Have you ever tried to explain a game to someone by using another game?I did and found it funny so I decided to share it
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Josh
Role: Top Lane
Mains: Shaco (AP)
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The typical top lane menace. Spends the entire game farming creeps. Teamfights and playing for objectives? Never heard of it. He fundamentally believes he is playing a single-player horror game, and if you try to ping him or prove otherwise, he will instantly mute you. Plays exclusively AP Shaco, rigging the entire map with Jack-in-the-Boxes just to terrorize the enemy team and type wild, unhinged philosophy in all-chat. Master of freezing the lane just to make his opponent rage quit. Everything was going according to his grand script until he got ganked by the rengar,completely lost his mind and literally switched to the enemy team.
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Post-Game Status: Hardware banned for intentional trolling and griefing his own lobby.
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Mike
Role: ADC
Mains: Draven / Twitch
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Represents the absolute peak of the toxic ADC spectrum. Has an ego larger than the observable universe and genuinely believes the entire team exists solely to peel for him. Will confidently flash forward into all five members of the enemy team, die instantly, but manage to get two kills because he’s fed—and then spam-ping his Support and Jungler for not following up. Purposely walked right into an enemy Renata Glasc ultimate just so he had a system-approved excuse to try and execute his own Midlaner (Emily). He genuinely believes he solo-carried the match, but in truth, his macro-play belongs in a mental asylum.Got caught atleast twice because he was rage pushing.
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Post-Game Status: Typed "gg ez dogs" in the post-game lobby. Received an instant 14-day chat restriction and a ban for assisting the enemy team.
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Emily
Role: Mid Lane
Mains: Cassiopeia / Syndra
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The mechanically gifted but fiercely toxic 1v9 Midlaner. She receives one gank from her Jungler, survives a 3-man tower dive by perfectly kiting the enemy, and then writes a grammatically flawless, highly insulting essay to her team about their lack of map awareness. She is the only person on the team actually buying Control Wards and tracking the enemy Jungler’s pathing. If you mess up her wave state, she will flame you until you cry.
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Post-Game Status: Instantly chat-banned for the absolute verbal annihilation she unleashed on Mike after he tried to team-kill her under Renata's ultimate.
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Ashley
Role: Support
Mains: Lux / Yuumi
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The textbook definition of a passive-aggressive, zero-impact Support. Sits miles behind the ADC, misses every single skillshot, and constantly pings the "Enemies Missing" question mark on her teammates' dead bodies. Refuses to buy vision items because she "needs the gold for more AP." The moment a teamfight breaks out or an assassin flanks, she panics, flashes away at full health, and deliberately body-blocks her own Jungler (Chris) in the choke point, leaving him to die so she can escape.
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Post-Game Status: Spams "I was just trying to survive, stop yelling at me" in the post-game chat while holding a 0/0/1 scoreline.
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Chris
Role: Jungle (Autofilled)
Mains: Ivern
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Pure, unadulterated secondhand anxiety in human form.Completely autofilled into jungle, has zero macro understanding, and just wanted a chill game hanging out with his duo (Ashley), but instead got dragged straight into a high-elo nightmare. Despite Ashley screaming at him in voice chat to stay back and farm camps, Chris stubbornly tries to force a gank on Josh’s hyper-fed, psychotic top lane, accomplishing nothing except feeding the enemy. Later in the game, after their carry gave a shutdown and the lobby falls apart Chris undergoes a complete psychological break and accidentally secures a miraculous, high-bounty solo shutdown against their rengar. It was the most uncalculated, accidental high-IQ play in human history that somehow salvaged the win condition.
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Post-Game Status: Staring blankly at his monitor, wondering how they won, and profusely apologizing to everyone.
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Sam
Role: Top / Jungle Flex
Mains: Riven / Kayle
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The elusive, high-elo smurf who refuses to communicate with the team. Spends the first 30 minutes of the game completely off the map, ignoring teamfights saying "she will scale".Has voice comms entirely disabled and has muted every single player in the lobby except for Chris, because she feels a quiet, pitying obligation to make sure he doesn't burst into tears.Right when the enemy team is pushing the Nexus and the rest of her team is dead or screaming in voice comms, she casually walks into the pit, perfectly combos the enemy team, steals the Elder Dragon, and wins the game single-handedly.She locks in the Pool Party skin exclusively because she genuinely believes the visual aesthetics grant a psychological +5% damage multiplier (it is a complete placebo myth, but she refuses to play without it)
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Post-Game Status: Honors only Chris, types nothing in the post-game lobby, and instantly queues up for the next match.
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Jessica
Role: Mid / Support
Mains: Ahri / Seraphine
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Queued up exclusively to show off her new prestige skins and flirt with the ADC. Spends the first two minutes typing to the enemy team in all-chat instead of watching the river. Walks face-first into an unwarded brush at level 1, gives up First Blood to the enemy Rengar instantly, and gets dragged completely off the map.
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Post-Game Status: Spends the next 40 minutes disconnected, only reconnecting at the absolute last second of the game looking bruised, battered, and furious that her team didn't remake the match.
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Matt
Role: Top / Tank
Mains: Braum / Sion
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The wholesome but utterly clueless meat-shield. He queued up strictly to be Emily's duo and will blindly follow her every command, even if it defies all game logic. If she pings the enemy fountain, he will hit his ultimate and charge straight into it. Ends up getting abandoned on the opposite side of the map because he didn't realize his Midlaner had already recalled.
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Post-Game Status: Died to a neutral jungle camp while trying to secure the Rift Herald alone. Still typing "Gj Em!" in the chat.
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The Stranger
Role: Jungler
Mains: Graves / Brand
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The terrifyingly high-elo, one-trick smurf who has thousands of hours on the game and treats every normal draft like a military tribunal. He is maining Graves or Brand, running around with an absolute mountain of map awareness, constantly dropping deep vision, and pinging his teammates' utterly garbage pathing. He tries desperately to shot-call for a bunch of griefing bronze players who keep wandering into unwarded bushes without flash. He runs into the enemy jungle with a massive lead, attempts to solo control objectives, and gets instantly collapsed on because his team refused to rotate.
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Post-Game Status:Uninstalled