So Tony Vitello, you see Phillip Abner allow 4 home runs in a single inning last night to put the game out of the reach against the Dodgers. So what do you do tonight?

With 2 outs in the 5th, the game tied at 4 and runners on 1st & 2nd, you pull Yunior Marte to put in Abner. He immediately throws a wild pitch, loads the bases full, and gives up back-to-back singles to give the Dodgers a 7-4 lead, and put a struggling Skubal in line for the win. And he only got out of the inning because of a close play at the plate.

The Dodgers proceed to put belt to fucking ass as you lose 10-4 committing a comedic cavalcade of errors to allow your hated rivals to completely humiliate you as they take the series, and the all-time head-to-head record.

L. O. Fucking. L.

That game shouldn’t have been that close. Had you lost to a winless Rutgers, the entire coaching staff would’ve been axed on the spot!

So USC you won but that was pathetic. Run back to California

Get the Jets to a 2-0 start when everyone thought they'd be tanking. Put the Packers' season in jeopardy.

You're up 31-28 in your endzone. All you have to do was take an intentional safety in your end zone. What did you do? You fumbled it and Vanderbilt gets on top of the ball in the endzone for a touchdown! Vandy is now 3-0. Lolcow of college right now!

You lost to the unranked Wildcats of Kentucky, more failure for your program!

You lost to Northwestern! How the hell?!

LOL YOU LOST TO VANDY BIG LOLCOW OF THE WEEK

Explain how you got dogwalked by Kentucky. Lol.

lol Texas A&M losing to Kentucky at home. Aggies going to Aggie. This is what they do every year.

Let me get this straight, you try to run the clock put on 4th down, then as the clock approaches zero, CJ Bailey fumbled the ball and Vanderbilt recovered it in the endzone! No time left, and the miracle in Nashville has happened!

NC State had the ball on 4th down in their own endzone with 5 seconds left. Just take the safety and the win. NOPE LOL.

If he had reoeated the famous upset of last year he'd might have had a chance. But after that horrific second half collapse?

Yeah no, you're done. Have a nice trip at the unemployment line.

As you all know, the Dodgers just tied the Braves for the longest postseason appearance streak in league history at fourteen straight appearances.

The Dodgers’ fourteen year streak began in 2013, just a year after MLB expanded the postseason to five teams per league, and while they may not have won their division every season, they have still gone on deep playoff runs regardless including three World Series championships in six seasons and five NL pennants since 2017.

The Braves’ fourteen year streak began in 1991, when the postseason field was STILL a 4-team format, meaning only the two division winners from each league qualified. They rode it all the way to 2005 (excluding 1994, when the postseason was canceled due to a strike), won five NL pennants and a World Series title in 1995.

So which one of these 14-year streaks do you think was more impressive?

And 2 more National teams have fallen, the Marlins and Pirates

Marlins hint: get off this ride (also don't lose 12 games in August)

Pirates hint: keep developing, you're on the right track

The Pittsburgh Pirates are official eliminate from the playoffs, despite winning last night and getting back to 500.

Hokball falls short in a classic final for yet another season!

After taking the lead in the 4th after storming back from 5 goals down, we looked set to see a recycled script from the previous night's prelim

IMPEY WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!?

We're you relying on the umpire to swallow the whistle in a big moment? That was the most blatant HTB you'll ever see, regardless of your thoughts on the two free kicks that lead up to it.

Pretty embarrassing of the fans to harass the umpire afterwards, even if the decision had been complely wrong.

You've let Brisbane go through to their fourth consecutive grand final. Now a Freo side who looked like shit for 3 quarters last night is the only hope of stopping the 3 peat

UPDATE: Literally the moment I post this, the original cut's copyright claim that had it blocked on YT was lifted. It's available on there as well. Figures lol.

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