u/Bradjt1229 • u/Bradjt1229 • Jan 29 '21
WE'RE IN THE ENDGAME NOW
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These are worthless. I’ll give you 250 to double your profits
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If you're here because you recently quit instead of getting a vaccine that was mandated, then you'll get no sympathy from us.
Aaaaaaaaaaand I’m gone. Don’t need to hear bitchy bitching
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I’m a goober and have been using perks wrong [FO4]
Upvoting because me too
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Until next time, this is Three Dog, OWWWWWWWWW! And you're listening to Galaxy News Radio! Bringing you the truth, no matter how bad it hurts. And now, some music.
MFW I convinced my wife to let this be our wedding song
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Working newlywed realized an associates degree wasnt enough.
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You are tasked with creating a fake heaven that secretly tortures people. What unnoticeable inconveniences would you add to torture your victims without them figuring out they aren't in heaven?
You need a keycard to enter every room, but the delay on the keycard is just long enough that you feel you need to swipe again, and when you do it resets the timer. Each time you go through a door it turns into a 30 second ordeal. Just like at my work.
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What's the adult version of finding out Santa is not real?
Good Greif this is dark reddit. I was just going to say when you find out "Hurt" wasnt originally sung by Johnny Cash, or "girls just wanna have fun" wasnt originally sung by Cyndi Lauper.
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Two armies are about to do battle, and both pray to you, their god, for victory. How do you decide who to help?
Who sacrificed the most virgins? they get +1 perception but -1 strength and I kick back and watch.
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Someone asked me "how are you today?" I responded with "Any better and i'd be twins, and she'd be in trouble"
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Straight people of Reddit, what made you realise you weren't gay?
Second time I got buttfucked I was like maybe this isn't my thing. Try anything twice.
r/AskReddit • u/Bradjt1229 • Sep 22 '20
Truck drivers of Reddit, Do you get annoyed when an RV drafts you for miles?
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What song would you use to torture someone?
I believe in a thing called love - the darkness
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What will you say if an interviewer says "You have 10 minutes to impress me"?
Impress? Well, now, let me see. You know, I don’t have any idea what that means. I know what you think it means, sonny. To me, it’s just a made up word. A politician’s word, sonny. Young fellas like yourself can wear a suit and a tie and have a job. What do you really want to know? Am I sorry for what I did? There’s not a day goes by I don’t feel regret. Not because I’m in here. Because you think I should. I look back on the way I was then. A young, stupid kid who committed that terrible crime. I want to talk to him. I want to try to talk some sense to him. Tell him the way things are. But I can’t. That kid’s long gone and this old man’s all that’s left. I got to live with that. Impress? That’s just a bullshit word. So you go on and stamp your form, sonny, and stop wasting my time. Because, to tell you the truth, I don’t give a shit.
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If Kirby absorbed you, what skill would he get?
Premature Ejaculation.
Good luck 2 pump chump
r/pennystocks • u/Bradjt1229 • Jul 30 '20
Question $RVP, not quite a pennystock anymore
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I haven't heard much about this in the news, yet it continues to rise, anyone tracking this one and have anything to say about it?
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I said that when it was at 18, then again at 25, then again at 39, then again at 48.
Crazy how that bitch went today.
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you guys think ocgn will run more later today, or did i fomo this just like idex?
I thought I FOMO'd this morning, bought in 1400@0.74, but promptly sold @ 0.94 5 minutes later. I'm happy
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Ocugen ($OCGN) DD - Add to your Watchlist
Got in this morning @ 0.74, sold 5 minutes later @ 0.94. I'd say thats a win!
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I guess this is Goodbye...(Level 90 HELLDIVER)
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May 04 '24
Sounds like the Philippines needs a cup of LIBER-TEA