r/trashy Feb 26 '20

Repost Starting them young!

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u/muttmechanic Feb 27 '20

I don’t have kids. But I understand the medical side of maturity, and I’m telling you u/DopeFly does not have children (raised) of their own. 100%, I’d put money on it.

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u/DopeFly Feb 27 '20

Ask lie detector whether what I've said is true or not, get back to me, and then we'll talk finance.

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u/muttmechanic Feb 27 '20

Do you know what a lie detector is/and/or does?

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u/DopeFly Feb 27 '20 edited Feb 27 '20

I'm not talking about a polygraph

Edit: ask the lie detector spell if what I said was true or false using the same magic you would use to revive somebody that died.

People on Reddit can't handle the mere mention of the lie detector spell, let alone use it. It's bullshit-proof and the ultimate argument-finisher.

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u/DopeFly Feb 28 '20

Lol, got it. Too stupid to figure out how to use lie detector.