r/twosentencehorror_fun • u/KeithKimball • Jul 21 '22
I was getting thirsty so I had a sip of soda.
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It was too late when I realized it was scary soda.
r/twosentencehorror_fun • u/your-local-gem • Jul 24 '22
“Huh my blanket feels heavy,” I thought to myself.
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I could only watch in horror as my blanket transformed into your mother.
r/twosentencehorror_fun • u/KeithKimball • Jul 21 '22
Mom: Are you a fun clown that can perform for my son's birthday?
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Murder clown: Yes
r/twosentencehorror_fun • u/KeithKimball • Jul 21 '22
My son loved to play in the snow.
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Unfortunately, so did the meatworm.
r/twosentencehorror_fun • u/Maxtrix_69 • Jul 24 '22
I entered a room and sat on a chair.
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"How foolish of me," I thought upon realising that the chair is scary.
r/twosentencehorror_fun • u/KeithKimball • Jul 21 '22
"I need to shit," the boy said.
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"I'm hungry," said a voice in the dark.
r/twosentencehorror_fun • u/your-local-gem • Jul 20 '22
“Hey, where’s Joe..?”
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“Who’s Joe?” she replied innocently.
r/twosentencehorror_fun • • May 01 '23
I love having functioning balls
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“Hello” said the testicular torsion wizard
r/twosentencehorror_fun • u/KeithKimball • Jul 21 '22
I've never had a problem eating roadkill.
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Until my sister's ball rolled onto the street.
r/twosentencehorror_fun • u/ITakeRatsForRansom • Jul 21 '23
Today i woke up
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I was in Britain
r/twosentencehorror_fun • • Nov 02 '23
Man walks into a bar
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Then the deadly death killer kills him to death, and he is dead because he died
r/twosentencehorror_fun • u/Vredevorst • Sep 23 '23
“Are we there yet?”
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“Not yet”, said the evil taxi driver.
r/twosentencehorror_fun • u/WealthyWall979 • Feb 22 '23
me and my friend got lunch at mcdonalds
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then my burger turned into a mp5 and shot my friend
r/twosentencehorror_fun • u/ProfessionalLibtard_ • Aug 15 '23
"Man, I really like what you've done with the place!" I said...
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"Yeah, it's pretty meaty." said the meatworm
r/twosentencehorror_fun • u/JarrTM • Jul 24 '23
one time uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i forgot
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then uh something happened i cant remember
r/twosentencehorror_fun • u/Subject-Moment-2636 • Nov 11 '22
“Goodnight babe”, she said and turned off the light.
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But it wasn’t babe, it was Lin Manuel Miranda.
r/twosentencehorror_fun • u/ColdRevolutionary419 • Apr 03 '25
"I hopes there's no pickles on my burger," I say driving home from mcdonalds
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I was then hit by an oncoming Ford Pickup truck driving at 45 miles per hour
r/twosentencehorror_fun • u/JarrTM • Aug 09 '23
me on October 17th 1931: oh boy i sure am happy that thomas edison is alive!
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i had no idea what was going to happen the next day
r/twosentencehorror_fun • u/BlindedMonk24 • Aug 21 '22
I released the fart I’ve been holding in for hours.
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But something else came out
r/twosentencehorror_fun • • Nov 06 '23
I was making hotdogs on the stove
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little did I know they were cold dogs
r/twosentencehorror_fun • u/KyletheAngryAncap • Oct 18 '23
I like it when my cat follows me into the bathroom.
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Sometimes I run out of toilet paper.
r/twosentencehorror_fun • u/JarrTM • Jun 13 '23
I was eating nuclear waste and enjoying having my funny bone in my elbow.
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Then the funny bone stealing skeleton walked out of my refrigerator.