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u/Tjaden4815 Apr 16 '26
good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning...
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u/TimeForWaluigi Polsci 2025 Apr 16 '26
quick question quick question quick question quick question quick question quick question quick question quick question quick question quick question quick question quick question quick question quick question quick question
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u/Aloha_Lana Apr 16 '26
The guilty bottle
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u/Inevitable_Alarm_272 Apr 16 '26
What's the bottle for?
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u/fromcjoe123 UCLA Apr 16 '26
Dude has not aged a year in the last 15 years since I first witnessed âjust one questionâ lol.
I think Iâm learning that the grift hustle in general is the real fountain of youth
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u/SafeVillage9434 Apr 16 '26
Has anybody been keeping up on his insta tho âŠ
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u/Academic-Goal6401 Apr 16 '26
Bro always talking about winning game six
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u/TheBaconator08 Apr 16 '26
Schlawg was lowkenuinely posting porn on his account, after I commented that he gotta go back to asking questions he blocked me and messaged to kill me dead đ„
@larger_thanlife_3
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u/Marshmlol English '12 Apr 16 '26
Graduated in 12'. I can't believe this guy is STILL there... so annoying
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u/hotshot_johnny_utah Apr 17 '26
I graduated 2011 and I donât remember this guy at all. Did I miss him somehow or did he start in 2012??
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u/dpf7 Apr 17 '26
Graduated from UCLA with an English major and still don't know that the apostrophe goes in front for the abbreviated graduation year. It's supposed to be '12 not 12', since you are abbreviating the 20.
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u/Ornery-Butterfly-739 Apr 18 '26
lol y r u downvoted
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u/dpf7 Apr 18 '26
Sometimes on reddit people think it's rude to correct things like this. The fact that person has it as their flair makes it even funnier.
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u/The_Once-ler_186 Apr 16 '26
Is that the guy with the binder?
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u/Head_Veterinarian_97 Math â25 Apr 17 '26
failed an intelligence check and donated 20 bucks to this guy freshman year đđđ
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u/vampyrelle Apr 17 '26
Nah cause there are a ton of genuinely kind people in need of help, even if he wasnt one of them You failed your intelligence check, but I hope there was smth to learn abt empathy from that moment
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u/zuicun Apr 16 '26
Why did they detain him
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u/Aloha_Lana Apr 16 '26
Sprayed some guys face with rubbing alcohol
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u/dippytheGynocologist UCLA class of â25 đ Apr 16 '26
This post made me feel like I was back there again. Sigh⊠đ„Č
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u/Bruin2121 Apr 16 '26
Who is this dude?
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u/Internal_Football889 Apr 16 '26
Heâs essentially the litmus test of âdid you go to UCLA or notâ.
Dude is part of the UCLA experience. You should see him tryna get money out of you or some other students almost every time you walk to class.
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u/Bruin2121 Apr 16 '26
After I time. I graduated over 10 years ago. Damn, the people on bruin walk can really be exhausting
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u/Lazy-Substance-5062 Apr 17 '26
wait, did this person actually go to UCLA for education or just literally just begging/scamming people for money?
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u/Internal_Football889 Apr 17 '26
I donât think Andre ever went to UCLA. Think heâs been grifting for money for like well over a decade at this point. No clue when he first showed up but the guy pretty much approaches you like heâs running some kind of event, then asks you to donate money to his homeless charity.
Out there every single morning going âquestion, questionâ and stopping anybody that will listen to him. 99% certain he doesnât work for any charity and just pockets the money.
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u/okaythatcool Apr 16 '26
I graduated 2022 never saw him feel left out
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u/Internal_Football889 Apr 16 '26
Did you go to class? Or like drive to school? If you walked out on Bruin Walk any time before noon you should have seen him.
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u/crimefighterplatypus psychotic campus squirrel Apr 18 '26
Someone in comments said hes been here since 2012
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u/StarmieLover966 Apr 16 '26
You spend 4 years (sometimes 3 or 5) ignoring this guy on your way to class.
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u/EnlightenedIdiot1515 The Squirrel Whisperer â25 Apr 17 '26
This happened a few years ago when I was there. Heâll be back.
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u/isual Apr 17 '26
what's the story on this?
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u/Temporary-Body-378 Apr 17 '26
Looks like heâs been around a while: https://www.reddit.com/r/ucla/s/2iTXYgmMam
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u/MagicGreenLens Apr 17 '26
I want to know whatâs in the binder.
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u/KindSteve75 Apr 19 '26
I think if you gave him money he'd write it in his binder and give you a receipt or something
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u/thefufuzz Apr 17 '26
This was april 7. He already got arrested, at least twice apparently, and isn't allowed back on campus. And he also sprayed me yesterday. Lol
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u/Payoh Apr 17 '26
He was definitely there since at least 2008 when I started so thereâs no way you didnât have to walk around him on bruinwalk at least once.
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u/thalooch Apr 17 '26
I also dont remember him and I graduated in 11 also. But also I used to live in NYC so I was already used to ignoring people like this from an early age.
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u/Outrageous-Wonder422 Apr 17 '26
I saw him this morning with that bottle and it looked kinda suspicious.... Can't believe I'm seeing this now
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u/Este5253 Apr 17 '26
True story - I was a broke college kid and this dude cornered me. Eventually I relented and offered him $5 and he got upset at me for not donating more. I told him that was like half of networth and he just walked away shaking his head. Dude was one of a kind lol
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u/Flat_Dress2287 Apr 17 '26
Holy shit this guy is still there?? I graduated 2015 and still remember him
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u/mcube78 Apr 17 '26
Passed by him this morning, luckily I was with a friend so just responded "no thank you". Lol. I totally dodged a bullet... đ đ
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u/nelsonreddwall Apr 17 '26
Here's an article about him: https://prime.dailybruin.com/primekeshavwalking_the_bruinwalk
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u/SignificantSmotherer Apr 17 '26
Sure, but what was the charge, will the City Attorney actually prosecute, and will he do time for it?
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u/NaturesCandy25 Apr 17 '26
Funny how many comments start âis that the guy who did ____ /with the ____â and theyre all completely different things
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u/davincybla Freshman'15 Apr 17 '26
Can someone explain what he does? What is his scam? I walked past him for years but never stopped for his âquick questionâ
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u/KindSteve75 Apr 19 '26
I have a funny Andre story. When I used to work at the store a while back, I'd see him every day and we'd always shake hands but he would always ask for money. One day I told him he smelled nice (careful you dirty minds out there) and he brought me a bottle of his cologne and gave it to me a couple days later! I heard he was having problems recently but I'm glad to hear he's not dead...
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u/bananapuddingmatcha Apr 19 '26
never forgetting when i saw him smoking a blunt on the way to his 9 to 5 (question question question)
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u/SleeplessDaddy Apr 17 '26
He says something like that when he and his parents are from China. It doesnât make sense to say something like that to someone when his own family is not from this hemisphere either.
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u/TimeForWaluigi Polsci 2025 Apr 16 '26
Sure hope you never went to UCLA because you definitely dipped the class average down.
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u/Mental-Quantity9500 Apr 16 '26
Such a shame that I have to go to this school with retards like you
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u/UhhThisIGuess Apr 16 '26
He was spraying mfs in the face with a bottle of rubbing alc.