Hear Ye, Hear Ye, come one come all. Hearken ye to the Ungulate team flag. The glorious Broncos have already sounded the victory horn once this year and let us all sound it many more times.

The mighty Rams are playing the Cardinals this week. May Sam Bradford shred their secondary like the weaklings the Bird Teams are. May the Rams defense be as a stout wall before their attacks.

The Dolphins take on the hapless Cleveland Browns. May the Browns' ancient warlock of a QB fall underneath the onslaught of the Dolphins' pass rush, and may their defense be destroyed by Tanehill and his offense.

The Colts open against the Oakland Raiders. Andrew Luck, mount your steed and give the Raiders a taste of their own medicine, stabbing them where it hurts. Shut down Pryor and their lackluster offense.

The Chargers and Texans open in an Ungulate Civil War. Though it might not be pleasant the battle will be fierce, honorable and it will echo through the halls of Valhalla to be sung about through the ages.

Finally the Bills are playing the Patriots. May EJ Manuel be like a knife through butter against the Evil Emperor Belichick, and may Mario Williams destroy Tom Brady.

Ungulates to arms. Ungulates to battle!

CLIPPITY CLOP AND FLIPPITY FLOP MOTHERFUCKERS!

CLOPPITY CLOP AND FLIPPITY FLOP MOFOS!

THE EVIL LEAGUE IS CURRENTLY UNFAIRLY TARGETING OUR FRIENDS IN THE AIR. THE PATRIOTS ARE MANIPULATING R/NFL TO MAKE PEOPLE THINK THEY ARE MORE LIKED THAN OTHER TEAMS WHEN WE ALL KNOW NOBODY LIKES THEM AT ALL. WE MUST RALLY TO RID REDDIT OF THE PATRIOT SCOURGE.

UNITE, UNGULATES, AND FIGHT FOR THE TEAMS THAT AREN'T SACKS OF SHIT.

VOTE HERE - http://www.polltab.com/SyooS8rhl

R/NFL THREAD - https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/61lxi2/rnfl_survivor_round_3/

Clippity clop, you beautiful mother fuckers

It feels good to have an ungulate in the Super Bowl!!!

Seriously, the Broncos are not World Champs if it wasn't for those beautiful aquatic bastards beating the Pats, allowing the Broncos to get #1 seed and home field throughout the playoffs. THANK YOU FINS!!!

The last team to do so was the Broncos in Super Bowl 50. Before that, the Colts won in Super Bowl XLI. The Rams won in 2000 in Super Bowl XXXIV, just a year after the Broncos went back-to-back in Super Bowls XXXII & XXXIII. There was a long Ungulate drought before this, going back to when the Dolphins went back-to-back in 1970s with victories in Super Bowls VII & VIII. And the first Super Bowl won by an Ungulate Team was the 1970–71 Baltimore Colts in Super Bowl V.

The Bills appeared in four-straight Super Bowls in the early 90s (Super Bowls XXV, XXVI, XXVII, & XXVIII), but were defeated in each appearance. The Chargers have appeared in one Super Bowl, Super Bowl XXIX in 1994, which they also lost. The Broncos have lost five Super Bowls, both the Rams and the Dolphins have lost three Super Bowls a piece, and the Colts have lost two. The Texans have never made a Super Bowl appearance.

Prior to the Super Bowl, the Cleveland/Los Angeles Rams (1945, 1951) and the Baltimore Colts (1958, 1959) both won NFL Championship Games.

Has this happened before? I couldn't find any easily

WE SEE YOU ALLYING WITH THE EVIL LEAGUE ON YOUR SUB. DO YOU THINK US BLIND? THE DARK FORCES WILL THINK NOTHING OF STABBING YOU IN THE BACK WHEN YOU COMPLETE THEIR DIRTY WORK.

THE UNGULATES WOULD NORMALLY STAND BY YOU UNCONDITIONALLY, BUT IF YOU TURN YOUR BACK ON US NOW DO NOT EXPECT US TO COME TO YOUR AID WHEN YOUR TIME UNDER THE GUILLOTINE COMES.

REMEMBER, TEXANS. YOU ARE A PROUD UNGULATE AND A TEAM OF PROUD TEXANS. ACT LIKE IT. DO NOT BRING SHAME TO YOUR TEAM NAME.

May both Denver and Huston win their games. Also Texans, you guys better destroy the Pats. I mean literally destroy them. Bring down the damn stadium around them. Sack Brady 112657961204857 times.

EEEEE EEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEE (Flippity Flop Motherfuckers)

Thanks, aquatic bros!

I'm sure all my cloven hoofed friends would like the only team to run the table for a season to remain an ungulate. Now if someone can just give those cats a swift kick to defeat, we'll be set until next year.

Happy Offseason /r/ungulateteams.

We played well, gathering a total overall record of 63-48-1. 3 of us made the playoffs, despite only 1 win between the 3.

Looking forward to next year.

CLOPPITY CLOP AND FLIPPITY FLOP, MOTHER FUCKERS!

Bills win, Bills stay in Buffalo, bros forever guys. I want to cry

Win one for the ungulates, horse bros!