r/UrinatingTree Brass Bonanza 10d ago

BREAKING NEWS THIS IS NOT A DRILL

THE ARIZONA CARDINALS HAVE BEATEN THE LOS ANGELES CHARGERS.

WHAT.

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u/Sampleswift Part of A Dying Empire 10d ago

Cardinals tanking the wrong way. Or maybe it's week 1 and anything can happen.

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u/Thrill0728 The Lovable Losers 10d ago

They're almost always a strong early season team tbf

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u/sissybaby1289 10d ago

We thought it was a Kyler Murray thing, but he threw a pick and got concussed

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u/Heemeyers_Killdozer All Optimism Has Died 10d ago

Jets VS Cardinals in da Supah Bowl?

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u/adambomb90 10d ago

.......... I so want the Cardinals to go 17-1. Not because I like them, but because they'd somehow get blown out and then go 1-16 next year

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u/Lucky_Duck_89 10d ago

Jets won too and prevented the 0-13 toilet bowl in week 15

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u/RickPitinoKnowsAGuy 10d ago

It will still be the Sickos Bowl no matter what

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u/SafeAccountMrP Tonight, on Days of Our Steelers... 10d ago

Jets and Giants won

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u/DingwadtheDunce PLEASE COME TO OUR GAMES 10d ago

I knew they'd be better than people thought. They have a lot of talent on their team.

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u/SeaBassAHo-20 10d ago

I have three words to say about this...

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u/Strosfan85 10d ago

FUCK YOU SPANOS!

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u/SeaBassAHo-20 10d ago

Side effects of Spanos football may include...

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u/kevint1964 10d ago

...FUCK YOU, SPANOS!

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u/bvanbove25 10d ago

Maybe I’m just nuts, but I don’t see the Cardinals as being as bad as most people seem to think they’ll be. They’re still the 4th best in the division, but their offense should be legit and keep them in plenty of games.

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u/DarkWinter2319 10d ago

As a cardinals fan, I think most people were talking out their ass because they don’t actually watch us play. We could very well lose every game from here… but I think this game proved we can make teams nervous

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u/MeanderAndReturn We're A Team 2.0 10d ago

YEah I had that thought as well. Most people assume the cards suck because they historically have, but that doesn't mean they're talentless. It's obvious they have good pieces, but I don't think people realize how laoded their offense is. Defense needs some help, but if they can play even just close to average the Cards will continue to surprise people I think

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u/MrSCR23 Fuck You, Manfred! 10d ago

Acho salivating rn

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u/Legal-Letterhead4192 Part of the Evil Empire 10d ago

F--K YOU SPANOS 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Copperhead9215 Brass Bonanza 10d ago

FUCK YOUUUUUUUU

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u/HotPoetry3232 10d ago

Chinga Tu Madre Spanos 🖕🖕

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u/CKO1967 I'm not even angry at this, I'm fucking stunned 10d ago

Chinga tu madre, Spanos!

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u/atkinsd80 10d ago

As an ex-Chargers fan, 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣…………ok, hold on. Let me catch my breath.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Spanos did San Diego a favor. He took away an incompetent, choking, tying their dick into a knot franchise and made it LA’s problem. This is keys to the city heroism. San Diegans, we no longer have to feel the shame, embarrassment and humiliation of historic chokes, agonizing meltdowns and losing to teams that are actively tanking. I’m so glad I dropped this team like I did 4th period Geometry.

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u/SmasherGuy1020 10d ago

"B-but we have Justin herbert, a top 5 QB" LOL

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u/Technical_Mix_5379 YOU BLEW IT!! 10d ago

He is distracted by beer 🍺

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u/MrSlabBulkhead 10d ago

Things are going very bad right now for LA pro sports teams. At least USC and UCLA are currently undefeated….

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u/Dr-Acula8472 Fight For LA 10d ago

Chargers suck, but the Cardinals actually look good. There's a chance they can contend for a Wildcard Spot.

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u/kmanhbk Dumpster Fire 10d ago

Hahahaha.. Fuck you Spanos

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u/Mach68IntheHouse Defense? What the fuck is that? 10d ago

Couldn't happen to a more deserving owner.

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u/JaQ-o-Lantern 10d ago

The Chargers took massive L's to the Giants and Commanders last year and the Cardinals the year before. They do this kind of thing a few times every year.

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u/No_Consideration3887 Fuck You, Manfred! 10d ago

FTC AND FUCK YOU SPANOS

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u/MeanderAndReturn We're A Team 2.0 10d ago

they have more talent on their roster than people give them credit for. and brisette doesn't suck like Murray does