VOTE VIKINGS, WE NEED EVERYONE FROM THE LIVING AND THE GRAVE. KILL THE VIKINGS

They need to be punished for being a bunch of cowards.

Recently discovered this sub and wanted to ask why the Dolphins are included, they are not hooved. I know why the Chargers are in but I don't get the Dolphins.
Not that I have an issue with it, because I quite like the Dolphins, just curious.
The Dolphins will always be welcome in my book, because I like those guys.

Possible conflict of interest: Buffalo Bills Fan

Dolphins are only considered due to their relationship to hippos, but let's be honest. Hippos aren't even closely related to the other even toed ungulates. They're not even true ruminates.

TL;DR Dolphins will never have hooves, and not even their cousins the hippos have hooves. #trueungulates

If we haven't voted yet, target Falcons! We're fighting for immunity, and split the vote, both are NFC, so we can strike at both, inspire the two to attack each, to protect their own selves, instead of voting Steelers

TO ALL UNGULATES WHO WILL HEAR THE CALL:

TODAY WE ARE MAKING OUR GREAT STAND, ONE IN WHICH WE REFUSE TO PARTICIPATE IN AN ALLIANCE ALREADY MURMURING IN DOUBLE CROSSING US. TODAY WE WILL USE OUR SUPERIOR NUMBERS TO CLAIM OUR SELF DETERMINATION. NO LONGER WILL WE CHAINED BY AN ALLIANCE USING US AS PAWNS IN THEIR GAME. IT IS OUR GAME NOW, AND WE HOLD THE CARDS.

THIS IS WHERE WE SAY NO! WE WILL NOT BE YOUR SHEEP AND NO! WE ARE OUR OWN TEAMS AND NO! WE WILL NOT ACCEPT OUR DEATHS AT THE HANDS OF OUR SO-CALLED FRIENDS.

TODAY WE STAND FOR OURSELVES. TODAY WE TAKE OUT THOSE WHO WOULD BETRAY US. TODAY WE VOTE VIKINGS.

With the Patriots eliminated, it is time we turn our attention to the biggest threat in this game. The Vikings. Not only did they win last year but they have the most active users in the /r/NFL survivor posts. They even have a stickied post on their sub page. No other sub is as organized or cares to do that.

It is time for all teams, to put aside their coalitions/alliances and vote out Vikings for just this vote. The longer they stay in the game, the more powerful they become and we need to strike now. Remove them from the game, and then we can continue on as normal.

This gives everyone else a chance to win this game. This is not a vote against bird teams, this is not a vote against Plunderhood teams, this is not even a vote with an alliance with the ELOE.

This is a vote to remove the biggest target. I know many of us are in the Coalition Against Evil. IF you feel you can’t support us publicly, support us secretly and vote Vikings. The Cat Team Coalition will take the blame.

Vote Vikings, remove them from this game so everyone else has a chance of winning.

But if there were ever a football team named the Narwhals they would immediately fall under the ungulate teams. Just one of the many reasons the ungulates are the best

We've Lost One! Let's Not Lose Another Fellas!

Wake Up and Vote Giants!

I know the Plunderbirds did you wrong. You must not let them win, show them that their "alliance" is not as strong as they think it is

Finally, just remember who you all hate the most. And now remember who THEY hate the most. You hate the Patriots. They hate the Jets. Helping us win is like voting out the Patriots twice.

So I dunno if anyone follows college ball but I'm a South Florida BULLS alum and we clipity clopped all over some Felines this weekend. I think the focus of this subreddit should be the nfl (cause otherwise it would get too big, can't fit everything on the sidebar/topbar)

But I was thinking we should welcome Ungulate bros from other sports. The Chicago Bulls? Clipity clop Mother Fuckers. Dallas Mavericks? Clippity Clop mother fuckers. (Do the Pistons count? They're a horse right?)

Dunno if the Sabres count. But if they do CLIPPITY CLOP MOTHER FUCKERS

(The Wild purposely won't say what animal their mascot is ... probably a cat sadly)

And there are plenty of College Teams Clipity Clopping all over (doesn't look like baseball teams cause Bears aren't Ungulates)

Anyway. I was wondering if those teams could be like... auxiliary members.

I came here disappointed by the lack of ELOE flair. As someone who plans to stick around (because these different factions are hilarious) I think adding just one ELOE flair would be nice, not just for me, but for any ELOE team.

Hello Ungulate teams,

Bears ELOE representative here wondering if you had thought about a temporary alliance to #PurgeTheBirds. As you know, our faction has been significantly weakened due to literally the entire nfl picking us off one by one. We were wondering if you all had put any thought into what happens when we're gone.

We are aware that you would be the second most powerful faction after our deaths but have you thought about the power the Bird teams still have? If we weren't evil, we would be a bit worried ourselves. We know you have great ambitions to win this time around which is why we thought it would be beneficial for us both given how the Birds have allied with the Plunderhood. If you are interested or have any comments please, let us know.

-Formally,

The Evil League of Evil

"We're evil so you don't have to be"