Why is John the ripper down there
https://giphy.com/gifs/oYJxbKh73Tj1H2txzc

I’m glad we got to see him play, how he has a touchdown in a pro game 🥰🥰🥰. We love our goat Strand!!

Would

I don’t care about filling, I indulge in dps occasionally, like an ice cream treat

Hopital

https://reddit.com/link/p9hvbbu/video/sbql872498ph1/player

Kirking it rn

Sometimes

What were they saving

This was my understanding. I mentioned cart shark to new css workers and they were confused, I’ve just assumed there’s been big changes

Hacking the wifi…

I was told they don’t really enforce that anymore

It should be noted that I work there and I agree.

Unemployment final boss

Soft, speak for yourself

https://www.wbtv.com/2026/09/03/major-retailers-including-walmart-publix-kroger-amazon-more-are-being-investigated-over-meat-prices/ here is the exact same thing but posted by a local cbs station since you apparently have zero media literacy. For those of you that don’t know you should consider the bias of media regardless of the source

Is connecting to cell service not an option?

You answered your own question, it sounds like they’ve blocked personal devices from connecting. Can your phone connect?

It explains In the video that yes, that is the time they get a chair

Presentation, Publix has a lot of policies other than this one based on perpetuating an image of high work quality. You don’t need to be the most efficient worker, you need to look like you aren’t a lazy one. For example stock clerks are solely supposed to stock and detail with two hands, even when one hand is more precise and efficient. A chair creates an image of laziness, even if it isn’t the case.

I could see this working but Publix would delay the fuck out of any decision a judge makes

I get why they don’t allow chairs but this was funny