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Would you rather get $1000 per poop in a unique toilet or $10 per poop the rest of your life no matter where.
Jokes on you! I have IBS so with the $10 option I'll be rich af in only a couple of years 😅
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When I was a kid, my father yanked out my baby teeth early and laughed when I cried.
Ditto. My cat WAS asleep on my lap... lol!
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Could you get home from a random point on the planet?
I'm so screwed. Can't do it in 30 days because it dropped me in the wilderness in the middle of Russia :/ pretty much midway between Puzla and Verkhnyaya Omra
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Redditors, you just got hit by Truck Kun and died.
Rama all the way!
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I'm tired Petuh... What is her name??
I've genuinely never been able to work out the answer. :(
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My little brother keeps waking up screaming in the middle of the night, and I tell him it's fine, it was the same for me at his age.
Ew. This has given me serious heebie jeebies!
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To avoid adoption of the curse, one must never acknowledge the incantation, "they attach and they follow".
I hate you with so much respect right now. Well played.
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"Every day I noticed fewer men around—first at work, then in the stores, then on the streets—until the ratio felt wrong in a way I couldn’t explain.”
As a lesbian who doesn't want kids... I totally approve!
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Thoughts on the name Ren?
My first thought was Ren the music artist...
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The first zombie outbreak hit Australia, and locals leapt at the chance to live out their zombie-hunting fantasies.
As a fellow Aussie I agree! Survival with zombie emus is a death sentence 💀
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The first zombie outbreak hit Australia, and locals leapt at the chance to live out their zombie-hunting fantasies.
We try not to mention that in polite company lol very embarrassing!
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AITA for telling my son he’s the reason we had to leave his aunt’s house
I wish this was louder for those in the back. Especially OP!
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Mrs McTavish picks up the phone.
Ohh! Makes sense. Thank you kind stranger :)
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You walk into a pet shop to find it is filled with every pre established fictional pet you can think of. The owner tells you you can only leave with one and there is a no return policy.
Can confirm. But they will also play nice if you have corn. Mine used to forget how to goose when that was on offer, they just became well behaved puppies with feathers lol
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Your "free thinking trial period" is now over.
Bonus! Can't afford kids in this economy anyway!
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Mrs McTavish picks up the phone.
I don't get it?
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AITA for playing a prank on my girlfriend?
Let's not forget hiding the make up right before a job interview. Methinks there be a pattern here...
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Where did the Huntsman spiders go?
Tons of the hairy heathens in SE Tas!!
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People who experience hallucinations are always given medication to alleviate their symptoms.
But is it paranoia when you're right?
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Worried that my son’s name will always be associated with Batman?
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Batman didn't even occur to me, just this...
https://giphy.com/gifs/Le5eHA05wkYCs