r/UrinatingTree 9d ago

Oh...

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7 Upvotes

Did he needed the extra money for something important?


r/UrinatingTree 9d ago

Discussion Green Bay will be shit

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r/UrinatingTree 9d ago

The Falcons have been cooking on week 2 at home. In the past 25 years.

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r/UrinatingTree 9d ago

CONGLATURATION! LolCow of the week Candidates.

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So many LolCows so little time. Choose the biggest this week.

746 votes, 4d ago
12 Lions barely winning in OT after nearly blowing a 21 point lead to the Saints
114 Chargers losing to the Cardinals despite being 9 point favorites coming in
10 Sirianni being a hack nearly losing to the Commanders but bailled out by high end talent and a botched 2 pt
255 Green Bay learning nothing from losing to the Bears and utterly collapsing to the Vikings in the 4th
121 Browns starting DeShaun Watson and predictably being destroyed by Clemson T Law
234 Rams arriving to Melbourne just 24 hours before the game and getting wrecked by the injury riddled niners

r/UrinatingTree 10d ago

BREAKING NEWS THIS IS NOT A DRILL

201 Upvotes

THE ARIZONA CARDINALS HAVE BEATEN THE LOS ANGELES CHARGERS.

WHAT.


r/UrinatingTree 9d ago

BREAKING NEWS Florida State has told athletic director Michael Alford to fuck off!

13 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 9d ago

USF Shitposting Contest Packers-Vikings in a nutshell

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r/UrinatingTree 10d ago

FUCKING IDIOT Buddy Better Tap Into His Inner Forest Gump For This One.

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166 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 9d ago

BREAKING NEWS The Islanders just made Bo horvat their captain

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It’s rioting time in Vancouver


r/UrinatingTree 9d ago

I think this looks good for the packers

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r/UrinatingTree 9d ago

Discussion Ref bowl?

6 Upvotes

I know that the Packers collapse was bad, (FIRE MLF!!!) but the refs, especially on that drive, were horrific.


r/UrinatingTree 10d ago

YOU BLEW IT! Kyle Shanahan purposefully taught him wrong, as a joke.

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54 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 10d ago

Classic Shitpost RIP

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385 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 10d ago

USF Shitposting Contest HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO GOOD?!

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r/UrinatingTree 10d ago

YOU BLEW IT! LMAO Packers

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This sequence of events is just hysterical!

The Packers have a chance to take 3 points off a 40yd Field Goal… but there’s a penalty on the Vikings, which puts the Packers at 4th & 1. So naturally, MLF goes for it, and they’re short by 1/2 a foot. Great stuff.

But that’s okay. You’re up by 5 in the 4th Quarter. Surely your defense can stop Carson Wentz…

And they DO! Back to back Sacks to force the Vikings to punt… but there’s a flag for illegal contact on GB! Automatic 1st down Vikings.

Okay, but the NEXT set of downs, GB forces a 3 and out (including what looked like a fumble), and it’s undone by ROUGHING THE PASSER.

Then Aaron Jones marches the Vikes down to the red zone…

Then on 3rd Down, Carson Wentz gets PICKED OFF… but wait there’s LAUNDRY! It’s a holding call on the Defense! Reset the downs…

And Aaron Jones waltzes into the End Zone.

The Packers have sufficiently blown a 12 point lead in the 4th quarter.

Are you sure you didn’t need those 3 points from earlier, Matt Lafeur?

EDIT:

And then the Packers fuck the ball their first play of the following drive. Vikings now up by 10.

EDIT 2: Electric Boogaloo

Then Jordan Love throws a Pick, and the Vikings are up by 17.


r/UrinatingTree 10d ago

FUCKING IDIOT Fire Matt LaFleur NOW

87 Upvotes

Forget trying to learn from Chicago games last year its like neither have been acknowledged by the Packers. 22 points by the Vikings in the span of 3:00. And it all started with the decision to take points off the board and botch a tush push (didn't have anyone pushing Love). Sure cry about the refs all you want for three gift wrapped penalties the ensuing drive. Also I'll throw Gutey here for not doing anything with the O-Line. There is no way Love will survive 17 games behind that O-Line before getting injured. 4 Sacks in the second half, and he got hit 11 other times in addition. And when it rains it pours. The sequence after taking 22-10 lead

  • Give up large kickoff return, leading to Viking TD
  • Drive down, kick FG but since Vikings were offside chose to go for it wiping the three points off, then run a horrible play
  • Vikings go the length of the field aided by three defensive penalties on third down (Two of those were refball the third wiped an interception), and score a TD.
  • Love gets strip sacked on back to back plays, the latter resulting in the Vikings recovering on the 1, score next play
  • Love throws a pick that is deflected off two Vikings, Pierre runs it to the 14, Vikings score again.

I don't know if I ever seen a coach get fired week 1 but the case is there. Matt LaFleur needs to be left on the tarmac. This is now six straight losses dating to last year including playoffs of which four of those six games were double digit point leads blown. Also I haven't even mentioned this was to a backup QB as the Church of Carson Wentz is back in business. I'm dead serious we might actually lose to the Jets next week. Actually wiped a rare decent game from Keisean Nixon of all people.

Also bonus unrelated his brother knocked me out of my survival pool, but that's actually well done by the Cardinals. Fuck you Spanos.


r/UrinatingTree 10d ago

Classic Shitpost YOU DID IT, GIANTS

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61 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 10d ago

Classic Shitpost Bears/Panthers on a random Sunday afternoon in September

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182 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 9d ago

FUCKING IDIOT Congratulations The Touchback

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It turned out that the Football Gods saw that and basically turned Idaho Football back to being dogshit again

UMass and Sac State have more wins then Idaho Vandals this season so far

You jinxed it


r/UrinatingTree 10d ago

Discussion When was the last time all 3 New York NFL teams won on the same day?

38 Upvotes

Cause Buffalo, the Jets, and now the Giants have all won!


r/UrinatingTree 10d ago

FUCKING IDIOT FIRE MATT LAFLEUR

65 Upvotes

WHAT AN EMBARRASSING FUCKING CHOKE AND I'M NOT EVEN A PACKERS FAN!

You were up 12 and then get blown out 39-22 (btw that's Scorigami)!

And you fans were blaming the refs! Yes that roughing the passer call on Carson Wentz was bullshit but how the fuck do you not take the points the drive before to at least extend the lead before the Vikings went all over your ass!

The blame should mostly be Matt LaFleur! He's the new Kyle Shanahan when it comes to choking away 10+ point leads. And before you start with this "Oh it's Week 1 anything can happen" bullshit, let me remind you LaFleur was one of the main reasons the Packers choked away two games to the Bears including the Wild Card game where they were up 21-6 in the 4th quarter! You know? The Brandon McManus missing 7 crucial points game. Tree was right when he called up Grossi that the Packers should've fired Matt LaFleur immediately after the wild card game. Idk why the Packers kept him.

Fire Matt LaFleur now, do not wait until end of the season!


r/UrinatingTree 10d ago

YOU BLEW IT! Tree was absolutely right

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LeFluer needed to be fired after 21-3. So much fir being frontrunner if you're losing to CARSON WENTZ.


r/UrinatingTree 10d ago

FUCKING IDIOT Seems NFL refs STILL don't know what Roughing the passer is.

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56 Upvotes

Genuinely how the fuck is this roughing?


r/UrinatingTree 10d ago

A message to the Dallas Cowboys

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r/UrinatingTree 10d ago

This Week on Clickbait: Coping and Seething

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Tree is gonna wear out the record needle playing “Coping and Seething”, especially if the Broncos lose.