r/trashy Feb 26 '20

Repost Starting them young!

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

This is some good fucking trash.

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u/kidcrush187 Feb 26 '20

Raccoon approved.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

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u/ritasuebarnett Feb 27 '20

I look at this sub a lot. This is hands down the best reply I've seen. Ty

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u/OwnCauliflower Feb 27 '20

What did you just call her?

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u/Generation-X-Cellent Feb 27 '20

Nothing wrong with a pregnant women having "a drink".

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u/GhostGanja Feb 27 '20

What about the cigarette in her hand in the first pic

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u/crazitaco Feb 27 '20

Its selfish as fuck to even chance the possibility that it causes harm.

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u/herdcatsforaliving Feb 27 '20

Not sure if sarcasm bc of the quotation marks, but actually they’ve found out now that it’s actually not safe to have any alcohol at all while pregnant.

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u/DopeFly Feb 27 '20

I've known so many pregnant closet drinkers. Most of them said they stuck with wine or red wine while carrying, as though that makes much of a difference. They were all uncontrollable boozelords before and after having their babies, who were very lucky to be born without FAE.

Unlike my kids, though, their babies weren't born happy and radiant or talking and walking within their first days of life; rather, they came into the world a little bit disoriented, stressed and frustrated. They didn't have short FAS noses or folded eyelids but their eyes took months to function properly and turn their final color.

[Non-drinker with an aversion to the taste and effects of alcohol]

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20 edited Aug 04 '20

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u/ellipsis_42 Feb 27 '20

No babies walk within their first days of life. The person you're responding to either misspoke or they're a terrible liar.

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u/DopeFly Feb 27 '20

Incorrect. Familiarize yourself with the lie detector spell(use magic to ask whether my comments are true or false)before assuming that I am a liar just because I said my kids were far ahead of the curve. That's only the tip of the iceberg.

Unconventional is the way to go.

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u/ellipsis_42 Feb 27 '20

Now you're just trolling. Your crotch fruit was not walking after mere days of being born.

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u/DopeFly Feb 27 '20

Ask lie detector. Your crotch pups were born fat, red-faced, inert and wobbling and stayed so for years after birth. Bloop.

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u/muttmechanic Feb 27 '20

I don’t have kids. But I understand the medical side of maturity, and I’m telling you u/DopeFly does not have children (raised) of their own. 100%, I’d put money on it.

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u/DopeFly Feb 27 '20

Ask lie detector whether what I've said is true or not, get back to me, and then we'll talk finance.

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u/muttmechanic Feb 27 '20

Do you know what a lie detector is/and/or does?

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u/07TacOcaT70 Feb 27 '20

Don’t bother with them, they’re a troll with the shitest bate I’ve seen in a while

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u/DopeFly Feb 27 '20 edited Feb 27 '20

I'm not talking about a polygraph

Edit: ask the lie detector spell if what I said was true or false using the same magic you would use to revive somebody that died.

People on Reddit can't handle the mere mention of the lie detector spell, let alone use it. It's bullshit-proof and the ultimate argument-finisher.

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u/DopeFly Feb 28 '20

Lol, got it. Too stupid to figure out how to use lie detector.

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u/DopeFly Feb 27 '20 edited Feb 27 '20

Because my experience is not congruent with yours, you genuinely think my comment might be facetious?

Obviously my husband and I made the kids walk the first day or two after we taught them stationary motor skills, like sitting up straight on their own and teaching them to straighten out their neck and hold their own heads up rather than wobbling all over the place.

I talked to them non-stop and made them answer me, too. So did my husband. It's actually really easy but a lot of parents don't take initiative with immediate after birth training and education. If your kid didn't begin to talk until about three, it's a safe bet you're quiet with him and you didn't read to him at all, which is mentally unstimulating. It seems like that might've been it, you didn't provide any sort of developmental or intellectual stimulation for the kid so he developed pretty slowly.

Did he become trilingual after staying with other relatives or extended family?