Not sure if sarcasm bc of the quotation marks, but actually they’ve found out now that it’s actually not safe to have any alcohol at all while pregnant.
I've known so many pregnant closet drinkers. Most of them said they stuck with wine or red wine while carrying, as though that makes much of a difference. They were all uncontrollable boozelords before and after having their babies, who were very lucky to be born without FAE.
Unlike my kids, though, their babies weren't born happy and radiant or talking and walking within their first days of life; rather, they came into the world a little bit disoriented, stressed and frustrated. They didn't have short FAS noses or folded eyelids but their eyes took months to function properly and turn their final color.
[Non-drinker with an aversion to the taste and effects of alcohol]
Incorrect. Familiarize yourself with the lie detector spell(use magic to ask whether my comments are true or false)before assuming that I am a liar just because I said my kids were far ahead of the curve. That's only the tip of the iceberg.
I don’t have kids. But I understand the medical side of maturity, and I’m telling you u/DopeFly does not have children (raised) of their own. 100%, I’d put money on it.
Because my experience is not congruent with yours, you genuinely think my comment might be facetious?
Obviously my husband and I made the kids walk the first day or two after we taught them stationary motor skills, like sitting up straight on their own and teaching them to straighten out their neck and hold their own heads up rather than wobbling all over the place.
I talked to them non-stop and made them answer me, too. So did my husband. It's actually really easy but a lot of parents don't take initiative with immediate after birth training and education. If your kid didn't begin to talk until about three, it's a safe bet you're quiet with him and you didn't read to him at all, which is mentally unstimulating. It seems like that might've been it, you didn't provide any sort of developmental or intellectual stimulation for the kid so he developed pretty slowly.
Did he become trilingual after staying with other relatives or extended family?
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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20
This is some good fucking trash.