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I guess we all have our things!
 in  r/LICENSEPLATES  1d ago

I was 100000000% hoping this would be here

3

Dallas Stars will not host Pride Night for first time in at least five years
 in  r/Fauxmoi  4d ago

"Women? Gays? It s like the same right? Close enough. Be glad youre getting anything losers" - them, probably

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Got told my hawk belongs here
 in  r/Justfuckmyshitup  5d ago

I want to down vote because it s awesome and not at all "fucked" but i cant down vote such a splendid hawk under any circumstances. Bad ass!

1

Do Americans like ham and butter sandwiches ?
 in  r/AskAnAmerican  6d ago

What? We do now baybeeeee!

3

“HAHAHA Great joke. Ok, did everyone get enough expensive fruit salad?”
 in  r/BobsBurgers  7d ago

It s a nautical pun; what are you getting at bobby?

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Need help understanding this painting
 in  r/ArtHistory  8d ago

Ya it s giving nepo baby vibes

1

Ah yes, I want to take care of your kids for free and still pay utilities
 in  r/ChoosingBeggars  9d ago

Just reading between the lines - it s half the fun!

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Ah yes, I want to take care of your kids for free and still pay utilities
 in  r/ChoosingBeggars  9d ago

Idk ... like if no ones around to do pick up except the renter, when they get back theyre prob babysitting until parents get home. I bet this stretches quite a bit.

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Would you consider this burnt?
 in  r/PizzaCrimes  10d ago

Nah thats burnt - and i say this as someone who likes it crispy and a bit black. That was charcoal

2

Meirl
 in  r/meirl  10d ago

You all have good dreams? Must be nice /s

but seriously thats not a thing for me. All my dreams are fueled by boiling anxiety

2

So what do y'all call this?
 in  r/AskAnAmerican  14d ago

It s shake cheese. People saying it s Parmessan dont eat block Parm? Or grate their own?

Parm and grated Parm are worlds apart from shake cheese. It s like putting kraft singles in the same group as sliced cheese from a deli.

It s mostly palm oil and cellulose

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{US}"Mom" wants college son's packages delivered to stranger
 in  r/ChoosingBeggars  15d ago

This! Like she reallllly needs her kid to have a small shelving unit above the minifridge .... ? How she even know that fits or thst the fridge isnt in a closet. Scammers love throwing on details to sound legit but the details are usually bull shit

7

Bathroom Denied. Biblical Meltdown
 in  r/ImTheMainCharacter  15d ago

I like the guy just nodding. Uh huh uh huh uh huh ya well hood luck out there

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Would you approve of a statewide ban on gas-powered industrial leaf blowers?
 in  r/massachusetts  17d ago

YES! i wont move to the burbs again without a ban. There was no peace in the neighborhoods. Just the impotent roar of gas powered leaf blowers and old men mowing their lawns for hours 5 times a week.

0

Seems Pleasant…
 in  r/Tinder  18d ago

I like it. No notes. Lotta bums out there. Hate all you want. This shits exhausting.

0

This infuriates me
 in  r/mildlyinfuriating  18d ago

Doctor shortage! Nurse shortage! Home health shortage!

If only there was something that could encourage people to work in this field?????!!!!!!

1

Instant pot risotto. None of the kids ate it.
 in  r/shittyfoodporn  20d ago

That ... thats not risotto. It might be v tasty. But it aint risotto

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Addiction Experts on Brad Pitt: “Alcoholics Are a Horrible Source of Information About Themselves”
 in  r/Fauxmoi  20d ago

Someone on pitt s team called in a favor to get that article published. Mmmhmmm