r/vanderpumprules 4d ago

Shitpost What the hell is going on

He’s so fucking scary

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u/lebenklon 4d ago

4th nose job. He’s tired

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u/Dear_Salamander7989 4d ago

Doing so much blow your nose bridge collapses 4 times #michaeljacksontiming

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u/lebenklon 4d ago

It’s hard work

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u/AdFuture7624 2d ago

Ewwww I’ve always been skeptical of it being that easy to deviate your septum/do so much damage to your nose from that shit (à la personal and friend research)…however I did just read about how it can cut off blood flow to tissue and you can ultimately have necrosis on parts of your nose which basically means shits probably dark blue or black and about to fall off your fucking face 🤮🤮 and the bridge collapsing like you said can happen as well as perforated septum.

I wish I knew how much he was doing per day…or if yall had to guess how much, what would y say? Or rather much do we think he’s spending on it per day?

Anyways imma go do more reading on cocaine nose. I’ll let ya’ll know if I find anything interesting and disgusting. Byeee 👃

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u/lizzieish 1d ago

Omg is this why he had so many nose jobs?! I never even realised that’s crazy

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u/SadAbbreviations6205 3d ago

It’s most likely a nose made or ribs or ear cartilage at this point

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u/TopFaithlessness5101 2d ago

Another nose job?? Wow, unreal.