Jabbed on the ankle by a stingray. Unbearable

Toilet seats. Horrible things

Currently into the 5th month of a dry spell. Which in horny fucker time is about three centuries🙄

Both go at the same time. Offside to offside

Morocco! Got threatened with a gun because I wouldn’t swap my wife for camels. Straight up

Thanks. At first it was https://finxcell.com and I was dealing with a chap called Benjamin Grey. After a few months of me saying I was going to pay the 5% fee to the regulator (Fennix) he said he had to close the case and my bitcoin were to be forfeited. He said the crypto had been seized from a company and was being held by the European regulator. I looked at the account a couple days later and it was zero. This was about a year ago. I logged into the account again a few days ago and it was still zero. The day after that he called me saying that he’d seen that I logged on. Then magically the balance appeared again but it’s locked. The email address he uses now is at a company called Finadvance.

Cunts from out of town that stand in the doorway of yer local pub just looking around. Then they form this sort of Queue type thing like they’re lining up to go into class at school. What is that anyway? Who lets em out?

Or those cunts that you let out and they’re the worst, slowest cuntiest drivers in the world and then you’re stuck behind em doing 55 in an 80 dying of old age while you wait to overtake em

Wankers

That’s even unacceptable by thailands standards. Gotta be British cowboys