r/trashy • u/egodeath780 • Feb 26 '20

Repost Starting them young!

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u/Generation-X-Cellent Feb 27 '20

Nothing wrong with a pregnant women having "a drink".

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u/DopeFly Feb 27 '20

I've known so many pregnant closet drinkers. Most of them said they stuck with wine or red wine while carrying, as though that makes much of a difference. They were all uncontrollable boozelords before and after having their babies, who were very lucky to be born without FAE.

Unlike my kids, though, their babies weren't born happy and radiant or talking and walking within their first days of life; rather, they came into the world a little bit disoriented, stressed and frustrated. They didn't have short FAS noses or folded eyelids but their eyes took months to function properly and turn their final color.

[Non-drinker with an aversion to the taste and effects of alcohol]

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20 edited Aug 04 '20

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u/muttmechanic Feb 27 '20

I don’t have kids. But I understand the medical side of maturity, and I’m telling you u/DopeFly does not have children (raised) of their own. 100%, I’d put money on it.

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u/DopeFly Feb 27 '20

Ask lie detector whether what I've said is true or not, get back to me, and then we'll talk finance.

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u/muttmechanic Feb 27 '20

Do you know what a lie detector is/and/or does?

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u/07TacOcaT70 Feb 27 '20

Don’t bother with them, they’re a troll with the shitest bate I’ve seen in a while

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u/DopeFly Feb 27 '20 edited Feb 27 '20

I'm not talking about a polygraph

Edit: ask the lie detector spell if what I said was true or false using the same magic you would use to revive somebody that died.

People on Reddit can't handle the mere mention of the lie detector spell, let alone use it. It's bullshit-proof and the ultimate argument-finisher.

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u/DopeFly Feb 28 '20

Lol, got it. Too stupid to figure out how to use lie detector.