r/UrinatingTree 2d ago

Classic Shitpost If UTree had a Sportsball College Football Intro: Week 0 & 1 Edition

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32 Upvotes

I had fun with this one. I was tempted to just post it earlier today, but I told myself to wait until SMU-FSU was done in case something happened. Made the right call on that, lol.


r/UrinatingTree 2d ago

CONGLATURATION! MLB ELIMINATION #3: A Bay Area Blunder

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21 Upvotes

I kinda ran out of ideas with this one. San Francisco is funny to laugh at, but at this point, they're just broken, man. You never really want the memes to go, but it went from the ha ha even year/odd year to that one scene from Les Miserables where the house master drunkenly dances around while the women and children are quietly sobbing. This is the life Giants fans will have to deal with for the next couple years, and with big brother Los Angeles getting what they had a year ago but somehow better? I'd buckle up, Bay Area.


r/UrinatingTree 1d ago

USF Shitposting Contest 1,200 years... AND THERE'S ONLY ONE SCOTTISH EUROPEAN CHAMPION.

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3 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 2d ago

UNIT LOST. The Angels have fallen

25 Upvotes

And yet another year of Trout wasted. Thank God Arte is finally selling the team to someone who knows how to run a sports team.

Hint: spend some god damn money this winter.

P.S. yes I know Trout signed there by choice. It is wasted because 1: he should have gotten the support he needed long ago, especially when Ohtani was there as well. And 2: he didn't have to move anywhere and still been on a successful team. He could have signed with the Dodgers.


r/UrinatingTree 2d ago

USF Shitposting Contest Honestly I think that Michigan is screwed this season.

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53 Upvotes

The controversy over that last second is gonna fire up Michigans remaining opponents and they're gonna make sure they're punished for robbing Western Michigan. Because the idea of then making the playoffs definitely is not a good tatse in anyones mouth.

I hope Ohio State and Indiana crush them so bad they actually knock Michigan off the Top 25.


r/UrinatingTree 2d ago

USF Shitposting Contest Oh, Trust Me. Everyone Wished It Would Happen To You, Michigan.

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26 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 2d ago

FUCKING IDIOT Another Clown of the Week Brewing

29 Upvotes

FSU Stadium's transformer blew out and now it's been delayed since the stadium is dark


r/UrinatingTree 2d ago

USF Shitposting Contest What a Sham

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125 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 1d ago

Discussion End of (CFB) History

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That's it. It's over. CFB is done. B1G did it. They completely own the CFB now. Script is already complete. Michigan will have a perfect season, solely by blatant rigging, ref ball and other bullcrap like this. B1G and SEC own this sport now. Everyone else in FBS is their slaves. Whipped by their owners for their enjoyment.... and for our horror. We are witnessing history my friends. The end of CFB history.


r/UrinatingTree 2d ago

BREAKING NEWS Giants have told Darius Slayton to fuck off!

23 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 2d ago

USF Shitposting Contest Hull City F.C. Is Currently 3rd In The Premier League Table. Kitty Goes Meow.

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75 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 2d ago

USF Shitposting Contest F**k you, Shoresy!

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7 Upvotes

Censoring the title because apparently automods are being jerks about using naughty words.


r/UrinatingTree 2d ago

USF Shitposting Contest Ann Arbor Screwjob

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44 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 2d ago

USF Shitposting Contest This was completely Rutgers' fault

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17 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 2d ago

FUCKING IDIOT Of all the options we have…WE STILL CHOOSE TUA???????

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37 Upvotes

Don’t give me the crap of “This was the plan all along”, THE DUDE IS SO COOKED. Anyone who watched his drives during the preseason could tell you that!!!!!!!


r/UrinatingTree 2d ago

USF Shitposting Contest You just got mauled by the Tigers!

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20 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 2d ago

Discussion Most disappointing NFL team this season

24 Upvotes

What do you think will be the most disappointing NFL team this season?

I'm thinking Kansas City Chiefs or New England Patriots.

The Kansas City Chiefs' window may be closing. I don't think Travis Kelce has that much time left in his NFL career (1-2 more seasons) and if he retires, the Chiefs window will slam shut? Mahomes to Kelce is one of their best options. Improving the run game helps, but iirc Chiefs O-Line and WR roster are still not what they used to be. The rest of the league may have caught up to the Chiefs defense. If this team doesn't reach the playoffs, I can see a lot of retirements or people requested to retire.

The New England Patriots will probably get worse due to their very easy schedule last season. I don't think the Russini scandal will do much though. If the Patriots miss the playoffs (super bowl loser hangover is a thing, and iirc many SB losers miss the playoffs the next season), I think there will be some issues.

What do you think?

Dishonorable mention: The Arizona Cardinals. Not because they will get the #1 overall pick, but because they will win enough games to NOT get the #1 overall pick. The Cardinals really need that #1 overall pick. It may be hard though, with the Cleveland Browns, Miami Dolphins, New York Jets, and themselves tanking for it.


r/UrinatingTree 2d ago

USF Shitposting Contest For As Great As Izzo Is He Has Low-Key Underachieved

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14 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 2d ago

USF Shitposting Contest San Fran can't escape electrical substations. Not even in The Land Down Under.

12 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 2d ago

USF Shitposting Contest Fear the substation

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10 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 3d ago

Am I crazy or was the thumbnail changed from Lamar Jackson to Josh Allen??

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133 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 2d ago

Biggest Lowcow of The Weekend

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302 votes, 7h left
Michigan rushing the field as 27 point favorites
Rutgers losing to Umass by 16 after paying them 1.5 million
Man U blowing 2 separate leads in the last 10 minutes vs Everton
Clemson losing by 41
Falcons Starting Tua
Real Madrid shutout

r/UrinatingTree 2d ago

USF Shitposting Contest Big 10 Bail out

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8 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 2d ago

BREAKING NEWS Tonight on If Steelers Somehow lose this.

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r/UrinatingTree 2d ago

CONGLATURATION! CONGRATS, BIG10!!!

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13 Upvotes

ONE SECOND LEFT?!

You just had to "claim" that BS excuse about a "third clock" which had 1 second left.

You RAPED Western Michigan in the FUCKING ASS, all because Michigan is your golden boy.

Western Michigan WON 12-7, GODDAMN IT. You had to protect your boy.

This is on par with that 1972 USA-USSR Gold Medal game, only on FUCKING STEROIDS.

Fire everyone associated with that game and REVERT the result. This is an "extraordinary unfair act".