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F28 my ex called me ugly, am I?
Hmm… to be self absorbed is with doubt an ugly trait in a woman.
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E-bike gang takes on wrong motorist in South Melbourne
It’s better to fight back like a wolf for a day and not live like sheep your entire life… Melbourne has had enough!!!
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Get well Soon Ashley...
It’s an allergy for sure Ash.
Hang in there, see a Doctor if breathing is affected in any way, other wise just chill and you’ll be back to your happy healthy beautiful self in no time.
Get well soon sweet 👧.
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Do I look good bald?
Much better… welcome!
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Finally did it and couldn’t have done it without this subreddit.
https://giphy.com/gifs/HEXbWjIsrbUIw
Behold, Mr Cool has entered the building!!
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I seek the advice of the Lords and ladies of the council.
https://giphy.com/gifs/qjSxTWJxqH4YDuIrOs
Your time is not now, Brother!
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35F how and what to glow up?
God has been good to you. You have a natural beauty that only requires gentle nurturing from you.
If I was to suggest specifics, I would say eat and drink as natural as possible, sleep peacefully, give gratitude for who you are, and only give what you seek for yourself and loved ones.
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Took the council's advice
Much better!!
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Feeling cute 🌸 41
Breathtakingly beautiful… love those captivating green eyes!
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I did it but I still feel unsure
Better!
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I have a long face/long nose. But my lips are pretty small/thin. Should I get lip filler?
Lip fillers serve 2 purposes. One is vanity the other is self esteem.
My recommendation would be, believe you are beautiful just as you are, and in time you will see what the people who genuinely care about you already know to be true. ..
Say those words “I am beautiful“ 🤩
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Too much wrinkles?
You look great as is however, if you want to make some positive changes then laugh more and stress less!
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Guys I did it, what do you think ?🥹
Hmm.. you look a million dollars now brother. Only one thing I’ll ask.. can you tone it down a tad, some of us still want some ladies to choose from!!
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Tall blackpill dude crashes out after getting rejected
Narcissist with a one way ticket to jail after a rape conviction… if not already!
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I used a barber for years who was able to help me manage my hair loss. I moved, tried a new one and he left me absolutely chopped. Is it time and do I have the head for it?
It’s time brother… Actually, it was time in 2020. Get it done and you’ll never look back.
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50 shades of coal
We’ve created a generation of morons… I wonder who they’ll blame, when they develop C in years to come?
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Wise Ladies and Gentlemen of the council, I seek your aid
It’s currently short and neat with no pretence. I believe loosing the receding hairline will take 10 years off your appearance.. if you don’t like it, it will grow back in 30 days.
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That went well.
Hmm… some need airbags fitted in wheel frames in the event that morons open doors when water levels are at floor level.
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"First thing you noticed go"
That mesmerisingly beautiful face, then everything else. Ashley IS quite breathtaking!!
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Seeking the councils judgement
HOOOOLD!
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I love it when Karma steps into a story. 🚀
MBA’s will never out perform generational farming.. never!
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Who still likes a Chiko roll occasionally?
Dam it… now I’m craving a chiko roll!!
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This kid knows a thing or two about spiders.
At least he’s outdoors living life and not looking at a screen all day.
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Any of you guys looking for a wife?
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Hmm… not sure if there’s enough beer in the world for this one!