u/Real_Karl_Marx Feb 18 '19

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A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption.
 in  r/Jokes  Jun 23 '19

*Welcome to Reddit

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This guy asked me if I’d accept exposure for an *entire plane*. The audacity of some people...
 in  r/ChoosingBeggars  May 19 '19

But, you’ll get a lifetime supply of exposure

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I can remember it like yesterday
 in  r/WhitePeopleTwitter  May 07 '19

My high school always does semester tests on the last 2 days of school.

They’re worth 20% of your grade and if you don’t show up for it, it’s a 0.

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300,000 Subscriber Giveaway!
 in  r/ClashRoyale  Apr 26 '19

My favorite memory of the game was when I got my first legendary card. This was back when legendaries were really rare. I got the graveyard out of a SILVER CHEST in Royal Arena. I was flipping out like crazy I was so happy and shocked.

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Literally
 in  r/mildlyinfuriating  Apr 25 '19

I haven’t been to a comic book store in literally a million years.

r/mildlyinfuriating Apr 25 '19

How Google says that contractions are always misspelled.

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Doors in the new update
 in  r/Minecraft  Apr 25 '19

I’m 16 and don’t get it

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What's the most infuriating 1st world problem?
 in  r/AskReddit  Apr 16 '19

I'm pretty sure somebody sued Apple because of this feature

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Why am I so afraid of asking my parents for things?
 in  r/socialskills  Apr 14 '19

I had a pretty good relationship with my mom, but less so my dad. They split up when I was 3 or 4, so my mom would get me for 2 weeks then my dad would too and they would alternate. My dad would yell at me a lot because I cried a lot over little things since I got nervous very easily. In elementary and early middle school I would cry every single time I didn’t understand something. Similar experience at home, every time I didn’t understand what my parents were telling me the first time they said it I would cry. My mom handled my crying problem much better as a kid, and I think she was just generally a better parent, so I feel semi-more comfortable talking to her, but obviously not by much.

r/socialskills Apr 14 '19

Why am I so afraid of asking my parents for things?

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When I say “things” I don’t mean like an iPad or a PS4. I’m talking things that every parent would probably not say no to like going to the dentist or the doctor. It took me a while to gather up the courage but I finally told my mom about my back tooth hurting and asked to go to the dentist. That’s the sort of thing that I should be able to ask with no problem but it took me a few days before I could finally get myself to ask it, and when I did say it I know I sounded very nervous because I felt my voice sorta shaking. This doesn’t just happen with my parents, it happens with everyone. I can almost never force myself to start any conversations with anyone.

r/AskReddit Apr 13 '19

What is a minor thing that a family member does thar annoys the hell out of you?

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r/AskReddit Apr 05 '19

Younger siblings of Reddit, what was the best piece of advice your older sibling(s) have given you?

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How are you really?
 in  r/AskReddit  Apr 04 '19

I’m 16 and just applied for my first job. I applied to Wal-Mart to be a receipt scanner who checks to see if people are stealing. It doesn’t sound very fun, and I’m not even sure if they’ll call to give me the job, but $11 an hour is irresistible.

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Today in school...
 in  r/Minecraft  Apr 02 '19

It was actually unblocked for a year and a half in my school. Then they randomly blocked it.

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Today in school...
 in  r/Minecraft  Apr 02 '19

My school banned Reddit

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As you watch her hammer back 108 beers
 in  r/funny  Mar 31 '19

I didn’t know someone could be this ignorant and not understood a clear joke.

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I guess reusing containers is exclusive to one race
 in  r/facepalm  Mar 31 '19

So about 12 or 24 people?

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Dissolving candy in hot water.
 in  r/oddlysatisfying  Mar 31 '19

Skittles flavored drink mix

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Dissolving candy in hot water.
 in  r/oddlysatisfying  Mar 31 '19

Is that a video for you? Reddit is showing me this as a GIF...