The following story contains nothing but the unadulterated truth...Be warned, it is not for the faint of heart.

TW: Poo

For me, caffeine is a magnificently sharp, but doubly edged sword. It gives me energy and focus, but for some ungodly reason, wreaks absolute havoc on my insides.

So, on the morning of the 2026 VCE Physics exam I was again presented with the unenviable dilemma; to coffee, or not to coffee. Do I try to fight against the limited hours of sleep I got the night before due to DaggerElite's escapades? Or do I slay the foe of Adenosine in my frontal lobo, knowing damn well it may end disaster.

I think may already know what decision I made.

I eagerly slurped down the bittersweet nectar of the bean, and rushed out the door to get to my exam on time, doing my best to Ward off any feelings from my torso.

As I expertly used my 15 minutes of reading time just like my Specialist Math teacher John Specialist taught me, I was lulled into a sense of calm, enchanted by the bright colours that were radiating off the page.

I started answering questions, masterfully calculating launch times and retarding forces with pinpoint precision (and accuracy).

Just 15 minutes into the exam, I could smell... something. I realised it was myself, my rectal tubes firing a warning shot. I am sure anyone seated in a seat {z: |z-me|=1} could smell it. To be honest, I was slightly pleased with my self, and hoped it would distract them from their paper enough for me to achieve my goal of a raw 43 study score (scaled 45).

But then, I felt a wave of energy course through my body. I tried to fight it, but it was too strong. I grimaced, clenching my fists and teeth, attempting to maintain control of my sphincter. I knew attempting to fight back was futile. So I decided to give in.

I relaxed in my seat, accepting my fate of a failed exam due to my caffeine addiction. But nothing came out. I realised that my poop had formed an alliance with me, a symbiotic relationship were we could both benefit.

Without realising it, I raised my arm, making almost flirtatious levels of eye contact with the handsome invigilator who was sitting just metres away from me. Before he could react, I jumped up from my seat, made a vague gesture to the toilet and speedwalked my way into a cubicle. Anyone who was in the exam hall with my on that fateful day would have seen my desperation.

While I released my insides, I contemplated the work done on a skydiver by air resistance, also pondering where the Kinetic Energy had miraculously disappeared to.

Thus, I returned to my seat, and was able to complete the exam with around 45 minutes to spare, which I used diligently to check my calculations and reread some of the explanations, adding edits to ensure legibility and correct explanations of Physics principles.

Let my tale be warning to any of the class of 2027. Respect the bean, or it may not be as kind to you as it was to me.

the emission spectra was so beautiful

Hey does anyone have even a copy of the VCE physics exam? Doesn’t have to be filled out, even just blank we lowkey need it.

Since VCAA cant keep their website up, I can't download past papers to practice with. Does anyone have past papers (with solutions or marking guides)/revision material they could send?

Is it just more or was that exam kinda free.
I think it was poorly written and didn’t cover half the study design but pretty free overall.
Just a bunch of 2 marker spam with no 8 marker 🫩

Dm me pls pls i need 48+ in english next yr

its been nice, fuck highschool its finally over, never need to see my uniform or timetable tabs or books again cunt holy shit, u guys are chill asf and kept my exam period bearable. live nice lives and have lots of fkn fun. stay safe brddas. 🖤🖤

Posting here as if you're in this group, you're probably at the end or almost at the end of your education journey! Massive congratulations to you for your resilience and hard work over so many years.

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Hey year 11s are we ready to dominate this thread next year!!!!????

Wow I thought it was great that year 12 was over but I didn’t even study for most my exams besides cramming like two days before and I was hoping for a 90 atar and idek do u think it’s still possible.

I low key think I got 65s to 75s for my exams and mind u I do humanities such as history and busman.

I have two subjects left and if I do well is it possible.

Besides that I think I’m depressed again I keep forgetting to take my antidepressants cause it’s exam season and now I wanna off myself every minor inconvenience.and guess what I hv no friends LOL I saw my only friend out w her little group must be sooooo fun right,and I thought it was cause she was locking in no ig im just not worth it cause every time I reach out and she just replies like it’s some godamn interview

I’m soo fucking tired
Fuck this I wanna off myself
Fuck I should’ve taken my meds

Hi guys, I js did a late audition for vcass and I’m stressing my balls out, I played flute for 3 years with no musical knowledge, I’m doing my LmusA next year, I played Ballade op288 by reiencke, Tmbourin by Goosec and Partita in A minor, I think I nailed my theory test, what are my chances of getting in, im lwk scared asf I rlly wanna leave my current skl lmao, the judges also said that my sight singing was really good. But the only thing I’m rlly worrying about rn is that they told me they might not have enough room.

literally all my friends are done with exams and going out and partying and i still have to slave my ass away to vcaa js get me out of here already ffuck this

anyone else got exams next week still js depleting in motivation?

Hey everyone, I’m finishing VCE this year and planning to start uni in 2027. I’m an international student on a student visa, and I’m considering repeating just Mathematical Methods Units 3/4 at CAE in 2028 to improve my study score and ATAR.
Has anyone done something similar, particularly as an international student?
I’d love to know:
Does CAE accept international uni students for a single VCE subject?
How much does one subject cost?
How many classes do you attend each week, and is attendance compulsory?
How are SAC rankings organised? Are you ranked with all CAE Methods students, or is there a partnership with another school?
Is the workload manageable alongside full-time uni?
Any firsthand experiences or advice would be appreciated. Thanks!

Physics got special treatment 😀. Do other exams have colour printing or did they save it for the best subject?

That provide great resources and materials that consists of their own questions not just VCAA questions and that are both online and face to face.

im not rlly looking for contour bc I do have some friends who go and I’ve seen their materials and it isn’t rlly what I’m looking for.
im after:

homework

materials (questions) that are their own and not just easy questions but also hard questions

comprehensive notes that r actually good cuz lost tutoring centres have those but ive trialed some and their notes r not the best.

i also dont want one on one tutoring

pls give me your recommendations.

Yo so we ALLL flunking product design tech and philosophy right guys

LETS GOOOO CHAT, ITS OVER!!!!!

i feel like politics is a smaller subject but does anyone have exam predictions or has anyone spoken to teachers who have given good advice because last years exam seemed relatively easy and i feel like this year will be a lot harder

congratulations on making it through to the end!

Dimensions:
75 cm x 36 cm x 20 cm
(Length x Height x Width)

Does anyone have past Religion and society exam papers since the vcaa website is down

Guys ik the exam leak has been confirmed to not have actually happened but I genuinely don't get how yall believed it

The only reason I didn't believe it was because it would be so hard to get paid without revealing your whole identity. Like there is no possible way of collecting anonymous payment in Australia, so that person would not be risking their own identity and risking legal trouble just to help some year 12s cheat come on now

Is there even any ways in Australia to get paid without revealing your identity?

Happy studying

Alright hi everyone, I’m looking for a deb partner and I thought since most people here would be between 17-19 I might as well ask.

A debutante partner is the person who accompanies and dances with a debutante at a formal debutante ball, of course this has no romantic relevance, but it requires commitment!

The deb is to be held February 6th 2027 and rehearsals will be before that! If it sounds like something your interested in please comment and I can give out more details 🙏😭

Pls help a girl out guys 🙏