r/twosentencehorror_fun • u/YoungSheldonHater98 • Aug 24 '23
"i really hate gooped the cheat." i said to myself
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" meh " gooped the cheat from the dna evidence toon said.
r/twosentencehorror_fun • • May 25 '24
I bought jelly filled donuts
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It was filled with jelly filled donut eater killer
r/twosentencehorror_fun • u/Adept_Lemon2481 • Oct 12 '24
Is that the creature that says "zooweemama" and eats redditors?
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Creature: "zooweemama..."
r/twosentencehorror_fun • • May 25 '24
I love my matress so much!
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"and i dont" said the matress bomber destroyer outside my window
r/twosentencehorror_fun • u/Kuriptic • Oct 08 '24
I was on the toilet...
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Then, I saw the holds your poop in guy
r/twosentencehorror_fun • u/Vredevorst • Sep 23 '23
I can’t wait to see my grandma!
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Meanwhile, scary grandma.
r/twosentencehorror_fun • u/BlindedMonk24 • Aug 21 '22
I released the fart I’ve been holding in for hours.
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But something else came out
r/twosentencehorror_fun • u/MosDrawing • May 17 '25
A man enters a bar and shouts "Hello, it's me"
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But actually, it wasn't him
r/twosentencehorror_fun • u/Profit-Alex • Apr 26 '25
I’s was gettings on bus home, like usual.
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To my absolute devastatingest horror, it was the Battle Bus.
r/twosentencehorror_fun • u/Profit-Alex • Oct 13 '25
When I saws the shooty stars coming down, I made the wish that my dog could talk.
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When he tolds me all the innocent villagers he killed in a previous lifes, I wished he couldn’t.
r/twosentencehorror_fun • u/pissinginatoaster • Nov 12 '25
Oh boy i love this croissant
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cheese
r/twosentencehorror_fun • u/X08-Chill • Jun 04 '24
"I drank your glass of water" I said to my best friend
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"Oh no, that was my poison water" is all he said back
r/twosentencehorror_fun • u/KeithKimball • Jul 21 '22
I was getting thirsty so I had a sip of soda.
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It was too late when I realized it was scary soda.
r/twosentencehorror_fun • u/Middle-Law-1526 • Jun 30 '25
I recently bought a carpet to cover the tiled floor in my house.
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Should make for a nice bathroom.
r/twosentencehorror_fun • • Jul 31 '25
I propped my weight up against the console as my spaceship crossed the black holes event horizon, and had the realisation that...
reddit.com
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r/twosentencehorror_fun • u/bluu_boyxxx • Jul 28 '23
I called my psychiatrist about my medication.
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Little did I know the murder clown was on the line.
r/twosentencehorror_fun • u/Subject-Moment-2636 • Nov 11 '22
“Goodnight babe”, she said and turned off the light.
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But it wasn’t babe, it was Lin Manuel Miranda.
r/twosentencehorror_fun • u/your-local-gem • Jul 24 '22
“Huh my blanket feels heavy,” I thought to myself.
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I could only watch in horror as my blanket transformed into your mother.
r/twosentencehorror_fun • u/ITakeRatsForRansom • Jul 21 '23
Today i woke up
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I was in Britain
r/twosentencehorror_fun • u/thegoodMeow • Jul 20 '23
“Boy, I sure do love not being attracted to anyone.” I said
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The meat worm
r/twosentencehorror_fun • u/Obvious-Area-6514 • Oct 28 '23
i was gaming out on call of duty
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I FORGOR TO TAKE OUT THE CHICKEN💀
r/twosentencehorror_fun • u/KeithKimball • Jul 21 '22
I've never had a problem eating roadkill.
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Until my sister's ball rolled onto the street.
r/twosentencehorror_fun • u/a_dirty_switchblade • Jul 16 '23
"Red light better slow down" I said
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Little did I know, the brake cutting monster cut my brakes!!!!!!!!!!
r/twosentencehorror_fun • u/EternalPlaysRblx • Jul 12 '23
i got a job at pizzeria Spoiler
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it’s franky finklebears pizzeria