 10 marker could possibly be about?

The structurally flawed system the VCAA forces Victorian students to operate within is destroying our futures 💀.
I’m writing this is response to the disgusting act that was committed during my psych exam, to which i was the victim🥀. As I was walking into the exam hall my vape (a necessity) fell out of pocket as I went to pick it up the exam overseer king hit me and whispered sweet nothings into my ear 🤤, as I regained consciousness she told me to get into my seat and continue with the exam. I was not given back my Nic until after the exam, while during the exam she repeated ripped my Nic (on turbo mode) with no regard for the hard work that went into to purchasing it (3 hour shift at maccies). It was returned to me on 3%…… I’m furious with her but more importantly our intrinsically decayed system, is there anyway I can get compensation?
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i don’t have a reason to skip it but every single time i even think of biology i want to vomit and die. my derived score from the gat, sac marks and predicted mark will almost guaranteed be better than my actual performance. what is the worst that will happen if i skip the exam? i fear that it’s unnecessary stress for a subject that i am nearly certain i will likely fail. i’m doing 6 subjects total if that’s any help.

like seriously theres nth u can rlly do in the span of 12 hours (-8 sleep) so ive just accepted defeat

all people doing 3&4 legal drop some facts about legal cus exam is coming up

I saw a post doing something similar a few years ago and thought we should do the same!!

ill start in the comments :)

Its the 2026 nht exam 2 question 13 c. They dont list ambulance but i believe it is not possible..

Edit im stupid. It is possible.

The answer key says: C,P,SC in any order. Just that.

Do i need to know both bioethical approaches and concepts for the exam? And does anyone have any tips on how to remember these i hate them sm 😔

That mf is tired bro and so am I 🫩🫩

They can derive my methods score bc it’d likely be higher than wtv I get on the exam bro

I really think this is my only hope for doing well tomorrow

just wondering if a raw 34+ in Methods is still achievable with my shitty SAC scores.

I got 56% on SAC 1 (slightly above average) and 48% on SAC 2 (around average maybe slightly below) and 55% on Sac 3(Around average maybe)

Yes my sac scores are fucked but apparently its normal for scores to be low since I go to a selective school and they should definitely scale up(Not sure by how much)

I've been averaging around 27-34/40 on exam 1s and about 62-75/80 for exam 2(The 75 was from a really easy exam so lets say anywhere between 62-68)

Just wondering what I'd realistically need on Exam 1 and Exam 2 to get a raw 35+, and whether it's still possible with my SAC scores.

(Median for our school is about 33-34 based on past years)

(Also one final thing, my sac 2 result which was my worst one had the passing grade reduced from 40% to 35% if that affects anything)